Hood: So technically, if Vargas wins tonight, he can immediately demand a rematch with Warstein?

Rockwell: If Warstein retains against Zybala...

*'Whatever It Takes' by Imagine Dragons plays to the crowd as the women in the audience lose their shit. The men roll their eyes, stick fingers up and boo as the 'Sexiest Man In Wrestling' PerZag, walks out from the back. Wearing a long blue gown, he winks at all the ladies as he walks past, making them all go crazy. PerZag reaches the ringside, and quickly slides into the ring. He stands up, walks to the centre of the ring, and stops. The lights suddenly turn off, except for one spotlight that shines on the centre of the ring, directly on PerZag. PerZag grabs at his gown, pulling it off, showcasing his fantastic bod for all the people in the arena. He drops the gown to the ground as all the lights turn back on, and he walks over to one of the corners of the ring to await the match to start.*

Rockwell: Glad PerZag's back after last week's attack, Hood?

Rockwell: ... I don't know if PerZag would even recognize you on the street, Hood...

*The Bell Rings.*

Rockwell: And here we go! All three of these competitors have been looking for a way to break back through lately, and this could easily be their best chance to get there!

Hood: Yeah, I guess so...

*PerZag and Vargas walk forward, each looking upwards at the case overhead. It's swaying slightly, but for the most part it's pretty stationary. The two wrestlers turn to each other, ready to fight... and then both look around, suddenly realizing that it's just TWO wrestlers. On the outside, Miss Fury is moving over towards the announce table, smiling at the announcers as she sits down on the table. She looks back at PerZag and Vargas, waving to them to go ahead and fight as she relaxes where she is. PerZag, confused, takes a step in her direction... allowing Vargas to nail him with a double axehandle shot to the back of the head!! PerZag drops to the mat, with Vargas immediately grabbing his legs, working to apply a Figure Four Leglock!! He gets PerZag into it, with PerZag shouting out in pain as Vargas drops back to the mat!*

Rockwell: The Figure Four is on immediately!!

Hood: But... but... damnit, that IS a good strategy...

*Vargas cranks back on the legs, working over PerZag, trying to make sure he won't be climbing any ladders anytime soon. PerZag, though, is still pretty fresh in spite of the submission. He starts rocking back and forth, working to gain momentum, as Vargas tries to block it. But he can't stop Perzag from continuing the motion, something that PerZag has plenty of talent with, and he manages to rock them over, reversing the figure four!! Now it's Vargas yelling out in agony as the pressure has switched to his legs. PerZag hangs on grimly, as Vargas fights quickly to get them over towards the ropes. He grabs hold... but the pain continues, as no referees are getting involved in this one. Vargas, realizing this, yanks on the ropes, managing to drag himself in-between the first and second ropes, dropping his weight out of the ring. PerZag hesitates on his release for a second too long, as he goes sliding after Vargas!! Both men end up outside the ring, breathing heavily from the pain in their extremities.*

Rockwell: So far, both men have gone after the legs, a key component in a ladder match.

Hood: And I think Miss Fury's loving it, as she's making her move!

*As the two wrestlers are working to recover both from the submissions and the fall to the outside, Miss Fury has quickly gotten a ladder and slid it into the ring. She is moving fast, showing her skills with the ladder as she expertly sets it up in the middle of the ring. She starts to climb, looking for the quick victory. However, she stops as she sees PerZag having pulled himself back under the ropes! PerZag gets up, starting towards Miss Fury... who leaps from the ladder, catching PErZag by surprise with a springing DDT!! PerZag rolls away, hurting, as Miss Fury gets up. Behind her, Vargas is returning, pulling himself angrily into the ring. But Miss Fury seems to sense him, spinning around to nail him with a standing dropkick! Vargas falls into the ropes, hanging there, as Miss Fury gets up with a smile on her face.*

Hood: It's easy to discount Miss Fury when you've got two great stars like PerZag and Vargas in there, but she could conceivably be the most dangerous wrestler in this one.

Rockwell: I'll definitely say she's the most unpredictable. With parts of Micheal Graves in her, she's certainly willing to use anything to her advantage to win, including, apparently, a ladder...

