Hood: Don't forget his uncle, who apparently lost a finger! I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have these ten beautiful digits...

Rockwell: I'm not even going to ask what you usually use them for...

Rockwell: Plus, the championship comes with you!

Hood: It's not often you can go to a parental figure for tips on a wrestler you're facing...

Rockwell: It just shows the remarkable consistency of The Lost Soul, who continues to work at a high level even this late in his career.

Rockwell: The Lost Soul has probably forgotten more about wrestling than you and I know combined, Hood.

Hood: Then he should know that at some point, you've got to throw in the mask, I mean, towel!

Hood: Never doubt the advantage of having someone in your corner. TLS has clones or something, right? He should always have a couple standing there if he needs them.

Rockwell: For all we know, the clones are in the audience right now.

Rockwell: You know, this is the second match in a row where you're rooting for Duce over his opponent...

Rockwell: Hey, he's not in the match, so no disqualification is on the line!

Hood: Neither has given as much as Byson Kaliban, though. Anyone gotten that man some ice?

Rockwell: I think I saw someone giving up their frosted beverage for him...

Rockwell: The Lost Soul earns his first gold in the GCWA in a decade!!

Rockwell: Truly a remarkable victory for a veteran of the business, one who's still earning points towards the GCWA Hall of Fame!

*The referee goes and gets the championship, bringing it over to The Lost Soul. He takes it, studying the belt, as if remembering holding it before, long ago. It's changed a lot since then, of course. He looks over at where Duce is trying to get up, staring at him before turning to leave the ring.*

Rockwell: So we're down to our four finalists! It's going to be Shawn Warstein taking on The Lost Soul, with the Unified X-Division Title on the line, and Lissie Hope facing the seemingly badly-injured Terry Marshall!

Rockwell: Well, let's see what Mack O'Connor is thinking about these four potential opponents. Take us back to the penthouse suite!

*The video shifts to the penthouse suite, where Mack O'Connor has been watching all of the action. He sips on the fresh beer that was just brought to him. He takes another sip, before settling backwards.*

Mack: This is the life...

*Mack takes another drink, not hearing the person approaching him from behind.*

Hunter Barrows: Hey, champ! Enjoying the view?

Mack: I could learn to get used to it...

Hunter Barrows: So what do you think so far? Anyone you're particularly worried about in the final four?

Mack: Hah. No.

Hunter Barrows: Not even Warstein? Haven't you fought The Lost Soul before? Marshall's hurt, but he's a fighter. And Lissie Hope's been dangerous throughout...

*Mack raises his hand, gesturing for Hunter to be quiet as he takes another good sip of his beer before setting it down beside him.*

Mack: I'm going to stop you right there, Hunter. I'm taking nothing away from these wrestlers. Winning three matches in a row is an accomplishment, no matter who it's against. But if you think any of them has a chance to end the Mack O'Connor era in the GCWA, you need to get yourself checked out.

Hunter Barrows: Okay, Mack. Keep enjoying the show! I look forward to seeing you, y'know, wrestle on the next one.

Mack: Then maybe tell your brother to get off his ass and book me next time...

*Mack settles back into his seat, reaching for his beer once again. Hunter shrugs and walks off, leaving the GCWA World Champion behind.*

Rockwell: So safe to say, Mack O'Connor isn't too concerned with who wins tonight.

Hood: Ahhh, hell...

Outsiders Brack Friday Bunduru match
The Uber-Man(c) (0-1) vs. (Lord Allton(c) (0-0) vs. Rogue Daniels(c) (3-3) vs. Barry Barrows (3-0) vs. Anderson Haze (6-8) vs. Aaron Warthog (5-16)

* We cut back to ringside and the fans explode with cheers as the Elimination Chamber lowers down to surround the ring. The ring crew do their magic when the Chamber lands; fastening all the bolts and everything else to prevent anything from breaking. The fans are confused when they start taking down the ropes. They open up the front of the Chamber and place a ramp up to the ring so the wrestlers (mostly likely wheelchair bound Allton) can enter. The cheers get louder as Belvedere and Mitch walk out from behind the curtain. Mitch is high fiving everyone he can, looking pumped for this match. Belvedere is more composed, but we can tell even he is excited to be here. Both men get in the ring. *

Rockwell: I can't believe we're finally here. The Brack Friday Bunduru match! Months of run ins and attacks have led to this moment.

Hood: I have no clue! I wanna pull for The A-Lister, Lord Allton, but I've always been a Barry fan, who is also in the A-List. Fucking Zybala making me choose like this! Let's just take it to Belvedere...

*Belvedere is looking professional inside the massive structure, despite the intimidating surroundings. Even Mitch looks sober for this one. He doesn't want to fuck this up. Belvedere raises the microphone and here we go.... *

Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen! The following Outsiders match is a Brack Friday Bunduru Match for every Outsiders Championship Wrestling Title!!

* The fans cheer, though seem a bit disappointed they couldn't shout "One Fall!" with Belvedere. *

Belvedere: The rules are simple. Two wrestlers will start while the other four will wait in pods. A new wrestler will join every three minutes. Eliminations can take any time. The last person standing will win all Outsiders titles! Introducing first, your referee for the match, Outsiders head and only ref, MITCH!!

