GCWA Righteous Rumble


*It seems like it's been ages, but finally the starting screen fades away, bringing us to absolute darkness. This only lasts for a moment, as we start to get images of the city of Kansas City, Missouri, starting with a skyline view.*

Voice: Kansas City. A city that has so much going for it, especially in recent years.

*Images of some of their biggest tourist attractions begin to appear, from a shot of the Kansas City Zoo to some of the famous KC Fountains throughout the city.*

Voice: Including some amazing success at Arrowhead Stadium, led by one of the greatest new talents in the NFL...

*A clip package rolls of several videos from Arrowhead, showing Patrick Mahomes throwing some absolutely insane passes to guys like Travis Kelce and Tyreek Hill. We see the team holding up the Vince Lombardi trophy, celebrating.*

Voice: But for all the success they've had, 2020 has hit just as hard here as it has anywhere else...

*The music gets a little more dreary as we see shots from the hospitals in town, dealing with the COVID crisis. We see a few "Out Of Business" signs hung on doors.*

Voice: Throughout it all, the people of Kansas City have persevered. They've worked together. They've managed to survive... but now... something new is coming...

*We get another view of the Kansas City skyline, but this time it seems different. Buildings appear to be shaking. Concrete blocks fall from the sky, as pieces of skyscrapers begin to give way. We see computer-generated cracks appearing in the streets, water shooting into the air from broken hydrants, screaming people running by...*

Voice: That's right... because at the end of 2020... comes a Rumble... one like no one has ever seen before...

*The ground continues to shake, but now we can see what's causing it. Thirty wrestlers are shown, running down the streets, fighting to get past each other as they charge towards the Hy-Vee Arena. All of your favorites are shown, battling to make it to the event first. The camera moves to the side, where the Accelerator is watching from a (relatively) safe vantage point. He lowers his binoculars, smiling at the camera.*

The Accelerator: Damn, I love Rumbles... may the best survive!

*Ace continues to grin as we cut away, showing various shots from the past year of many superstars landing their best moves. Included in the package is a shot of James Raven landing the Flight of the Raven, while Mack O'Connor scores the Claymore. We see them standing next to each other, as O'Connor stares at the World Title in Raven's possession. The two men seem to come together in an explosion of fire and debris, before we cut to the Righteous Rumble logo.*

*As the logo jumps away, we join the packed to the rafters Hy-Vee Arena, where the fans are going just as wild as they would be for a Patrick Mahomes game-winning touchdown. Okay, that might be an exaggeration, but these people are definitely excited to be here. The cameras pan along the crowd, showing all the cheering fans dressed up for the occasion in their favorite GCWA merchandise (all available on the GCWA website). We head past them to join Adrian Rockwell and Hood at the announce table.*

Rockwell: Hello, everyone!! The energy in the air is so intense, as we prepare for the first Righteous Rumble in decades!!

Hood: I can't believe it's finally here!

Rockwell: Thirty of the greatest wrestlers from around the world will be entering the ring, with only one of them eventually coming out as the winner and earning both the $50,000 bonus and becoming the #1 Contender to the GCWA World Heavyweight Title!

Hood: Yep, they'll have to face James Raven in the new year, which already makes 2021 better than this year!

Rockwell: I wouldn't take that for granted, Hood. In our main event, Raven has to defend his World Title against a former World Champ, Mack O'Connor!!

Hood: Yeah, but O'Connor's got a date back at prison, so I don't think he'll be hanging around too long. This is Legacy territory now.

Rockwell: It's an incredible night, which is amazingly going to be kicked off with a Hell In A Cell tag-team match!

Hood: Talk about overkill!

Rockwell: Yep, these fans are getting a once in a lifetime event here tonight! First off, though, let's go to...

Hood: Wait, what's happening to the scr...



*A dust-ridden attic, barely lit by a flickering light bulb, filled with only boxes and cobwebs. It's quiet here, but only for a few seconds.*

Creak. Creak. Creak.

*The sound of floorboards bending is the only thing piercing through the silence, until it finally stops. No more footsteps, no more squeaking, instead it's replaced with hushed breathing, but with no source in sight. The video feed begins to distort..*

"No! No, we're done with that shit."

*The voice is familiar but hard to exactly pin. As if a quality is missing. The distortion fades to reveal a man standing in front of a greenscreen.*

*"Yeah that shit was whack from the start. Busy carrying this deranged monster man persona to fucking get to what's important."*

*Suddenly it clicks. This is fucking Crash Rodriguez. The missing incisor was the dead give away. He's cut his hair shorter. Barely below his ears. His voice is missing the harshness and rasp. Instead it's laidback, confident and somewhat charming.*

"To take GCWA in the palm of my hand."

*Crash flashes a smile as he walks away from the greenscreen revealing the 'set'. It's just some random basement, from the decor, most likely some blazed college dropout's room.*

"Now don't get me wrong. It won't be easy. After all there's some birdboy out there. And I heard this Vacant guy's been quite the title collector."

*Crash spins around some guy walking by as the camera follows him. He starts tapping his hand along the wall as he follows it.*

"Somehow Xtreme is limping about. Bifford still eats for six. Puffers still... puffing? So not everything has changed guys. In fact, I'm still the... Deliciously Vicious, Crash Rodriguez."

*Crash throws his hands up as if framing the name as he speaks it. He flashes a smile as he throws his hands down and leans against the grey wall.*

"You like that? Yeeeeeaaaah. Keep up kiddos, I got plenty to surprise ya with. And hey, quick message to the roster. I'm sorry, ya time's coming to a close. Exit stage right."

*Crash throws his hands over his face as he ducks out of frame and the scene fades out.*



*The video cuts back to the announce table for a moment.*

Rockwell: Well, that was fun. Crash Rodriguez is a hell of a talent, so it'll be good to have him back in the GCWA!

Hood: Yep, but insurance premiums just went up across the board...

Rockwell: Indeed. So on another, front, the GCWA surprisingly had a pre-show for this event, hosted by some famous names like Dean and The Big Bifford.

Hood: And special guest LURRR!

Rockwell: Yeah... yeah... so anyway, during this pre-show, Dean did an interview with "Two Sweet" Terry Marshall, a member of the Nefarious Wrestling Outsiders, and there was a very surprising development that I think is worth seeing again.

*We cut to the last part of the Dean interview with Marshall, which was totally random and not expected to happen at all.*

Dean: You certainly have the confidence a competitor needs to complete the task set in front of you, sucka! Any last words before we wrap this bitch up?

Terry Marshall: Yeah Brother and those word are, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to all the Sexmaniacs, and I'm sorry to all the Thunderamaniacs out there that looked up to me and the Sports Entertainment Xpress as role models. I thought I needed the darkness, I thought we had to fight fire with fire, but brother I was wrong. And I'm not letting the sun go down on my back, while I'm dressed in black. BROTHER TOO SWEET TERRY MARSHALL IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THUNDERING TERRY MARSHALL!

*Marshall grabs his black bandana pulling it off revealing a red "S.E.X" bandanna. Marshall grabs his NWO sleeveless shirt and rips it off revealing a yellow "Thundermania" tank top on underneath. Marshall throws the torn shirt to a small crowd that has gathered and begins posing. We cut back to the live shot.*

Rockwell: That's right, tonight "Thundering" Terry Marshall makes his return, which apparently means he's done with the Nefarious Wrestling Outsiders!!