*Miss Fury has gone back to the ladder now, clicking it together and lifting it in her arms. She turns and runs forward, smashing Vargas in the head!! Vargas falls through the ropes, once again plummeting to the outside! Miss Fury grins, enjoying the hit she just landed, before turning back to PerZag. She charges at him as well... but PerZag dives forward, coming in under the ladder and hitting Miss Fury's legs... causing her to fall forward, landing on the edge of the ladder!! Miss Fury rolls away, holding her head, as PerZag gets back to his feet. He walks over, kicking the ladder to the side, before picking Miss Fury up and getting her on his shoulder. PerZag then takes a few steps, taking her over with a running powerslam onto the grounded ladder!!! Miss Fury screams out, cursing as she rolls off the ladder, her back nearly broken from the impact!*

Rockwell: That one would break a person in two!!

Hood: And I thought she was just ready for a nap... OF COURSE she's hurt, she got slammed on a ladder by the 70-Minute Man!!

*PerZag is back up now, grabbing at the ladder to get it back upright. He makes sure it's not too bent up, taking it towards the center once again. But suddenly PerZag is down, as Vargas is back, nailing PerZag in the back of the head with a bionic elbow!! As PerZag drops to his knees, Vargas spits on him from behind, telling him that's for mocking me. He then drags PerZag up, double underhooking him before suplexing PerZag over onto the ladder!! PerZag rolls away, as the crowd feels his pain. Vargas, smirking now, turns and leaves the ring, looking around for a second before finding another ladder. He slides it into the ring, but that's still not enough, as he works to get another one inside as well. The fans seem excited as the ladders begin to stack against each other in the ring.*

Rockwell: I guess Vargas feels like one ladder isn't enough.

Rockwell: Somehow I doubt Vargas was ever in the Boy Scouts, Hood.

*Vargas spends a few extra seconds outside, getting one more ladder set up across the apron and the barricade. As Vargas then reenters the ring, Miss Fury is suddenly there, attacking him with rights and lefts. Miss Fury then grabs hold of Vargas, giving him a neckbreaker! Vargas looks stunned, as Miss Fury gets to her feet and grabs one of the ladders, moving it to the corner. She leans the ladder against it, smiling sadistically as she heads back to Vargas. She pulls him up, looking to whip Vargas into the ladder, but PerZag is back now, taking Miss Fury down instead with a Russian leg sweep!! As Miss Fury rolls away, out of the ring, Vargas nods to PerZag for the save. But PerZag then grabs Vargas' legs, causing him to drop to his back. PerZag then catapults him upwards, sending Vargas crashing into the ladder in the corner!!!*

Rockwell: Apparently PerZag wanted to do it himself...

Hood: In Colorado? Just get them some of Fury's drugs, they'll calm right down...

*PerZag admires his handiwork, as Vargas is just hanging in the ladder, not moving from the corner. PerZag turns back, setting up the larger ladder again. He gets it positioned near the hanging case, then reaches down to grab the last ladder, placing it horizontally into the ladder and bracing it on the top rope across the way, creating a platform. He tests it, happy with how strong it feels, before starting to climb up. He gets onto the platform, then starts climbing the rest of the way, admiring the case above him. But Miss Fury has regained her footing on the apron, taking in what's going on. She springs herself up off the ropes, surprising PerZag as she lands behind him on the platform ladder! Before PerZag can turn away, Miss Fury is on him... applying the Black Widow (Octopus Hold)!!!*

Rockwell: She's got PerZag in the Black Widow!!

Rockwell: It's a very dangerous spot, though. If PerZag passes out, they'll plunge from that ladder!!

*Miss Fury keeps the hold locked in, with PerZag clearly weakening on the ladder. But PerZag decides since he has no other option, he'll jump off the platform ladder... taking both wrestlers crashing down to the mat!!! This breaks the hold, as both wrestlers are knocked senseless! They lay there, trying to recover, as the fans are cheering the action so far. They start to boo, though, as Chad Vargas is suddenly getting himself up and out of the leaning ladder he was thrown into. Vargas lifts the ladder off the corner, turning around and raising it like a battering ram. As Miss Fury tries to get up, Vargas clocks her in the head, sending her flying!! Vargas then turns and throws the ladder down on the prone PerZag, covering him with the ladder!!*

Hood: Damn, Vargas on the warpath!