* The fans cheer as a brief "Mitch" chant can be heard. Belvedere let's this go on for a little bit before he starts. *

Belvedere: The first competitor! He is standing at 5'7" and weighing 167 lbs... from Pensacola, Florida... He is the Outsiders United X-Division champion..... Here is "The Killswitch" ROOOOOOOOOGUE DAAAAAAAAAANIELS!!

*The lights circle the arena in and out until the beat drops. Rogue Daniels comes out with grey and black camo pants with a shirt that says "Killswitch" with a knife on it once the beat drops. He is clutching the United X-Division belt close to his chest as he walks down to the ring while lip syncing the song. The lights continue to circle the arena while blue and white lights slowly flash the ring. Daniels walks up the ramp and enters the ring. As the first "Kill your masters" lyric comes on, Rogue Daniels climbs the middle turnbuckle and looks at the crowd while sliding his thumb by his throat signifying a knife as the lights that flash the ring turn red. He holds his title high in the air before hopping down. He hands the belt to Mitch and walks to a pod. Daniels enters it and sits, waiting for his opponent. The music dies down and Belvedere continues.*

Belvedere: And his opponent. He is standing at 5'9" and weighing 220 lbs... Hailing from Boston, Massachusetts... This is ANDERSON HAAAAAAZE!!

*The lights go out for the first part of the song. Then the electric guitar starts, a bright flash of white light happens then goes to red. Anderson Haze walks out with a black t-shirt that says, "Get Hazed!" on his chest. He has on a variation of The Crow face paint that he wore during his promos and comes out with an electric guitar. He walks to the ring, playing along with his theme song, all the while staring up at the Chamber. He stops before entering, gently takes off his guitar and hands it to a ring crew member. He then takes off his shirt, and throws it to a fan. Haze enters the ring, glaring at Daniels and enters a pod of his own and paces back and forth. His music stops and Belvedere continues. *

Belvedere: Making his way to the ring... at a height of 5'6 and a weight of 11stone, being accompanied to the ring by his ‘Family' Tank Terrell and Vincenzo Larossia... representing The A-List.....please welcome the Outsiders X-Factor Champion..... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Instead of "Real Good Looking Boy" playing, a familiar, melodious tune begins to play. "JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR" hits the speakers and out of the curtain rolls Lord Allton. He is smirking to the crowd who are booing their heads off - not that he cares at all - Allton rolls down the ramp with Tank and Vincenzo not far behind. Allton is wearing his usual (non Pennywise-inspired) wrestling attire with some strange leg brace contraptions on his legs. *

Rockwell: There's Lord Allton - he's seemingly himself tonight and not PennyLord. But will we see remnants of the psychotic clown here tonight?

Hood: Lord Allton doesn't need PennyLord to defeat the likes of these guys, Adrian. The next Outsiders World Champion, right here tonight - you'll see. And he's gonna bring that title back to the A-List!

Hood: Arguably?! Definitely.... Wait, what's Allton doing?

* Allton stops his chair by the ring as Haze and Daniels both collectively beckon him to get on with it and get in the ring. Allton however raises a finger telling everyone to wait. He hands his X-Factor Championship to Tank, telling him to keep it safe and Tank nods. He then tells Vincenzo to untie the straps on his legs so his feet can dangle down. He then presses a button on the leg braces and he asks for Vincenzo's hand to help steady himself, as he leans forward. He puts his feet on the ground, and using Vincenzo's hand to keep steady....Allton stands up! Everyone in the arena is shocked, including Allton's opponents. *

Hood: Oh my fucking god!

Hood: This is a fucking miracle! Is Lord Allton the Jesus Christ of GCWA and Outsiders?!

* Vincenzo lets go of Allton's hand as he feels more steady now and he climbs into the ring with an evil smirk towards Haze and Daniels. He then walks to a pod and starts doing little stretches to keep limber and get used to actually standing. There is a murmur in the crowd about this walking. Belvedere continues. *

Belvedere: And their opponent.. He stands at 5 foot 6 inches and weighs in tonight at 150 pounds! Accompanied by Deana Barrows and Lissandra Thomas....Also representing The A-List....He is The "UNDEFEATED" BAAAAAARRY BAAAAAARRRRROOOOOWWS!!

*The fans cheer as "Oh Yeah!" by Green Day begins to play, starting at "I am a kid of a bad education, the shooting star of a lowered expectation". Barry steps out from behind the curtain with his arms raised! The fans start chanting "BAAAR-RY!! BAAAR-RY!" Goldberg style. They can't deny the force this man has become.*

Rockwell: The fans are behind the newly married Barry Barrows.

Hood:..... Fuck....

*Barry makes his way to the ring, looking confident. He enters the ring carefully, but is able to step through without injury. He smiles and climbs the turnbuckle, only getting up one rung before deciding that's enough and raising a shaking hand in the air. The Green Day song stops as Barry enters the fourth pod. *

Rockwell: Now we know who's starting the match off. Aaron Warthog and The Outsider's World champion, Uber-Man!

Hood: Good. Let them wear each other out. It'll soften them up for Lord Allton.

Hood: Fuck!!

Belvedere: And the next competitor.... standing 6'1" and weighing 330 lbs... He hails from Charleston, South Carolina... he is a former United X-Division champion... This is AARON WARTHOG!!

"Everyone knows I'm Hog Wild!"