Hood: I would have waited until after the Rumble, so I could have the NWO help me win. But that's just me.

Rockwell: Well, I'm happy that Marshall, at least, is back on the right path, and we'll see how guys like Dark Lord and Madness react in our Hell In A Cell match next!


GCWA World Tag-Team Titles Hell In A Cell match
Nefarious Wrestling Outsiders (Dark Lord & Madness)(c) (1-0) vs. The Sins of the Fathers (Marcus Ka'Derrion & Xavier Lux) (7-3)

*The video shifts here, showing a sign that says "Placeholder".*

Hood: Huh. What's that mean?

Rockwell: I believe that's a placeholder icon, Hood.

Hood: A placeholder icon? What's that mean?

Rockwell: I believe it means that this match will be appearing here later.

Hood: Wait, you're saying that all of our memories of this are going to erased, with the match put in here later??

Rockwell: Yep.

Hood: Well, okay then. Looking forward to it.



*After a couple of commercials advertising some great products that you can, for sure, buy from the GCWA Merchandising Department, the screen slowly goes black. The following video then plays.*

*We return to the announce table.*

Rockwell: .....

Hood: ....

Rockwell: What... the... fuck?

Hood: I... ummm... I've got nothing... other than the hairs on the back of my neck standing straight up...

Rockwell: I guess we'll find out more about this... next year...

Hood: Do we have to?

Rockwell: Look... let's not worry about it now. It's time, after all... for the Righteous Rumble!!

Hood: FUCK YEAH!!



*The video cuts to a back area, with two security guards standing confidently in front of the door. The camera passes by them, where we see a group of wrestlers lined up in front of the state-of-the-art random lottery system. We see The Big Bifford collecting his number, with an official making sure that everything is on the up and up.*

Rockwell: As you can see, security was very tight for the drawing earlier today. Every wrestler in the Rumble now knows their placement, having gotten their numbers.

Hood: I bet Deana found a way around it...

Rockwell: I doubt it. It looks like they were pretty secure.

*The video shows The Big Bifford standing in the corner, looking carefully at the number he's holding. He looks around, noticing that Jack Puffer is leaving with a big smile on his face. Bifford immediately follows after him, with the two leaving the room. The security guards watch them go, showing their suspicion, but there's nothing they can do.*

Rockwell: Okay, I'll say that things are secure at least when people FIRST got their numbers...

Hood: If I were Puffer, I'd start running...

Rockwell: This was earlier in the day, remember, Hood?

Hood: Oh, okay. Puffer might be dead...

Rockwell: Let's hope not.



30-Wrestler Righteous Rumble match

Minos: It is now time... for the Righteous Rumble!!!

*The arena erupts, knowing that this is the main reason they're here tonight. Some will say it's the World Title main event, but they'd be lying to themselves, as the Rumble is the biggest match of the night. Even if Mack O'Connor vs. James Raven is an awesome match, and it is, but it doesn't change the fact that Rumbles are incredible.*

Minos: Here are the rules to the Righteous Rumble. The first two competitors will come out to begin the match. Every 2 minutes, a new wrestler will enter the mix until all have entered. The only way to be eliminated is to be tossed over the top rope and land both feet on the floor. There are... no... other... rules... are you ready?

*Another loud roar comes from the excited crowd.*

Hood: Holy shit, I can't wait for this! Rumbles are my absolute favorite!!

Rockwell: Luck plays just as big a factor as skill. Who can last 1 hour, and who only has to last 5 minutes?

Hood: And so many broken bodies from the falls at the end! It's great!

Minos: And now... introducing the man who will be entering at #1...

*"Rage 25/8" by Z Mann Zilla starts to play and the fans go wild, not because of who is coming out... but because the song is so dope and fly... and such. The most destructive force on the planet bursts out from the backstage area. That's right... The Raging Dead! He huffs and puffs his way down the ramp, sporadically threatening to eat the fans along the way.*

Minos: Making his way to the ring... weighing in at two hundred and nineteen pounds... from Ozone Park, New York... THE RAGING DEAD!

*As the entire arena emits every emotion on the spectrum, the Whiteface Thriller slides into the ring and then meets up with a camera man, yelling incoherently about destruction or something. He then wanders aimlessly around the ring, somehow mentally preparing for the Rumble.*

Rockwell: Raging Dead had a chance to be #30, but he chose to come in at #1 instead...

Hood: Didn't he go and get a petition signed to get him that spot?

Rockwell: Actually, he already had it, so the petition was a little redundant. We announced it last week on Inferno and everything.

Hood: What a waste of a perfectly good Hellish petition...

Rockwell: So we'll see if Raging Dead can pull off the marathon of lasting all night long!

Hood: Only a few of us are so gifted...

Minos: And now... introducing the wrestler who drew #2...

* 'Whatever It Takes' by Imagine Dragons plays to the crowd as the women in the audience lose their shit. The men roll their eyes, stick fingers up and boo as the 'Sexiest Man In Wrestling' PerZag, walks out from the back. Wearing a long blue gown, he winks at all the ladies as he walks past, making them all go crazy. PerZag reaches the ringside, and quickly slides into the ring. He stands up, walks to the centre of the ring, and stops. The lights suddenly turn off, except for one spotlight that shines on the centre of the ring, directly on PerZag. PerZag grabs at his gown, pulling it off, showcasing his fantastic bod for all the people in the arena. He drops the gown to the ground as all the lights turn back on, and he walks over to one of the corners of the ring to await the match to start.*

Hood: Damn it, this is not fair to Zag!

Rockwell: PerZag made his return to the GCWA ring last week, and now he's going to have to defeat all 29 wrestlers in order to survive!

Hood: And he just got back with his girlfriend, too! Everything was so lined up! But, if there's anyone in the GCWA with stamina, it's PerZag!

Rockwell: I will say, his physique will likely be an advantage in this one. Not many would be able to withstand the punishment he's about to endure...

*The Bell Rings.*

Rockwell: It's official, here we go!

Hood: The Righteous Rumble!! Yes!!

*PerZag finishes off smirking in the corner towards the ladies in the crowd and comes down, turning back to Raging Dead, who's rearing to go. He's yelling again, saying that this whole show's going to be Hell on Earth, He then screams out "FUCK PERZAG!!" and rushes forward, charging straight at his foe! PerZag, a little surprised by the sudden charge, nonetheless instinctively reacts, dodging to the right and grabbing Raging Dead by the back of the head, yanking him towards the ropes with his own momentum. Raging Dead can't put on the brakes, as PerZag heaves him up and over the top rope, sending Raging Dead crashing down to the floor below!!!!*

Hood: Holy shit!

Rockwell: No way!!

Minos: RAGING DEAD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

*The crowd is stunned as PerZag stands upright, dusting himself off. He leans out the ring and raises both arms to the recovering Raging Dead, then strikes up an impulsive applause, as if goading the crowd to cheer Raging Dead for having shown up. Raging Dead gets to his feet, looking shocked at how this has all gone down. After a few seconds, though, Raging Dead shrugs and turns, leaving the area.*

Rockwell: I don't believe this! Raging Dead was so confident!

Hood: Obviously overconfident. Plus, it was PerZag! The man is a god!

Rockwell: I wouldn't go that far, but PerZag does get one of the quickest eliminations ever, and now he gets to rest for some extra time, an advantage that can really pay off.