Hood: Guy probably came out of the womb ready to climb... as well as demand a sandwich from his mom...

*With a smug grin, Vargas is slowly making his way over to the ladder that's been set up under the case. He signals that it's time for his Golden Opportunity, as he cockily begins to climb the ladder. The fans are booing, not big fans of this result, as Vargas gets himself higher up the ladder, working his way to the top... only for his foot to crash through a rung near the end, causing him to fall partially through the ladder!!! Due to its set-up with a platform ladder, the construction doesn't fall, but it leaves Vargas hanging there, yelling out at the agony he must feel, having racked himself through the ladder!!! The fans start chanting "No Chad Babies!" as they seem to be happier with this situation.*

Hood: What the hell happened there?

Hood: Just trust me, it's all Zybala's fault!

*Varga tries to free himself from the ladder, pulling himself painfully up. He's bleeding from one leg where it got scraped up against the ladder. Upset, Vargas climbs around to the other side of the ladder, still wincing from the damage done to him. He gets himself there, taking a moment to recover. He then starts carefully up the rest of the other side, testing the rungs more carefully this time as he goes up. He gets high enough up to so he can reach up towards the Golden Opportunity case, touching it with his fingers... and then Miss Fury is back, punching Vargas in the groin with a Loaded Punch (Brass Knuckles)!!!! Vargas gasps and bends over, badly wounded. Miss Fury takes advantage of his position, getting under Vargas and lifting him up, before dropping him off with Hell Hath No Fury (Fireman's Carry Drop), sending Vargas crashing THROUGH the platformed ladder!!!!*

Fans: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!

Rockwell: Chad Vargas has been destroyed!!

Hood: I don't think he's going to be rising again anytime soon... possibly in multiple ways after that Loaded Punch!!

*The fans are still buzzing as Miss Fury gets to her feet, having fallen off the ladder herself. She seems pleased with the fallen Vargas, turning back to where PerZag has pushed a ladder off of him and has started to get up. Miss Fury grins behind him, then covers her mouth for a second, possibly preparing for a blast of Poison Mist! But as PerZag gets up, suddenly shielding himself, Miss Fury stops, smiling before nailing PerZag instead with a running knee strike!! PerZag falls into a seated position, with Miss Fury hitting the ropes and coming back with a diving double knee strike into him!!! PerZag collapses to his back, worn out, as Miss Fury gets back to her feet. She taunts PerZag for a moment about his 'friendship' with the female Graves, before laughing.*

Rockwell: Miss Fury showing no interest in being friends with PerZag unless he's willing to join BOB!

Hood: Blasphemy!

*Miss Fury considers making the climb for the case, but she doesn't seem to be finished with PerZag yet. She pulls him up, immediately raking across his face with her nails, trying to scar him!! PerZag stumbles away, trying to protect his face, as he falls against the ropes. Miss Fury follows him, landing a couple more kicks before looking to finish things, telling PerZag that it's time to submit to BOB! She swings around him, once again going for the Black Widow submission!! However, PerZag blocks it part of the way around, lifting Miss Fury upwards instead as if for the start of the Worthiest Move of All (Powerbomb into Double Knee Backbreaker)!!! But instead of dropping, PerZag turns and launches Miss Fury over the ropes instead... sending her back-first through the ladder Vargas set up outside earlier!!! Miss Fury falls through the ladder, crashing to the ground outside, as the crowd loses its mind!*

Fans: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!

Rockwell: Jesus!! What a plunge!!

Hood: I'm betting even Micheal Graves felt that one!

*Miss Fury is down now, unable to rise up from such a dramatic drop. Vargas, too, is still laying in the debris, showing no sign of recovery. PerZag stumbles away from the ropes, looking upwards at the clear path open to him. He gets the ladder from off the ground, the only one still in working condition, and kicks some debris out of the way before setting it up. He starts to climb up, as the crowd cheers him on, at least the women in attendance. PerZag manages to get up the ladder, reaching out his hand... and since no one can stop him, PerZag grabs the case, yanking it off its hook and causing the bell to sound!*

Minos: Here is your winner, and the new holder of a Golden Opportunity... "The 70-Minute Man" PerZag!!