*Hank Williams Jr starts the intro as the fans all turn to look at the entrance. Aaron Warthog comes out, jutting out his chin on the stage and facing the audience.. Warthog starts down to the ring, looking a bit nervous. He enters the ring and looks at everyone in the pods. Warthog's music ends and the lights dim a little bit.*

Belvedere: Last but not least.... His secret lair is in Rancho Cucamonga, California. Weighing at 190 pounds of justice, he is your Outsiders World Champion! This is The UBEEER-MAAAN!!!!!

"THEY SAY A HERO CAN SAVE US"

* "Hero" by Nickelback plays as The Uber Man comes out as his music plays. He is in his hero costume and holds his Outsiders Title high for all to see. He strikes a superhero pose before turning towards the curtain. Out steps Chad Kroeger!! He's playing a guitar while singing his most famous song. Uber looks amazed and almost on the verge of tears. The hero reluctantly turns around and heads down the ramp. He high fives fans on his way ringside and slides under the ropes. Uber-Man jumps to his feet and strikes another pose with his title held high! He then hands the title to Mitch, who lifts it high before handing it to the exiting Belvedere. Once Belvedere is out of the ring, the crew closes the last part of the Chamber and locks everything in place. Mitch waits for Kroeger to finish playing and calls for the bell!! Warthog and Uber-Man circle each other, taking their time, sizing each other up, waiting for the other to act first.*

Hood: Just fight already!!

Hood: I hate Zybala for making me choose!!!

* Uber and Warthog are still circling. Uber quickly drops forward on his knee and tries to grab Warthog's leg. Warthog backs up, avoiding contact, and lunges forward to grab at Uber, who also moves out of the way. They're playing it smart. They're saving energy for when the others join. Uber-Man grabs Warthog by the wrist and tries to throw him into the ropes, but Aaron doesn't budge. Uber tries again and it's the same results. The weight advantage is too much. Warthog then whips Uber into the ropes, but Uber stops himself by holding onto the top rope. Warthog charges at Uber-Man with a clothesline, but Uber-Man ducks, pulling the top rope down with him. Warthog spills over the top rope and takes the short fall to the steel floor between the pods. Warthog gets to his feet rather quickly and tries to get back in the ring, but is met with a knee to gut courtesy of Uber-Man. Uber then reaches over the ropes, grabs Warthog and tries to Uberplex the bigger man back into the ring. Uber can't lift up Warthog, however. Warthog then tries to suplex Uber OUT of the ring, but is met with resistance as Uber wraps his legs around the bottom rope. Warthog tries again, but Uber just won't let go of those darn ropes. Realizing that his opponent has nothing to hold him up, Warthog releases Uber-Man, who crashes to the mat, legs still tangled in the ropes.*

Rockwell: Warthog using some smarts there.

Hood: MOTHER FUCKER, ADRIAN! QUIT RUINING THIS FOR ME!!

* Hood stands up and throws a nearby chair up the ramp. Everyone looks at the tantrum, including the wrestlers. Uber-Man gets to his feet as Warthog enters the ring while still looking at Hood. Uber tries to use the distraction to his advantage and superkicks at Warthog, who sees this at the last second and manages to catch the foot in time. He pushes Uber onto his ass and is about to charge at him when the lights go dim. The crowd cheers as a spotlight spins roulette style over the pods. After several rotations, it slows to a stop on.....*

Rockwell: Anderson Haze is in the match!

Hood: Come on! Let Allton and Barry be last!

* Haze's pod opens and he rushes out and enters the ring. He immediately goes after Warthog and starts slugging away at him! Warthog fights back, but Haze is getting the better of the big man. Warthog staggers back and Haze drops him with a big boot to the mush! Warthog drops to the mat and Haze is about to continue with his attack, when Uber-Man runs up behind him! Uber-Man places his hands on Haze's shoulders, lifts himself up and over Haze, and lands a legdrop on Warthog! The fans cheer as Uber goes for a quick cover, but he gets pulled off by Haze. Haze drags Uber to his feet, shoves him in the corner, and starts chopping away at the hero's chest. Uber is in pain and it's not over yet as Haze climbs to the second rope and rains punches down on the Outsiders World champion. Mitch doesn't bother to administer a five count; he's only there to count the pins and call the submissions.*

* Warthog slowly gets to his feet and sees Haze still beating on Uber-Man. Aaron sneaks up behind Haze, bends over and lifts Haze up on his shoulders! Haze is confused at first, but quickly figures out what's going on. He starts punching the top of Warthog's head when he notices a now recovered Uber-Man has made it to the top rope. Uber-Man leaps off the top with a clothesline, but Haze ducks. Uber-Man lands on his feet as Haze manages to slip off of Warthog's shoulders. Uber charges, but Haze side-steps, causing Uber to crash into Warthog! Haze spins Uber-Man around and lifts him up in a fireman's carry, and spins him with an Airplane Spin! Both men are getting dizzy as Warthog tries to interfere, only to catch Uber's feet to his face! Haze stops spinning and nails Uber-Man with the Haze Effect!! Warthog tries to Stampede the dizzy Haze, but Haze has enough wherewithal to see this coming and trips up Warthog with a drop toe hold! Warthog falls to the mat and lands right on top of Uber-Man! Mitch goes for the count!*

Mitch: 1......2......3no!!!

* Uber gets a shoulder up at the very last millisecond! Warthog protests to Mitch about the count, but Mitch confirms it was only two..*

Hood: Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!