*The fans are cheering now, knowing that they at least saw something unique, as PerZag sits back, waiting for his next opportunity. He barely looks winded, which isn't exactly surprising. The crowd takes the time to start up a "Let's Go PerZag/PerZag sucks!" chant, which the Sexiest Man in Wrestling seems to take seriously. He's denying that he sucks, showing off his abs, saying how could this suck? The crowd loves the interaction, but they immediately shift as the countdown begins again, grabbing their attention.*

Rockwell: Thankfully, that slow wait is now over. Who's #3?

Hood: Man, I don't know who to hope for... maybe Zybala, so PerZag can kick his ass?

Rockwell: We'll find out in 3... 2... 1....

*The count finishes, as PerZag anxiously awaits who's going to challenge him next. The anticipation in the building is strong... as "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" by The Boogers begins to play!*

*The crowd reacts, with many cheering as Tony The Spider walks out of the back!! He's got a shopping cart with him, as he starts down the aisle. He stops along the way, talking to some of the fans. One of them hands over some cash, and Tony nods and reaches into the cart, pulling out a Shawn Warstein "I'm A #2" shirt and handing it over. Tony keeps along the side with the crowd, as he slowly gets closer to the ring.*

Hood: Well, shit...

Rockwell: It's the former GCWA World Television Champion, Tony The Spider!

Hood: That was a fluke win and you know it, Adrian!

Rockwell: Looks like the merchandise sales are going well.

Hood: I hope he knows he has to give some of the money to the GCWA!

*After selling a Mack O'Connor chia pet and a few Thunder Knuckles foam hands, Tony reaches ringside. He doesn't get in right away, though, talking with one more fan there as PerZag waits with a bit of annoyance showing through. Tony makes another deal, this time pulling out one of the PerZag noodle wigs. The fan buys it, smirking, and puts it on, posing like PerZag. Tony says it looks great on him, but PerZag doesn't look too impressed. He angrily waits as Tony finally puts the cart to the side and comes up the stairs, still looking for any other interested buyers. He points to a couple before laughing maniacally and getting into the ring.*

Rockwell: I think that was a bad sale at the end there, Tony...

Hood: Those wigs are an abomination! There's only one PerZag! Make him pay!

*Tony is now in the corner, for the first time taking everything in that's going on. He notes that PerZag looks perturbed, snapping at Tony for selling such an offensive item without his permission (or giving him a commission). Tony says if only PerZag knew, laughing again. PerZag, angry, jumps forward, with Tony quickly running to the right at a full sprint! PerZag gives chase, with both wrestlers sliding out of the ring and running around it, racing around as the fans cheer! PerZag is determined to get his hands on Tony, grabbing at him, but Tony just barely manages to squirm free. He dives back into the ring, crawling on his hands and knees for a few seconds before getting up. PerZag is right behind him, coming through the ropes, as Tony looks over at his merchandise cart. He nods and runs towards it, pulling free once more of PerZag... and leaping himself over the top rope, landing on the apron! He points to the cart, saying sales are back on, before laughing as PerZag grabs at him from behind, making sure Tony drops to the floor!*

Minos: TONY THE SPIDER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Hood: Score another one for PerZag!

Rockwell: I don't know, Hood, I think Tony eliminated himself...

Hood: Is he selling again??

Rockwell: The guy is persistent, gotta give him that...

*PerZag watches from the ring as Tony the Spider starts pushing the cart back up the aisle, this time concentrating on the opposite side of the fans. Many already are waving cash at him, wanting that Micheal Graves foam tombstone or the Sins of the Fathers condom pack. PerZag moves back to the corner, deciding not to waste the rest time he's been given once again, as he waits for his next foe. The sales continue, as the countdown once again appears to the Tron. The fans chant along, always loving the count, as PerZag readies himself again.*

Rockwell: So far, we haven't had the fight we were expecting. Maybe #4 can change things.

Hood: I really want to see PerZag just keep eliminating everyone, then getting the World Title shot he truly deserves!

Rockwell: He'd certainly deserve it, if he can do that... 3... 2... 1...

*The crowd waits, watching the entrance... as the lights go out! The intro to "No More Sorrow" by Linkin Park hits, as the crowd pops loudly. Marcus Ka'Derrion walks out as the blue lights flash around the arena, making his way down the aisle. He is limping slightly and has a few new bandages from the fight earlier, but seems to be recovered enough to go to war. PerZag's face has lit up, as he's finally getting a worthy fight.*

Rockwell: Ka'Derrion, fresh off a Hell In A Cell battle for the ages, enters his second match of the night!

Hood: What a terrible draw!

Rockwell: Yeah, Marcus could really have used more rest, you're right about that...

Hood: No, I mean, to have to face PerZag!

*Ka'Derrion slides into the ring, with PerZag wasting no time trying to stomp away on him. But Ka'Derrion's adrenaline is flowing, as he's able to fight his way to his feet. He nails PerZag with a couple of knees, then whips him towards the corner. As PerZag hits chest first, Ka'Derrion comes in from behind, nailing PerZag with a forearm shot to the back! He strikes away at PerZag, trying to keep the star wrestler in the corner. But PerZag is able to turn things around, getting Ka'Derrion in there instead and allowing PerZag to ram his shoulder into Ka'Derrion's gut a few times, doing some damage to the ribs. PerZag then pulls Ka'Derrion out, trying to hip toss him across the ring, only for Ka'Derrion to block it and do a reversal... taking PerZag down to the mat and twisting him into a cross kneelock submission!!*

Rockwell: Ka'Derrion smartly trying to use a ground game when he can, as about the only time submissions work are when no other wrestlers are around...

Hood: Yeah, but it won't exactly win him the match, will it? PerZag will outlast this hold and will be up soon enough to toss Marcus out!

Rockwell: Maybe, but for the next minute or so, Ka'Derrion has PerZag at his mercy!

*PerZag, using his wrestling instincts, manages to pull both wrestlers to the side, reaching out and grasping at the ropes with his fingers. Unfortunately, this does nothing, as there is no rule about breaking the hold in this kind of match. Ka'Derrion cranks back once more, trying to pop PerZag's knee out its socket. But PerZag now manages to roll over, keeping his shoulders on the mat in order to use his other foot to push Ka'Derrion off of him. Ka'Derrion stumbles back, with PerZag kipping up, only to painfully fall against the ropes due to his knee. Seeing this, Ka'Derrion tries to go back to the knee, diving at it, but PerZag uses the ropes to yank himself into the air, avoiding the strike and stomping down onto Ka'Derrion's back! As Ka'Derrion painfully pushes himself up, PerZag jumps onto him from behind, dropping him with a bulldog!*

Rockwell: Two of the greats in the wrestling business, showing us that they've still got it!

Hood: I would love to see a full-scale Ka'Derrion/PerZag match, preferably with a title on the line!

Rockwell: For tonight, you'll have to settle for what we've seen, as the countdown has begun again!*

*The two wrestlers roll apart, taking a moment to pull themselves together, as the fans watch for the next entrant. The countdown hits zero, as the spotlight hits the stage. "Natural Born Killaz" by Ice Cube & Dr. Dre starts playing, as smoke spills around the entryway. The Enforcer walks out of the back, with Justice Cross coming out next to him. There are some boos from the crowd as the couple makes their way down towards the ring, with Enforcer handing off the World Television Title to his wife for safekeeping.*

Rockwell: Enforcer, fresh off his winning the World TV Championship for the third time, enters the Rumble!