*Natural Born Killaz By Ice Cube and Dr. Dre starts playing throughout the arena. Smoke comes from the entrance way. As the smoke is clearing The Enforcer and Justice Cross walk through the smoke and look out at the crowd. Enforcer then walks down to the ring, with Justice walking right behind him. He walks up the stairs on to the ring apron, looks out at the crowd and lifts his arms out to the side. Enforcer steps through the top and middle ropes. Enforcer walks over to the the opposite ring ropes and lifts his arms out to his side.*

Hood: Now there's an entrance for you!

Hood: I'm kind of rooting for Enforcer on this one, as he's a three-time champion, and it's time to show the world once again how great he is!

*The Bell Rings.*

Hood: Well, I can attest that I can now pronounce the name of both competitors in this match.

Rockwell: That's good, because Alessandro Quagliaterre was pretty upset with you.

Hood: That name is just "Too Much".

Rockwell: Well, just watch yourself around him tonight.

Hood: Oh, I'll be on my "worst behavior".

*Enforcer and AQ meet in the middle with a big collar and elbow lock up. Enforcer being the slightly larger man begins shoving AQ back into the corner, but at the last second AQ counters spinning Enforcer around and shoving him into the corner. AQ breaks the lock up and steps back cleanly. Enforcer steps right out and the two men lock up again.*

*AQ seems to have the advantage this time as he backs Enforcer into the corner. At the last minute though Enforcer grabs AQ's hair spinning him around and backing him into the corner. The two men break the lock up, but Enforcer gives a hard shove to AQ's chest as he backs up. AQ steps out and slaps Enforcer across the face. Enforcer responds with a right hand. AQ and Enforcer then begins to trade right hands.*

Rockwell: Well, it didn't take long for this to break down into a brawl.

Hood: This match went from 0 to 100, real quick.

*AQ takes the advantage driving Enforcer back into the ropes and then grabs Enforcer and shoots him across the ring. AQ charges at Enforcer as he comes off the ropes and hits him with a jumping Thesz Press followed by punches. AQ jumps to his feet as the ref reaches his warning count. AQ runs to the ropes and comes back with an elbow drop but Enforcer rolls out of the way. Enforcer rolls to his feet and goes for an elbow drop of his own but AQ moves as well.*

Kickout.

Rockwell: Great back and forth action here from two good sized men.

Hood: AQ is going to be pulling out all the stops tonight because he'll only get "one dance" with the Television champion.

*AQ and Enforcer roll to their feet after Enforcer kicked out. As they come up AQ lands a hard chop across the chest of Enforcer. Enforcer stiffens up, but look angrier than hurt. Enforcer fires back with a chop of his own that echoes through the arena. AQ winces in pain, but also shows signs of rage and fires back with a chop of his own again. Enforcer registers the chop but then fires back with another of his own across the chest of AQ. AQ takes a step back and grits his teeth and then fires back a chop of his own. AQ screams at Enforcer to fire back, and as Enforcer goes to fire a chop back he raises his arm up and chops AQ in the throat. AQ grabs his throat and staggers back into the corner.*

Rockwell: Oh, what a cheap shot by Enforcer.

Hood: That chop caught AQ right in the throat, and he probably thinks Enforcer is "doing it wrong".

*Enforcer grabs AQ and shoots him across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle. Enforcer follows in going for a clothesline in the corner, but AQ gets a boot up catching Enforcer in the face. Enforcer staggers backwards and AQ charges out of the corner with a big lariat that drops Enforcer. AQ pops up and starts dabbing to the crowd. Justice starts yelling at AQ from the outside and AQ looks at her and dabs in her face. AQ flashes a cocky smile at Justice and turns around right into a spear from Enforcer.*

Rockwell: Justice Cross distracted AQ long enough for Enforcer to get back up and take advantage of the distraction.

Hood: I bet Enforcer thinks that when it comes to managers Justice Orton is the "best I ever had".

*Enforcer pulls himself up still shaking off the effects of that lariat. AQ has rolled up to a sitting position holding his midsection from the spear. Enforcer turns taking a few quick steps and plants a kick in the middle of AQ's back. AQ's elbow shoot back as he arches in pain. Enforcer acts quickly and drops an elbow into the trap of AQ. Enforcer follows up the elbow with a hard cross face right into a chin lock that pulls AQ to the mat. AQ is able to roll to his side to avoid a pin attempt, but Enforcer has the chin lock on tight and begins squeezing hard to wear AQ down.*

Rockwell: The massive arms of the Television champion are squeezing like a vice on the chin of AQ.