Hood: Conspiracy!!

* Warthog gets to his feet, pushing down on Uber to push himself up. He starts stomping and kicking away at the superhero, apparently forgetting about Haze. Haze grabs Warthog, spins him around and resumes their earlier scrap. The two men are punching away at each other with everything they have and then some! Warthog gets the upper hand, staggering his opponent. He then kicks Haze in the midsection before whipping him into the ropes. Warthog runs to the other ropes to build momentum and charges at Haze with The Stampede! Unfortunately for Warthog, Haze was thinking about using a spear too! Both men collide head first with each other and fall to the mat, clutching their respective noggins in pain. We can see a small trickle of blood on Warthog's forehead while Haze has a big lump forming on his forehead. Uber-Man is still out from the Haze Effect/Warthog splash from earlier. The fans are trying to encourage their favorite wrestler to get up when the lights dim again! The spotlight roulette begins again!*

Hood: Come on, Barry or Allton!!

Hood: And waste this opportunity to pin three guys at once? Come on, A-List!!

* The spotlight starts to slow down and stops on..... LORD ALLTON! The Wrestling Jesus steps out from his now opened pod and enters the ring. He walks over to Uber-Man and starts stomping away at him! Allton is relishing the fact that he can use his legs, especially in this manner. He's having such a time that he doesn't notice Warthog and Haze are getting to their feet. Warthog notices Allton though, and goes to attack his nemesis, but is intercepted by Haze! The two men start to brawl and tumble through the ropes. Warthog shoves Haze off of him and gets to his feet. Haze gets to his feet too, using the side of a pod to steady himself. Haze looks into the pod and sees a worried looking Barry. Barry starts frantically pointing behind Haze. When he turns, Warthog charges at him with a Stampede! Haze manages to leap up the side of the Chamber at the last second. Warthog misses Have and goes crashing through the Plexiglas of the pod! Barry managed to back away in the pod far enough to avoid being crushed by Plexiglas and Warthog. Barry cautiously steps out of the damaged pod. He looks around as Deana and Lissandra yell at him to get out and help Allton! He looks at his stablemate who is having a blast kicking away at Uber-Man. He turns his attention to Warthog, who is slowly getting up and bleeding hard as the collision with the pod opening up his previous cut more. Barry quickly hits the dreaded Surprise Roll-Up on Warthog and pins him to the Chamber floor! The back of Warthog's head hits the steel hard as Mitch hops over the ropes and makes the count!*

Mitch: One.......Two.......No!!

* Haze jumps off the Chamber wall on top of Barry and Warthog, breaking up the pin. Haze starts raining down blow after blow on Barry, yelling that Warthog is his kill! Barry is doing his best just to cover up and defend himself. Allton sees this and stops stomping Uber-Man to go help his "friend." Allton steps between the ropes, grabs Haze and pulls him off of Barry. Allton helps Barry to his feet and the two advance on Haze, who isn't backing down. He tries to fight off both A-Listers by himself and it works for a while mostly due to Barry's inexperience. Haze throws Barry back into the ring, but that leaves him momentarily distracted for Allton to attack. As Haze turns towards The Lord of Dashing, Allton jumps up in the air for the first time in his life and dropkicks Haze into the broken pod! Everyone is stunned! The fans cheer out of support for the handicapable! Deana is shocked. Tank is stoic while Vincenzo is crying manly tears of joy! Lissandra can't believe it! Allton looks a little shocked himself, but he composes himself. He walks over to Haze, grabs his legs and drags him out of the pod. Allton, still holding on to Haze's legs, spins around one and locks Haze up in a figure four leg lock! Mitch is there in a flash, asking Haze if he wants to quit, all the while saying words of admiration to Allton for overcoming his struggles.*

Hood: TAP! TAP OUT!!

Rockwell: The Voice of The A-List, ladies and gentlemen. Haze is in a bad spot with that figure four locked in tight.

* Haze is trying to break the hold, but Allton has it locked in surprisingly well for someone who never used his legs before today. Uber-Man has slowly gotten to his feet and looks around. He sees Barry in the corner, thinking he may be in over his head. Uber then spots Allton, runs at the ropes towards his foe and swantons over the top rope! He crashes hard on top of Allton, causing the X-Factor champ to release Haze. A bleeding Warthog has recovered by this point and looks between Haze and Allton, not sure who he hates more. He picks Allton and goes over to help Uber-Man give The Lord of Dashing a good, old fashioned beat-down. In the midst of punching away, Warthog gets an idea. He stops Uber-Man and tells him what to do. Uber nods, enters the ring, turns around, and holds onto the top rope. Warthog picks up Allton and holds his head against the chamber cage. A buzz fills the audience in anticipation. Deana and Lissandra are yelling at Barry to do something, while Tank and Vincenzo yell at Allton to move. Barry does try to stop Uber-Man, but is cut off by Haze of all people. Haze reaches over the ropes and grabs Barry. He lifts up The Undefeated One and drops him to the mat with a front suplex. Haze enters the ring to make sure Barry doesn't interfere, and nods at Uber-Man.*

Hood: This is bullshit! Everyone is working against The A-List!

Hood: MOVE ALLTON!!