Hood: Man, a big guy like him could really dominate this one like PerZag did. Watch out, PerZag! Leave Ka'Derrion to him!

Rockwell: Somehow I don't think Enforcer is going to differentiate on attacking people...

*Enforcer gives his wife one final kiss and climbs up on the apron, looking back at the crowd and lifting his arms out to both sides. He steps through the ropes, powered up... and both PerZag and Ka'Derrion charge him, attacking!! The two men punch away at Enforcer, trying to slow him down. They pull Enforcer away from the ropes, planning to try to quickly clothesline him back over. But Enforcer roars up, grabbing both wrestlers around the middle with each arm and lifting them both, landing a powerful double spinebuster!! Ka'Derrion and PerZag roll away in pain as Enforcer gets back up, flexing his arms as he is energized for the fight! He grabs at Ka'Derrion, dropping a knee on him, as Justice applauds from the outside.*

Rockwell: Enforcer showing why he's been such a force in the GCWA, with four title reigns now!

Hood: Damn, that's not good for PerZag... or for anyone else in the Rumble...

Rockwell: Still, Enforcer's got a long way to go if he wants the victory tonight.

*The TV Champion has Ka'Derrion up now, setting him up out of the corner. He lifts Ka'Derrion up, ignoring his attempts to escape before taking Ka'Derrion down with a sit-out powerbomb! Ka'Derrion rolls away, as Enforcer turns to where PerZag is recovering. He comes in, spearing PerZag into the corner with his shoulder leading the way, bending PerZag nearly in half!! PerZag falls to the side, hurting, trying to catch his breath. Enforcer rises back up, grinning as he grabs at PerZag's hair, yanking him painfully up. He picks PerZag up onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry, walking around with the wrestler, only for Ka'Derrion to come in, striking at Enforcer with shots to the body! With PerZag keeping his arms occupied, Enforcer has to absorb the shots, stumbling against the ropes. Ka'Derrion, sensing an opportunity, runs to the ropes to gain momentum... only to get tripped up by Justice! He stumbles, thrown off, which allows Enforcer to lift PerZag up and bodily toss him into Ka'Derrion, taking both men down!!*

Rockwell: We all knew Justice was going to be involved in this one, I don't see why they let her be at ringside...

Hood: Hey, it's her husband, Adrian! She's got to be there for him, I'm sure it said something about that in the vows...

Rockwell: Somehow I doubt it mentioned anything about cheating...

Hood: Not cheating, but certainly supporting!

*Justice looks extremely pleased as she sees Enforcer lifting PerZag up, lifting him up and over the top rope! But PerZag grabs hold, hanging on tightly, refusing to go any farther, as Enforcer works to send him out. Ka'Derrion has rolled to the side, nursing his wounds, as the countdown screen once again appears. Hearing the crowd chanting along, Enforcer releases PerZag, who swings back through the ropes to fall back into the ring. He turns to the aisleway, ready, as the countdown hits zero... and "Watch Me Shine" by Fozzy hits the speakers. The crowd reacts with boss as "The A-List Fixer" Dave Branson stomps out of the back, emotionless as he throws his sunglasses to the side. He walks calmly towards the ring, still showing zero emotion, as Enforcer gestures for him to get in there and fight.*

Rockwell: Another powerhouse!

Hood: Oh, shit! Enforcer's going to get it now!

Rockwell: And maybe PerZag as well, Hood... your alliances are about to be tested...

Hood: Oh no...

*Branson steps up onto the apron, giving a quick glance over at Justice to make sure she doesn't get involved. He then goes through the ropes, with Enforcer coming up to meet him. As big as Enforcer is, Branson has a couple of inches on him, an impressive sight. Enforcer, not intimidated in the slightest, challenges Branson to show him what he's got. Branson doesn't even crack a smile, just waiting, so Enforcer slugs Branson, who returns the blow. The two big men start fighting it out, with the crowd, for once, cheering on both men. Branson, being slightly fresher, gets the advantage, striking away with blows landing right across Enforcer's forehead. He then grabs Enforcer by the throat, hanging on tightly!*

Rockwell: Is Branson going to give someone the size of Enforcer a Fixed Chokeslam??

Hood: This is it, Dave, show the world your power!

*Enforcer fights against the grip around the throat, trying to free himself, but Branson's got too tight a lock on him. He doesn't lift, though, as both men are suddenly hit from behind by PerZag and Ka'Derrion, respectively! PerZag hits some forearm shots on Branson, while Ka'Derrion kicks away at Enforcer, each trying to wear down their opposition. The two wrestlers both leap at their opponents at the same time, trying to take them down... and both Branson and Enforcer lift the men up, sending them both over the top rope on opposite sides of the ring!! The crowd roars as Branson and Enforcer walk forward to face off again... missing that both Ka'Derrion and PerZag are skinning the cat, both lifting themselves back over the ropes at the same time! Sensing something, or maybe hearing Justice's warnings, Enforcer turns, only to get caught by a sidewalk slam from Ka'Derrion! Simultaneously, PerZag gets Branson by the head and uses the ropes, landing a tornado DDT!*

Rockwell: We're getting some thrilling action from these four!

Hood: Only the best, especially when PerZag and Dave are in there!

Rockwell: And now we're going to add someone else to the party!

*The countdown starts up again, as the four wrestlers are working to recover. The fans all turn towards the entrance, watching anxiously, as they wait for the next competitor. The clock hits zero... and "Cool For The Summer" by Demi Lovato hits! The fans let loose a mixture of boos and cheers as Kylie Moore slowly makes her way out of the back, wincing as she walks. She starts towards the ring, taking her time, as the wrestlers in the ring start going at it again, with Ka'Derrion putting on a kneelock on Enforcer, while PerZag tries to get Branson into a Boston crab.*

Rockwell: Kylie Moore, the owner of Revolution1 Wrestling!

Hood: Damn, she looks like sh...

Rockwell: Kylie was said to have been injured in a show earlier in the week, which was bad enough that some thought she wouldn't be here tonight.

Hood: Maybe she shouldn't be. A Rumble is no place to be when you're injured. Hell, I wouldn't be in there if I was perfectly healthy!

*Moore reaches ringside, coming up the stairs, hurting with every step. But she still steps through the ropes, officially entering the Rumble. In front of her, Enforcer has kicked off Ka'Derrion and is getting up, so Moore hits him in the back with a sharp kick! Enforcer stumbles forward, but shrugs it off, even as Moore leans on the ropes, the move having aggravated her pain. She still comes at Enforcer, throwing a few punches, but you can tell they don't have as much force as usual. Enforcer knocks her back with an elbow shot, then gives her a knee in the gut, immediately sending her collapsing to the ground, gasping. Enforcer, showing no mercy, reaches down and lifts her up onto his shoulder, preparing to throw her like a lawn dart to the outside!! But Ka'Derrion comes back in, nailing Enforcer in the side to cause him to drop her.*

Rockwell: Did Ka'Derrion just save Kylie there?

Hood: He's old-school. Probably still hasn't come to grips with so many women being in this Rumble...

Rockwell: Or maybe he just saw an opening and took advantage of it.

Hood: Yeah, Ka'Derrion has always been an opportunist...