Hood: It won't take Enforcer "forever" to squeeze the life out of AQ.

*AQ is able to roll to a seated position and then begins to work his way up to his feet as the crowd gets behind him and starts cheering. AQ gets to his feet and fires an elbow into the stomach of Enforcer loosening his grip. Two more elbows from AQ and the hold is broken. AQ charges into the ropes and as he comes back Enforcer goes for a clothesline but AQ ducks under and charges into the other ropes and comes off with a jumping Thesz Press. Enforcer uses his impressive size and strength though, catching AQ in mid air and launching AQ over his head with a belly to belly suplex. Enforcer quickly jumps on AQ for a pin.*

Kickout.

Rockwell: Incredible strength shown there by the Television champion, and incredible resilience shown by the challenger to kick out.

Hood: How many more times can AQ kick out of a big move like that? AQ has got to know "when to say when".

*Enforcer grabs AQ pulling him up to a seated position and then fires another hard cross face across the jaw of AQ and grabs him in another hard chin clock. AQ immediately starts trying to fight out of it, grabbing Enforcers arm and rolling out of it into a hammerlock. Enforcer gets to his feet quickly and fires a back elbow to the side of AQ's head breaking the hold.*

*Enforcer scoops down and lifts AQ up in a standing firemans carry. AQ starts fighting back though with combination knee and elbow strikes to the sides of Enforcers head. AQ is able to free himself dropping down behind Enforcer and shoving Enforcer hard into the ropes. AQ catches him in an scoop slam attempt, but Enforcer is able to slide down behind AQ and shove AQ in the back into the ropes. AQ hits the ropes and comes back with a clothesline, but Enforcer was going for a clothesline of his own. Both men connect with clotheslines and both men go down hard in the middle of the ring.*

Rockwell: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! A pair of hard clotheslines right there.

Hood: Right now with this slight break in the action is a great time to tell you all about the new GCWA Hotline, only ninety-nine cents a minute, kids get your parents permission before calling the GCWA Hotline at 900-909-9900.

Rockwell: What are you talking about, we don't have a hotline.

Hood: We do now, I'm trying to get on that "Hotline Bling".

Rockwell: Do you have a brain tumor or something?

Hood: Stop trying to get "In My Feelings".

*Both Enforcer and AQ start getting to their feet and Enforcer strikes first with a big right hook but AQ ducks and lands a right of his own. Enforcer staggers and goes for another one, but AQ blocks it and lands another shot. Twice more Enforcer throws rights that are blocked with AQ returning rights of his own. AQ takes over now and hammers right hands to the jaw of Enforcer driving him back to the ropes.*

*AQ grabs Enforcer and shoots him off the ropes. As Enforcer comes off AQ charges and catches Enforcer with a bicycle kick. Enforcer goes down but quickly gets back to his feet only to be met with a high knee from AQ. AQ starts punching his head, to psyche himself up before hitting Zidane Headbutt. Enforcer staggers to his feet and AQ charges going for the Zidane Headbutt, but Enforcer sidesteps and grabs AQ by the back of the head throwing him over the top rope to the outside.*

Rockwell: OH MY! AQ was on a roll but just took a big spill to the outside.

Hood: AQ beating Enforcer must not be "God's Plan".

*AQ slowly begins to pull himself up using the security railing, and Enforcer draws the attention of the Referee allowing Justice Orton to punt AQ right in the face knocking him to the ground. The Referee turns and sees AQ down and starts his count.*

9...

Rockwell: AQ SLIDES IN AT THE COUNT OF TEN!

Hood: AQ saved himself "From Time" as the count was about to hit ten.

*Enforcer looks furious as he grabs AQ by the head and begins picking him up, but AQ was playing opossum and throws Enforcers hands off of him and headbutts Enforcer in the face. Enforcer grabs his face and AQ scoops him up on this his shoulder and hits him with "Bedtime" (Go To Sleep). AQ drops on top of Enforcer and hooks the leg for the pin.*

Three...

Minos: Here is your winner, and the NEW GCWA World Television Champion... Alesanndro Quagliaterre!!