* Uber-Man hops onto the top rope and leaps off with a flying knee at Allton! Allton can't fight off Warthog and his head gets driven into the steel by The Uber-Knee! Allton crumples in a heap when the lights dim again. There's no spotlight this time as Rogue Daniels's pod simply opens and the United X-Division champion enters the fray! Though, he's just taking his sweet time. Rogue goes to lean in a far corner to watch everyone else fight. Haze sees this and doesn't like it. Haze grabs the worked over Barry and whips in Daniels' direction. Daniels simply sidesteps Barry, who puts his arms out to grab the ropes and stops from crashing into the turnbuckles. Barry then starts to climb up the turnbuckles and even further as he pulls himself up on top of the pod! He sits up there to catch his breath and avoid the action. Daniels looks up as if he plans to give chase, but doesn't have the option as Haze clubs him with a forearm to the back of the head! Daniels stumbles forward, and quickly throws a superkick in Haze's direction. Haze dodges by backing up, only to bump into Warthog and Uber-Man. The two continue to use the numbers game by ganging up on Haze; who does his best to fend them off. Daniels watches the fight for a bit before turning to give chase to Barry.*

Hood: Why can't these guys just leave poor Barry alone?! Haven't they done enough to his partner, Allton?

Hood:..... Just leave Barry alone!!

* Rogue Daniels doesn't leave Barry alone, though. He climbs up the pod and stands right behind Barry, who is clinging to the Chamber links for dear life. Daniels reaches up to the ceiling, pulls himself up and lowers himself onto Barry's shoulders! The crowd is going wild as they start chanting "Please Don't Die!" Vincenzo and Lissandra are yelling at Daniels to go away. Even Deana looks concerned for her... "husband"... Daniels tries pulling Barry with his legs while Barry is still clinging to the Chamber. Haze, Uber, and Warthog stop fighting and look up just in time to see Barry lose his grip!! Barry stumbles backwards with Daniels still on his shoulders, as Daniels lets go of the ceiling! Daniels falls backwards with his legs still wrapped around Barry, hitting him with a Reverse-Rana from the top of the pod!! Daniels manages to land on Uber-Man, Warthog and Haze, but poor Barry crashes face first to the canvas! Chants of "Holy Shit" fill the arena!*

Hood: That asshole Daniels just fucking murdered Barry!!

Hood: And the cops! Daniels needs to be arrested!

* While the fans are cheering and encouraging everyone to get up, Tank and Vincenzo can be seen tending to a recovering Allton the beat can. Tank slips something between the links and Allton puts it in his hand. Allton shakily gets to his feet and stumbles into the ring. He sees everyone on the ground and has no idea what to do. That is until he sees Warthog starting to stir. Allton starts to slowly stomp the mat. The fans know what's coming and start cheering! Normally they hate Allton, but they love an inspirational story like a man being able to walk for the first time. Allton is stomping away at the mat as Warthog slowly gets up. Allton moves forward and when Warthog turns to face him, goes for the superkick! But it's a fake out! Half way through with the kick, Allton drops the leg down and nails Warthog in the face with a stiff left hand! Warthog drops and Allton takes off a pair of brass knuckles from his hand and pockets them. The cheers turn to boos as Allton poses smugly. He doesn't notice Haze putting an arm across Warthog. Mitch makes the count...*

Mitch: One......Two........THREE!!

Belvedere: Aaron Warthog has been eliminated!

* The fans continue to boo as the front of the chamber opens and a couple of officials help Warthog out of the ring and towards the back.*

Rockwell: Thanks to the help of a foreign object used by Lord Allton, Anderson Haze has taken Warthog out of the match.

Rockwell: I guess there is no dq in the match.

* Allton goes over to check on Barry, who is looking worse for wear, ignoring the fact that Haze stole his pin. Allton drags Barry into a corner and tells him to sit tight. As Allton turns, he finds out what a real Superkick is as Rogue Daniels connects with the side of his jaw! Allton falls back into Barry! Before Daniels' foot is back on the mat, it's his turn to eat a Superkick, courtesy of Haze!! Daniels staggers and falls between the ropes as Haze turns around. Uber-Man is there to scoop him up and drop him with an Uber-Slam (World's Strongest Slam)! Haze is out on his back and Uber is looking for the kill. He goes to the corner where Barry and Allton are in, and begins to climb up the ropes, using Allton as a stepping stool. He looks down at Haze and flies off gracefully with an Uber-Crush (swanton bomb)! Haze brings his knees up at the last second and Uber crashes hard on them. Uber-Man is writhing in pain, holding his back, as Haze slowly gets to his feet. He's a little wobbly because almost 200 pounds crashed down on his knees and lower legs. He stalks Uber-Man, yelling at him to get up. Haze wipes sweat from his face, smearing his face paint and not caring. Uber-Man slowly gets back to his feet. Haze spins him around and hoists Uber up on his shoulders. He goes for the Haze Effect, but Allton is now standing in the way! Uber lands on Allton's right shoulder, which Allton is able to stay standing under the burden. He holds Uber as if he's going to hit a modified Dominator, but spins Uber-Man and drops him with a cutter! Lissandra is yelling her praises at Allton as Tank and Vincenzo clap for their boss. The fans boo the whole time.*

Hood: CONNECTICUTTER!! Allton just paid tribute to his friend with that one!

Rockwell: I highly doubt Haze wants to join...