*On the other side, PerZag's in trouble again, hanging onto the ropes as Branson is trying to toss him out. PerZag's grip is unbreakable, though, keeping him in the match. Meanwhile, Ka'Derrion has landed more hits on Enforcer, driving him back into the corner. He grabs one of Enforcer's legs, lifting it up, with Moore painfully coming over to try and help with the other one. But Enforcer kicks her off, then punches at Ka'Derrion, breaking the grip. He grabs Ka'Derrion, threatening the Death Penalty DDT! But Ka'Derrion breaks free, instead showing some power by catching Enforcer with a kneebreaker!! Enforcer falls to the side, as Ka'Derrion turns back... catching Moore coming at him! On pure instinct, Ka'Derrion tosses Moore to the side, and she falls over the ropes to the outside, crashing off the apron to the floor!!!*

Minos: KYLIE MOORE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: Oh, man, that landing couldn't have done Kylie's injuries any good...

Hood: Yeah, we might need medics out there for her. Too bad, so sad...

Rockwell: You never have any sympathy, do you, Hood?

Hood: Not for wrestlers I'm not rooting for... Kylie, nothing against her, but she's not A-List, Legacy, or PerZag...

*Speaking of, PerZag has managed to get free once again, staying alive in the Rumble. Branson has him down in the corner now, stomping away on him, content to just keep him down. On the other side, Ka'Derrion pulls Enforcer up, whipping the powerhouse towards the corner and the other two wrestlers. Rather than fight it, Enforcer jumps into a Mafia kick, nailing Branson in the back of the head!! Branson drops to the ground, knocked senseless, as Enforcer turns back to a rushing Ka'Derrion, swinging at him, only for Ka'Derrion to duck under it. PerZag, pulling up on the ropes, gets to his feet behind Enforcer, kicking him in the back of the knee. The two wrestlers then work together again, getting around Enforcer and lifting him up for a double back suplex! All wrestlers are down, tired, as the count begins again.*

Rockwell: The numbers keep coming!

Hood: Hell, we're not even a third of the way in!

Rockwell: We're not? Damn, this is going to be a long one...

Hood: Tell me about it... but it's awesome, right?

Rockwell: Right...

*As the spotlight lands on the entryway, the count hits 4... 3... 2... 1... and then the buzzer sounds! The fans watch, fascinated, as the spotlight suddenly seems to get slightly brighter. No, it's not that... it's just added a yellow tinge to it! The music begins, blasting out "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC!! The fans cheer, knowing that this confirms what they heard earlier, as the cameras show a muscular wrestler walking out of the back. Terry Marshall, free of his NWO black and white, struts onto the stage, showing off his anacondas as he flexes in his yellow "Thundermania" tank top!*

Rockwell: Terry Marshall is here, back in yellow and red!

Hood: So that means he's left the Nefarious Wrestling Outsiders?

Rockwell: I don't know, Hood, I just know he's changed his wardrobe, and the crowd loves him for it.

Hood: Wild...

*Marshall starts moving down the ramp, pointing towards the ring, ready to show off for all of his Thundermaniacs. However, we can see a figure coming out behind him, running up towards him. Marshall, realizing he's being approached, spins around... and faces off against Dark Lord!! The two long-time allies face off, with Dark Lord pointing out the clothes change and demanding an explanation. Marshall says he's sorry, but he had to do it, that they had gone too far into the darkness. Dark Lord doesn't like that explanation, as he talks about Marshall being like his brother, but how he's threatening to destroy everything they've built. The argument continues, with the cameras sticking there instead of showing us, well, what's going on in the ring.*

Rockwell: Dark Lord seems pretty upset!

Hood: He's yelling, pointing, and is on the verge of losing control. Isn't that his normal look, though?

Rockwell: Not this time, Hood. Dark Lord looks truly upset at Marshall, seeing his dropping the NWO colors as a betrayal of their cause!

*As Marshall & Dark Lord continue their confrontation, the camera switches back to ringside, where we see that the pairings have switched. PerZag now is going at it with Ka'Derrion, lifting him up into the air for a running powerslam attempt. Ka'Derrion manages to slip off the back, grabbing PerZag from behind for a side suplex. Branson currently is exchanging fierce blows with the Enforcer, the two powerful men nearly knocking each other's heads off with the strikes. Justice can be seen outside, worried for the hits her man is taking. She looks like she wants to get into the ring, but a referee is staying close by, asking her not to, as that's about all the power he has. We go back to the aisleway, where Marshall and Dark Lord are still cautiously talking it out. Marshall keeps looking over his shoulder, either checking what's going on in the ring or making sure the rest of the NWO isn't sneaking up on him.*

Hood: Okay, is this really the time for a long talk, guys? Dark Lord, just hit him and be done with it!

Rockwell: You're talking about one of the longest friendships in the GCWA, Hood! You think they'd just throw it away like that?

Hood: In wrestling? Of course they would! Too bad there's not a barber's window nearby...

*Marshall tells Dark Lord that he has to go to war now, and there's no coming back, brother. Dark Lord's fists tighten and release, showing he's near exploding. That's when the countdown begins again behind them. The two men turn, watching as the count slowly drops to zero, in some of the quickest two minutes you've ever seen. As the buzzer hits, the lights dim slightly, then the spotlight comes on... and goes upwards, on top of the Tron. We see a costumed figure standing there, the metal of his suit glinting in the light. Valis Deathbringer looks down upon the people, raising up his laser gun and firing a shot into the air as the Star Wars Theme begins to play through the speakers nearby.*

Rockwell: And now we've got a wrestler that we know so little about, other than that he's a member of the Galactic Alien Yakuza Syndicate!

Hood: He's a LARP'er, Adrian, don't give him much more respect than that...

Rockwell: True, but considering his look, Valis could still be a threat, which is something that Dark Lord and Marshall seem to be taking seriously!

*Deathbringer looks down from his perch, taking in the height he's at. Below him, Marshall steps forward, ready to fight, but Dark Lord puts a hand out, pushing him back. He shakes his head, telling Marshall to let him do this for his friend. Marshall nods, stepping back, as Dark Lord sets in place, staring upwards. The two wrestlers lock eyes, at least as far as we can tell with Deathbringer, as they set for action. Suddenly, new music starts to play, apparently from an orchestra stationed nearby that no one had noticed until now.*

*Dark Lord signals for Deathbringer to come down and face him. Valis nods, stepping out... with his jet pack seemingly allowing him to float downwards, staying in the air! He begins to lower, trying to look as amazing as possible. At the same time, Dark Lord pulls his hand out from the side... and his lightsaber ignites, glowing in the dim light, looking extremely dangerous.*

Rockwell: We've got ourselves a duel!

Hood: Shit just got real.

*Valis flies down, the rope holding him almost completely invisible as he starts firing red lasers at Dark Lord. The wrestler blocks the shots as they come down, sending them flying away, then charges forward, swinging upwards at Deathbringer as he lands. Deathbringer blocks it with an apparent shield, with sparks flying everywhere. Deathbringer rolls away, hopping up to fire again, with a series of missiles flying out at Dark Lord. The wrestler has no choice but to dive away, barely avoiding the explosions! The crowd is absolutely loving it, at least those far enough away to not be concerned for their own safety. In the ring, we can see that the four wrestlers left there have actually stopped fighting, either in amazement or just disbelief that something like this is happening during a Rumble.*

Rockwell: Deathbringer and Dark Lord, a battle of epic proportions!

Hood: Can we get back to the wrestling now?

Rockwell: Hush, Hood, just enjoy the moment!