* Uber-Man falls face first on the mat. Allton goes to make the pin, but gets pulled away by Haze. Haze starts yelling that Allton took away his finisher. He gives Allton a hard shove, stumbling the Jesus of Outsiders, but Allton recovers and shove Haze back into the rope. Haze uses them to propel himself back at Allton, hitting a forearm to the side of Allton's head. It's Allton's turn to stumble into the ropes and he returns in kind, nailing Haze. The two start smashing each other with forearms as the crowd is eating it up! Haze gets the upper hand, staggering Allton, and he tries to whip Allton into the ropes. Allton reverses and sends Haze running. Haze tries coming back with a clothesline, but Allton ducks and Haze runs right into a recovered Barry! Barry scoops up Haze and nails him with a very sloppy spinning powerslam! The crowd cheers for The Unstoppable One, then go absolutely nuts when Barry gets up and points up at the Barrows' sky box.*

Rockwell: The fans are loving Barry for paying homage to his father-in-law with that slam.

Rockwell: The fans always do appreciate a bit of nostalgia.

* Barry goes to pin pin Haze, but gets rolled up in a surprise small package instead! Allton rushes over to break up the pin before Mitch could even go for the count. Allton starts kicking away at Haze and is so invested with it, that he doesn't notice Daniels getting back into the ring! He grabs Allton, spins him around and nails the Lord of Dashing with The Lights Out (spinning head kick)!!! Allton falls like a sack of potatoes and Daniels makes the cover!*

Mitch: One......Two.......Thr.....

* At the last millisecond, Barry makes the save by dragging Daniels off of Allton. Barry soon realizes that was a mistake when Daniels gets up and glares at him. Barry tries to back away, but Daniels pushes him into a nearby turnbuckle. The fans boo as Daniels goes to work with punches and chops and other strikes. He beats down Barry to his ass, then backs up. Daniels points double finger guns at Barry and charges in, nailing a harsh knee strike to Barry's head! Barry is in La-La Land, but Rogue isn't done. He backs up again, and charges in with a second knee strike! This one connects too, and Barry is out. He slumps to the mat as Deana and Lissandra look on with concern. Daniels doesn't care though. He sits Barry back up in the corner and nails him with a THIRD running knee to the head! Lissandra can't look and Deana walks over to Belvedere. She talks to him for a bit and Belvedere nods before turning on his microphone.*

Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen, due to the orders of Deana Barrows, Barry Barrows is no longer able to physically compete in the match. Can we have a gurney down here please?

* A medical crew rushes down as the ring crew hurries to open up the cage. Deana talks to Belvedere more.*

Belvedere: Since Barry was neither pinned, nor submitted, he still remains Undefeated!

* The crowd cheers at this. The streak is alive! The medics quickly tend to Barry and get him out of the chamber. The Chamber is then locked back up and the match resumes. Daniels looks smug with himself, but that goes away when he is speared down by Anderson Haze! The two start brawling, rolling around the mat, throwing punches and trying to get the upper hand. They are so immersed with fighting each other that they don't notice Uber-Man flying off the top rope with an Uber-Crush! All three men are down as a buzz fills the audience. Vincenzo starts screaming at the top of the Chamber. The camera pans up and we see Allton scaling the cage! He stops when he is hanging above his downed foes.*

Rockwell: What the hell is Allton doing? How did he get up there?!

Hood: Oh, that I have no fucking clue about.

* Allton starts swinging his legs back and forth, building up good momentum. As his legs swing forward, he releases the cage and starts falling! He manages to twist in the air from his swinging momentum and lands hard on Haze and Daniels with a shooting star press!! The crowd is going nuts and the "Holy Shit" chants start! Lissandra and Vincenzo can't believe their eyes and even the stoic Tank has a look of disbelief. Allton is having a coughing fit as he holds his ribs in pain. He manages to gather enough strength to make the pin on Daniels.*

Mitch: One........ Two........ThreeNO!!

* Daniels kicks out at the last possible moment. Allton then goes over to cover Haze.*

Mitch: One........ Two........

* Haze kicks out as well and this angers Allton. He quickly grabs Haze's arm and locks him up with the Python Grip (anaconda vice)!! Haze is grunting in pain and trying to fight off the X-Factor Champion. Daniels crawls to Haze's legs and quickly locks one up in a modified leg lock! He has a foot on Haze's knee and is pulling back on the rest of the leg. It looks horrible. Haze tries to kick at Rogue with his free leg but the pain of two submissions is too much. Haze has no choice but to tap out.*

Belvedere: Anderson Haze has been eliminated.

Hood: Final three and Lord Allton is still in it! All the gold is coming to The A-List.

Rockwell: It's not over yet. All three of these men are a champion in Outsiders.

* The cage opens as Haze gets help out of the Chamber. Everyone is standing in the crowd! Nobody knows who will win! The crowd is.cheering; trying to urge the last three wrestlers to their feet! Allton is first up, quickly followed by Uber-Man and Daniels. The three men stare at each other, daring the other to make the first move. The tension is high. Uber makes the first move as he attacks Allton. The two men trade blows while Daniels is content with watching. That doesn't last long as Allton pushes Uber-Man back and goes after Daniels. They start brawling as Uber regains his footing and makes his way to re-enter the fray. All three men start hitting the hell out of each other.*

Rockwell: And the match has broken down to fisticuffs between all three men.

Hood: Fisticuffs? Go back to the Thirties. grandpa.