*Deathbringer is on top of Dark Lord now, trying to force onto him something that looks like a taser of some kind. The electricity is zapping on the end of it, as Dark Lord fights to stop it from landing, but the battles from earlier in the night are clearly taking a toll on him. Deathbringer pushes forward... and then Marshall hits him in the back of the head, snapping him forward!! Deathbringer, stunned, stumbles to a knee, as Marshall nods to Dark Lord before grabbing Deathbringer by the arm and dragging him backwards towards the ring! Dark Lord sits up, looking around for where his lightsaber landed, as the men in the ring, satisfied that the chaos is over with, go back to trying to toss their opponents out.*

Rockwell: Once Valis and Terry reach the ring, we'll officially have our 8th and 9th entries!

Hood: Thank God, now toss some people out, Dave! PerZag!

Rockwell: You want Branson to toss out PerZag?

Hood: Of course not!!

Rockwell: Then you want PerZag to toss out Branson?

Hood: No!

Rockwell: Only one can win, Hood...

Hood: .... can we go back to the lightsaber/blaster duel?

*Marshall rolls Deathbringer into the ring, coming in with him. He grabs hold, immediately trying to throw Deathbringer out, but the armored man blocks it, then nails Marshall with a backhanded punch. Deathbringer turns, seeing the other wrestlers in the ring, and raises up his gun again, only to have Marshall grab hold of it, preventing any more shooting. Marshall rips the glove off, exposing the hand underneath. Deathbringer, angry, strikes at Marshall's throat with a punch, sending him stumbling away. Enforcer, seizing an opening, rushes forward, swinging for Deathbringer's head!! Deathbringer ducks, but Enforcer catches the helmet anyway... popping it off of Deathbringer!! He stumbles away, looking at the helmet for a second, before turning and staring at the man who turns to face him.*

Rockwell: Deathbringer's been unmasked!!

Hood: This is NOT the way!

Rockwell: But it IS someone we know!!

*The wrestler, seemingly wearing another mask underneath the armor, turns around to face Enforcer... revealing THE LOST SOUL!!!*

Rockwell: The Lost Soul is back!!!

Hood: Fuck, and I thought we were getting through a major event without him!

*Enforcer, furious, charges forward, swinging the helmet in his left hand at TLS, who ducks under it. Enforcer turns, throwing a right fist, but he winces as he connects with the body armor TLS is still wearing!! As Enforcer shakes his hand in agony, TLS runs forward, slamming into Enforcer... and sending him toppling over the ropes to the outside!!! Enforcer crashes hard, the helmet bouncing away from him towards the crowd. Justice rushes over, too late to help out, as we focus on the ring, where TLS is disconnecting the body armor to throw it aside as well.*

Minos: THE ENFORCER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: The Enforcer's run has ended!

Hood: Man, that sucks... The Lost Soul's little trick threw him off!

Rockwell: Then it did its job, as we have no rules in a Rumble...

Hood: Body armor should still be disallowed...

Rockwell: That's probably why he's taking it off so quickly, Hood. He only had a short time with it...

*The Lost Soul finishes removing his armor, tossing it to the outside with little concern to what will happen to it. He then turns, meeting the gaze of Marcus Ka'Derrion. The two GCWA veterans nod to each other, immediately agreeing to test each other. They go in, striking away, as the fight begins in earnest! Nearby, Branson has gone after Marshall, remembering their brawls inside the cage at War Games last year. Marshall powers out of his grip, though, popping Branson with right hands to drive him backwards. Nearby, we see PerZag down in the corner, taking the opportunity to get his breath back. It's already been a taxing night for him, being the first entrant. We see him look to the side as the countdown begins again, signaling the arrival of #10. The crowd chants along to zero, then turns... as "Watch Me Shine" by Fozzy starts to play! The crowd is quickly booing the two people coming out of the back.*

Rockwell: Well, this probably isn't good...

Hood: No, it's great!! "Perfection Personified" Dylan Thomas is here, which means the A-List is going to take control!

*Dylan Thomas walks down with his wife, Lissandra, smiling as they approach the ring while ignoring the fans. In the ring, Marshall is working to lift Branson's leg up over the ropes, trying to send him out. Seeing this, Lissandra gives Dylan a quick kiss, then tells him to go to work. Dylan nods and runs the rest of the way, sliding into the ring and charging up behind Marshall. Instead of jumping on him, though, Thomas stops short... and throws a low blow from behind!!! Marshall immediately groans and falls over, as Thomas gets to his feet, smirking at the negative reaction from the crowd. Branson pulls himself off the ropes, looking over at Thomas, who greets his bodyguard and tells him to grab Marshall so the beating can continue.*

Hood: You can bet those two are going to make short work of the riff-raff left in the ring!

Rockwell: So you don't think they'll turn on each other? Remember, only one can...

Hood: Stop trying to stir up trouble, Adrian! A-List Forever!!

*The Lost Soul has Ka'Derrion up in the air now, holding him over the ropes, with Ka'Derrion kicking his feet like mad, trying to hang on. PerZag, pulling himself up, takes a step in that direction, then changes his mind, relaxing on the ropes, content to see what happens. Nearby them, Marshall is trying to fight his way up, striking at both Branson and Thomas to try and drive them back. But a kick from Thomas doubles him over again, allowing the A-List to continue the double-team, beating the man back down. Lissandra is standing outside the ring, loving every minute of it. She heads around, joining the announce team for a brief moment.*

Hood: Lissie! Come join us, it'll be fun! We'll watch your boys take out everyone!

Lissandra Thomas: Thank you, Hood, but I'm fine with my up-close seat. You're looking very nice in that suit tonight.

Hood: Thanks! I got it tailored at Jack's, like you told me!

Lissandra Thomas: Wise choice, he does fantastic work!

Rockwell: Uh, guys, can we get back to the Rumble, please?

*Lissandra, far from offended, nods and goes back over, while Hood gives Rockwell an annoyed elbow. We go back to the ring, as Branson & Thomas are giving Marshall double-shoulder shots in the corner, wearing him down. Ka'Derrion has managed to get free, and is now working on TLS, having caught him with a leg DDT. PerZag is still enjoying the break, although he is definitely watching the pairing of the A-List carefully. As he sits up, the countdown begins again, with the crowd responding as always, calling out the numbers as they appear on the screen. You can't say our audience isn't educated!*

Rockwell: Who's it going to be?

Hood: Still so many possibilities!

*The countdown finishes, with the crowd waiting in breathless anticipation. As the lights dim, the guitar slowly begins to strum a few notes and the crowd begins to go wild. After the verse starts, an excited Sara Cross comes out and begins to jog down the entrance ramp, high fiving various crowd members as she does so. As the second verse begins, she stops at the end of the ramp and searches for a fan to lend her shirt to.*

Rockwell: Sara Cross making her first appearance in the GCWA!

Hood: Haven't heard much from her, but she is definitely a threat in this one...

*Cross finishes handing off the shirt, then turns back, only to encounter a smiling Lissandra Thomas. The two stare at each other for a moment, before Lissandra, still smiling, steps back and gestures for her to go on by. Cross does so, sliding into the ring, but looks over her shoulder once more at Lissandra before turning forward... where Dave Branson & Dylan Thomas are waiting for her! The two men take her down with a double clothesline, slamming her head back to the mat! Cross is dazed, trying to recover, as the two men pull her up. Thomas, though, immediately takes her over with the Perfect Finisher (Double Knee Gutbuster)!!! Cross is hurting, even as Thomas gestures to Branson. They haul her up and head to the ropes, launching Cross out!! She lands at the feet of Lissandra, who makes sure to take a step back to avoid getting anything on her.*

Minos: SARA CROSS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Hood: Wow, too bad, short night for Cross.

Rockwell: That was deliberate by Lissandra! She distracted her!

Hood: Hey, it's a Rumble, you've got to keep your head on a swivel or risk getting it knocked off...

*Dylan Thomas, looking very happy with the results there, congratulates Branson as they turn back... only to have Terry Marshall rush into both men, clotheslining them to the ground!! Marshall then starts stomping on both men, trying to keep them down, with PerZag surprisingly coming over to join in. It's clear PerZag sees a threat from the men teaming up. To the side, The Lost Soul and Marcus Ka'Derrion are still going at it, with TLS trying to use momentum to throw Ka'Derrion out. But Ka'Derrion reverses it, and it's TLS that goes over! But TLS manages to land on the apron, rolling himself quickly back in before Ka'Derrion can kick him off. They keep fighting, as the battle between the ropes continues.*

Rockwell: Looks like PerZag is fighting against the A-List again, Hood. Got a pick there?

Hood: ...

Rockwell: Hood? Are you okay?

Hood: ...

Rockwell: Damn, Hood may have popped a circuit trying to solve an unsolvable problem.

*We focus on PerZag taking it to Dylan, sending him flying with a belly-to-belly suplex! He gets up, content to keep dishing out the abuse, as Lissandra jumps up on the apron to complain. PerZag, seeing her, smiles and turns her way, doing a few twitching poses to show off his abs. Lissandra, for a moment, looks captivated, telling him to come closer, but PerZag shakes his head, having a girlfriend again. He turns back, but Thomas leaps in at him, hitting a flying forearm and taking PerZag down!! Lissandra gets off the apron, turning away from the camera, as Dylan gets up and goes after Marshall, attacking him as he battles Branson. We can see TLS and Ka'Derrion in the background, with Ka'Derrion in control after a leg snap-mare, as the count begins again.*

Rockwell: We've got a new entrant!

Hood: ... wha?

Rockwell: Someone new is coming, Hood!

Hood: I... yeah... okay... I need some water...

Rockwell: Also, PerZag showed his abs to Lissandra.

Hood: *cough cough cough*

Rockwell: Don't choke, Hood! Breathe!

*The count's dropping quick, with the crowd getting hyped up once more... 3... 2... 1... the buzzer sounds, and immediately the big screen comes on.*

*The crowd reacts, recognizing the entrance, as they are excited so see another new arrival to the GCWA. Thunder Knuckles appears in the entryway, pretending to throw some dollar bills in the air, although obviously he would never throw away money like that. Or would he? Well, either way, the wrestler starts down the aisle, ready to find a good fight in the ring.*

Rockwell: One of our surprise entries, as Thunder Knuckles is one of our three representatives of BOB!

Hood: Who the hell is Bob?

Rockwell: No, the stable. You know, Join BOB?

Hood: I'm not joining with any stable besides the A-List...

Rockwell: Not even Legacy?

Hood: ... I refuse to answer that question on the grounds it might incriminate me...

*Thunder Knuckles gets to the ring, climbing up on the apron and stepping through the ropes. Dylan Thomas can be seen studying him, unsure about this competitor. He tells Branson to go take the first shot at him, with Branson looking between him and Thunder Knuckles. Meanwhile, the wrestler decides to take the initiative, running forward and leaping into a double knee strike!! Branson, seeing him coming, immediately side-steps, avoiding the hit... and causing Thunder Knuckles to crash into Thomas instead!! Thunder Knuckles gets up, laughing to himself for a second about hitting the wrong target, before turning back to Branson, who slugs him with a right hand. The two start fighting it out, as Dylan tries to recover.*

Rockwell: Did Dave Branson just let Dylan Thomas take that shot?

Hood: No, no, I think it was just an accident...

Rockwell: It didn't look that way to me...

*Branson gets the upper hand on Thunder Knuckles, grabbing him by the throat. As he starts to lift Thunder Knuckles up, though, Thunder Knuckles knees him low, causing Branson to gasp and stumble back. Thunder Knuckles then goes behind Branson, grabbing at his arms to set for a full nelson!! Branson struggles against it, then gets some help, as Thomas kicks Thunder Knuckles in the back of the head! As TK goes down, Thomas turns to Branson, wanting to know what happened there and why Branson didn't take the bullet. Branson just shrugs, then raises up one finger, telling him that only one person can win. Dylan, shocked, starts to argue with Branson... until PerZag, Marshall, and Thunder Knuckles all come back for the attack, with Ka'Derrion & The Lost Soul joining in!! The A-List members fight against the numbers, but get overwhelmed, with Marshall hitting the Thunder Struck (Spinning Polish Hammer) on Branson!! TK adds in his own Thunder Strike (DDT to the right heel), doing more damage!!*

Hood: No!! Double Thunder!

Rockwell: Now we just need Blue Thunder and the Thunder from Thunder & Lightning to get involved, and we've got, well, part of a storm, at least...

Hood: But not to Dave and Dylan!!

*The A-List members are down, taking a beating from all five wrestlers in the ring. They nod to each other, glad to have the allies down... and then Thunder Knuckles nails Marshall with a right hand, setting off a brawl between all of them!! TK and Marshall fight off to the left, while PerZag and Ka'Derrion roll off to the right. That leaves The Lost Soul, who reaches down to grab Branson to pull him up. As he does so, though, the crowd starts to roar, as someone is racing down the aisle towards them! The fans get on their feet as he enters the ring...*

*... and then slides right out of it to the other side.*

Hood: What the hell? Was there even a count??

Rockwell: Nope, I believe that was just a classic Curt Canon run-in, Hood...

Hood: Man, I thought Canon was back for a second, too! Would that have been 51 returns from retirement?

Rockwell: I've lost count...

*With Curt Canon already headed to the back again, The Lost Soul shakes his head and brings Branson towards the side, wanting to toss the big man out. But Thomas is back up, stopping him with a back rake. Thomas then tells Branson to follow his lead, grabbing hold of one of TLS' legs. Branson, dazed but still functional, helps Thomas lift TLS up, with TLS hanging onto the ropes for dear life. He kicks as much as possible, trying to dislodge the guys holding him. He gets some help, as Thunder Knuckles suddenly returns with a Super Kick into Thomas!! Branson, seeing this happen, drops TLS' other leg and tries to turn, but in comes Marshall... clotheslining Branson right over the top and to the floor!! Branson manages to land on his feet, but it takes a second or two longer for him to realize that his night is over.*

Minos: DAVE BRANSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Hood: Noooo!!!!

Rockwell: And just like that, a hard-fight from Dave Branson ends!

Hood: I thought he and Dylan were going to dominate!

Rockwell: Well, Dylan's still in there, Hood, and maybe Lord Allton's one of the surprise entrants in the match...

Hood: One can only hope, I'd love to see a wheelchair in the Righteous Rumble!

*A stunned Thomas backs away from Marshall & Thunder Knuckles, raising his arms in a plea for leniency. Suddenly, Thomas is down, getting dragged out of the ring... by Branson, who pushes Thomas behind him. Marshall angrily points at Branson, but Thunder Knuckles can't resist another cheap shot on him, leading to a brawl between the two. Branson nods to Thomas, still looking annoyed at being eliminated, even as the count begins again. The fans turn, watching to see who it is, counting along with the screen as it reaches zero... smoke begins to fill the ramp, so thick you can't see the entrance. The lights go pink and neon blue as a laser light show starts cutting through the wisps of smoke on the stage. As Blinding Lights by the Weeknd plays, the lasers settle on the massive frame of Bobby Bourbon!!*

Rockwell: Our second member of BOB!