* Daniels and Uber start to gang out on The Outsiders Jesus, Daniels is hitting high and Uber-Man striking low. They back Allton into a corner as they continue their assault. The duo then back up. Daniels grabs Uber's arm and whips him into the corner, but Allton sees it coming and explodes out of the corner with a lariat that levels the Outsiders World Champion! Allton continues his forward momentum and clotheslines Daniels as well. Allton mount Daniels and starts punching his head as the crowd boos.*

Hood: How can they boo this fine display of physical prowess by The Lord of Dashing?

Hood: It's jealousy. I bear Hater-aid is the big seller in the concession stands tonight.

* As Allton continues to pummel Daniels, Uber-Man sneaks up behind the X-Factor champ and pulls him off of Daniels. Uber-Man drags Allton over to a corner and with a show of strength, lifts him onto the top turnbuckle in a sitting position. Allton starts fighting back as the two trade lefts and rights, but Uber-Man gets in a great European Uppercut that snaps Allton's head backward!*

Hood: That's no way to treat a handicapable person!

Hood: Regardless! The costumed jackass should have more compassion!

* Allton is reeling from the world champs stiff uppercuts of the Europe variety. With Allton dazed, Uber-Man climbs the ropes and sets him up for a superplex. Before he can lift Allton, Daniels comes running over with a forearm to the back of Uber. The hero staggers, releases Allton and starts swinging his fists backwards trying to hit Daniels, who keeps ducking and hitting Uber-Man with more forearms. Allton takes advantage of the distraction and sets Uber-Man up for a Suplex. With a show of strength, Allton lifts up the hero and drops him over the ropes onto the hard metal floor! Uber crashes hard as Allton stands up on the turnbuckles, only to get shoved off by Daniels! Allton lands on his feet right next to Uber as "The Killswitch" steps between the ropes to join his opponents. Allton rushes over and hurls Daniels into the cage. Daniels is able to stop himself by grabbing the cage at the last second, but when he turns to go after Allton, he can't move his left foot. The fans boo as Daniels looks down and sees Tank's arm reaching through the cage, wrapping his hand around Daniels's ankle. Uber-Man starts to get up but is quickly dropped when Allton slips on the brass knuckles again and hits the hero with a L.A.G. Punch to the forehead! He tells a now bleeding Uber to stay down and walks confidently to Daniels.*

Rockwell: Even locked inside of an Elimination Chamber, The Family finds a way to interfere.

Hood: The Family watches out for each other. That's it. You call it interference. I call it having each other's backs.

* Daniels tries kicking at Tank's hand while swinging wildly at the approaching Allton. Allton ducks and weaves, avoiding the blows and slapping a few away. He's feeling cocky. Uber is knocked out, Daniels is in Tank's grasp; he's got this. That is until one of Daniels wild swings catches Allton in the jaw, stunning him. Daniels manages to stomp hard on Tank's arm, causing the big man to release the hold. Daniels turns and quickly lashes out with a wild Lights Out kick at Allton, but only hits air. Allton leaned back and when Daniels's foot is down, nails him with The L.A.G. Punch too. Daniels drops and Allton makes the pin. As Mitch gets in position, Tank and Vincenzo reach through the cage to hold down Rogue's feet.*

Mitch: One.......Two.......Three!

Belvedere: Rogue Daniels has been eliminated!

Hood: Two men left and one is as good as gone! Lord Allton has Uber-Nerd dead to rights!

Rockwell: It does look that way. After that shot from those brass knuckles, Uber-Man might be out for a while.

* As ring crew are helping Daniels out of the ring, Allton makes his way over to Uber-Man and covers him while hooking the leg. Mitch goes for the count.*

Mitch: One......Two.......ThreeNO!!

* The crowd goes wild as Uber-Man somehow finds the energy to kick out at 2 and 63/64ths. Allton is fuming and makes another pin. Mitch counts but Uber kicks out at 2 again. Allton gets up and rolls Uber-Man into the ring, then follows. He starts kicking the hero, screaming at him to get up. Allton stops kicking and allows Uber-Man to get to his feet. When Uber-Man is standing (barely) Allton boots him in the stomach and launches him into the ropes. When Uber bounces back, Allton hits him with a vicious spine buster then goes for the pin.*

Mitch: One.........Two...... KICKOUT!

* The crowd cheers as Uber-Man kicks out again. Allton is fuming! What does he have to do to put this guy away? The X-Factor champ drags Uber up on his feet again and holds a finger up. saying one more time. Once again, he throws Uber into the ropes; who comes running back. Allton catches and lifts Uber up for another spinebuster, but Uber quickly grabs Allton's head and counters with a DDT!!*

Rockwell: The Superhero saw the spinebuster coming that time and countered!!

Hood: Psssh like a DDT can put The Lord of Dashing away.

* Regardless if it can, Uber goes for the pin anyways. He barely throws his arm over Allton for a pin.*

Mitch: One...... Kickout!

Hood: See? The future world champ is too good to be pinned like that.

* Uber-Man is slow to his feet and waits for Allton to stand up. As Allton rises and turns toward him, Uber goes for the superkick! Allton catches the foot though, and holds it. He taunts his opponent as Uber-Man takes a swing at him. Allton yells at Uber that his fists can't reach him. Allton then drops Uber's foot and boots him in the stomach. The crowd boos as Allton grabs Uber in a front headlock and shoots out "BRAINBUSTER!" Allton tries to hoist Uber up, but Uber blocks it by wrapping his leg around Allton's. The Outsiders Jesus tries again, but Uber-Man reverses the move and wraps the champ in a small package pin.*

Mitch: One........Two.........Thr..NO!

* Allton kicks out and has a shocked look on his face like he can't believe he was countered. He is quicker to his feet than Uber-Man and stands waiting. Uber gets up, turns around and sees Allton running at him with a clothesline. Uber-Man ducks and captures the lariat arm in a half nelson. He wraps his other arm around Allton's waist and lifts him up. Uber-Man flips Allton's head forward and he sits out with a Storm Cradle Driver!! Allton hits the back of his head hard! Uber holds the cradle tight as Allton's shoulders are on the mat! Mitch goes for the count!*

Mitch: One........Two......THREENO!!

* It's Allton's turn to kick out at the last possible moment. The crowd is a mix of cheers and boos as the fans don't want this match to end. Uber is at his limit as he begs for Mitch to tell him it was three. Mitch just holds up two fingers as Uber-Man's shoulders sag. He rolls Allton onto his back and drags him to a corner. Uber positions Allton in front of the turnbuckle before he starts to climb. Uber gets to the top and has to use the pod to steady himself. Uber leaps off the ropes with little grace and nails an Uber-Crush on Allton. He lays on The Lord of Dashing, barely pinning him, barely having the energy to do so. The fans are loving this and The A-List are yelling for Allton to get up as Mitch makes the count!*

Mitch: One....... Two.......THREE..NO!!!

* The A-List cheer as the fans boo when somehow Allton gets a shoulder up. Uber-Man can't believe it. He moves to cover Allton properly, only to get snagged in the Python Grip!! Allton musters enough energy to lock up Uber-Man as The A-List are shouting for the hero to tap and the fans are cheering for the opposite! Mitch is asking if Uber wants to give up, but Uber is fading. Mitch raises Uber's free arm and lets it drop. He picks it up again and gets the same result. Mitch picks up the arm a third time. It starts to fall but Uber-Man stops it before Mitch can call the match. There is an explosion of cheers from the fans as Uber-Man punches Allton's head over and over until Allton reluctantly releases the hold. Uber-Man rolls away to catch his breath as Allton just lays there doing the same. Uber drags himself to his feet and goes to the nearest corner. Allton slowly stands and follows his opponent. He tries to punch Uber-Man with the brass knuckles, but Uber dodges and Allton hits the pod! He takes off the weapon and tries to shake the pain out of his fist as Uber-Man climbs the turnbuckles and on top of the pod. He sits up there, resting and trying to recoup. Allton isn't having any of this as he gives chase. Uber weakly kicks at Allton, but The Lord of Dashing climbs the pod as well. The two are trading blows on top of the pod as the audience is hanging on the edge of their seats!*

Hood: Someone is going to die! Let it be Uber so Allton can win.

Rockwell: Fatalities only work in Mortal Kombat!

* Both men are standing on top of the pod, each has one hand holding on to the cage, the other slugging away at each other! Both are running out of steam and are trying not to fall. Allton misses with a wild swing and Uber ducks under it. He lets go of the cage and wraps up Allton as if going for a Rock Bottom! Uber-Man pulls Allton's hand away from the cage, and leaps off the pod with Allton with a Spanish Fly!! Both men crash hard to the mat, surprisingly not breaking the ring. Everyone is in shock by what they just witnessed! Both men are out cold, but Uber's arm is on top of Allton! Mitch makes the count!*

Mitch: One.........Two.......THREE!!!

* The silence is broken by an explosion of cheers! Mitch calls for the bell and points at Uber-Man. The A-List are.losing their collective shits outside of the ring. Medics rush to the ring as the Chamber is being opened.*

Belvedere: Here is your winner of the Brack Friday Bunduru match and new holder of all Outsiders Championships, THE UBER-MAN!!

* Uber-Man and Allton are being loaded onto stretchers, not aware of what's going on. Mitch gathers all of the belts and places them on Uber as the crowd applauds both men, hell, all the Outsiders for their efforts. Hood is raging at the announce table.*

*The camera takes us backstage to the medical ward that has been set up specifically for the wrestlers. No testing of COVID-19 here, this is all about checking on broken bones and battered bodies. Sitting on one of the makeshift cots is Terry Marshall, still holding his arm protectively against him. Space Lord is nearby, talking to the doctor, trying to find out more information.*

Rockwell: I'm really not sure we should see Terry Marshall back in action tonight.

Hood: Nah, I can't see the doctor cleaning him. His arm's just taken too much damage recently!

*Space Lord shakes his head, turning and saying something that the camera doesn't pick up. But it seems to enrage Marshall, who jumps to his feet and grabs the doctor with his one good arm.*

Terry Marshall: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER!!!

*He pushes the doctor back, quieting down his voice as he talks to the man, who looks frightened out of his wits.*

Rockwell: Well, he's still got fire, at least...

Rockwell: We'll see if he's successful in a little while. For now, let's go to Minos for another championship match!

GCWA World Television Title match
Ryot(c) (11-7) vs. Jack Puffer (12-4)

Minos: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the GCWA Television Title! Introducing first...the challenger...