Hood: How many are there?

Rockwell: I don't know if there's a full count, Hood...

Hood: Well, this guy looks pretty damn dangerous, especially in that mask...

*Bourbon raises his fists at forty-five degree angles, before slowly making his way towards the ring. He makes a beeline straight for Thunder Knuckles, helping him double-team Marshall, grabbing Marshall from behind to lift into the Flatiron (Torture Rack into Samoan Drop)!! Nearby, Ka'Derrion is working to get PerZag up into the Prince of Pain (Crucifix Powerbomb), with PerZag desperately trying to break free, only to take the move!! PerZag's down, with Ka'Derrion, winded just from doing the move, struggling to get over to him to try and send him out. Meanwhile, on the outside, the officials are ordering Branson to leave, despite his willingness to stay as a bodyguard. Dylan and Lissandra are both saying that Branson has the right to be there, but it's not working out, as Branson is threatened with arrest. Branson seems fine with it, but Lissandra finally tells him to leave, not wanting him to get charged. As Branson leaves, Dylan shakes his head, then sees Lissandra's horrified expression. He turns, to see The Lost Soul, who grabs hold of Dylan and throws him into the ringpost!!*

Rockwell: That clang into the steel is echoing in the arena!!

Hood: Damn it, TLS, he wasn't ready!! He was with his wife, you son of a bitch!

Rockwell: He should have gone further away if he didn't want to get dragged back into the action!

*TLS picks Thomas up, ignoring Lissandra's screams as he rolls Thomas back into the ring, intent on eliminating him. Thomas crawls away desperately, begging off, as TLS reaches for him... and Dylan gets a cheap shot to the knee, causing TLS to crumple to the mat! As Dylan gets back up, we see Ka'Derrion holding PerZag basically vertical over the ropes, trying to get PerZag to fall, but somehow PerZag is maintaining his balance, refusing to fall the rest of the way. Ka'Derrion tries to shove him the rest of the way, but PerZag once again manages to squirm back in as soon as he touches the apron, surviving once again. On the other side, Bourbon & Thunder Knuckles have Marshall up, as he fights to try and stay in the match, even as the countdown clock pops up into view once more.*

Rockwell: The ring's starting to fill up, and now we're ready for another one!

Hood: Toss some more people out already, guys!

Rockwell: I'm sure they're trying their best. So who's it going to be?

*We watch the numbers pop up on the screen... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... and then the buzzer sounds. Seconds later, "Beethoven 9th Symphony" by the Chicago Symphony Orchestra starts to play, bringing the jeering fans to their feet with food, drinks, and objects at the ready. Security reshuffles their patterns to provide a buffer for the hated harlot, Amelia Abernathy, who finally emerges from the back with her bodyguard, Red, carrying an opened umbrella that he places over Amelia. As the music plays, she heads down the aisle with a mixture of fear, anger, and nervousness etched upon her face and gait. Food and drink come flying in, pelting the umbrella Red is protecting her with. She lashes out at the fans, belittling them as she increases her strides to the ring and quickly climbs the steps.*

Rockwell: From what I hear, Abernathy usually has the management announce that any objects thrown at her will lead to civil & criminal charges, as well as potentially being banned from future events.

Hood: Yeah, this is the GCWA, we encourage fans to throw shit.

Rockwell: I can't say that's the best policy, but it is what usually happens...

Hood: So Amelia offered a million dollars, right, to each wrestler that voluntarily eliminates themselves?

Rockwell: I believe that's correct.

Hood: Do you think she'll be fooled if I go into the ring and immediately jump over the ropes?

Rockwell: Something tells me she won't buy you as a wrestler, Hood.

*Bourbon and Thunder Knuckles have already approached Abernathy, as she hands off her umbrella outside the ring. She raises up her hand to them, then points to the outside, where Red is currently holding a briefcase. She says that there's cash in there for each wrestler who just tosses themselves out. Thunder Knuckles scoffs at the offer, although Bourbon seems interested in the briefcase. He and Thunder Knuckles start to discuss their options, as Abernathy turns to the others, talking about what a million dollars could do for their lives. Dylan is off to the side, talking with Lissandra. In the meantime, The Lost Soul gets back to his feet, limping over to Abernathy. She looks over the man disgustedly, but shrugs and says that the deal is available, turning to the ropes.*

Rockwell: TLS wouldn't...

Hood: A million dollars, Adrian... A MILLION dollars...

*The Lost Soul steps towards the ropes, as if to start pulling himself over them. Abernathy applauds his smart decision, saying there's no need for stupid wrestling violence. TLS pulls on the ropes... then turns, kicking Abernathy in the stomach! As she bends over, gasping, TLS steps in, locking her up and lifting for the Soulbuster (Brainbuster)!!! Abernathy rolls away, stunned, as TLS gets back to his feet, hearing the cheers of the crowd. He steps over to Abernathy, but suddenly Bourbon and Thunder Knuckles both attack, hammering TLS down!! Before TLS can recover, the two men yank him towards the ropes, throwing him over!! TLS just barely manages to land on the apron, saving himself, then strikes, punching at both Bourbon and Thunder Knuckles to knock them away. Before TLS can get back in the ring, though, Dylan Thomas is there, scoring a superkick!!! TLS falls out of the ring, landing on the ground, as Thomas raises his arms, proud of himself.*

Minos: THE LOST SOUL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Hood: Should have taken the money...

Rockwell: It took three men, but the veteran is out of this one.

Hood: Hey, Dylan helped TLS 'eliminate himself', right? So he should get some of that million...

*Thomas raises his hands proudly, knowing that this gives him another notch on his belt. He turns back... and Bourbon blasts him with the Dinosaur Extinctor (Pop-Up Spinebuster)!!! Thomas, stunned, has no defense as Thunder Knuckles grabs his leg, delivering the Thunder Strike!!! Lissandra is horrified outside the ring, as Thomas writhes in agony. Bourbon points to the ropes, and he and Thunder Knuckles pull Thomas up, launching him over the ropes. Thomas tries to hang on, dangling, his feet inches from the floor. But Bourbon and TK both attack his hands, striking at them, and Thomas finally falls, dropping to the outside mat!*

Minos: DYLAN THOMAS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Hood: DAMN IT!!

Rockwell: The double-team was too much, which is kind of ironic as Thomas was doing the same earlier with Branson...

Hood: This was robbery!! Both feet have to touch!

Rockwell: He's laying on the ground, Hood...

Hood: Yeah, but have his feet touched?

Rockwell: Well, yes, they have...

Hood: Fuck...

*Lissandra helps Dylan up, glaring at the ring. Bourbon & Thunder Knuckles celebrate, calling for everyone to join BOB. PerZag and Ka'Derrion don't look too interested, going right after the two men, only to get knocked back due to their fatigue. Marshall, nearby, pulls himself up, ready to try again. Abernathy has gotten herself into a corner, trying to recover, with Red on the outside checking on her. The clock, meanwhile, has kept running, as we're nearing another entry.*

Rockwell: This will take us to halfway through the Rumble!

Hood: We're only halfway? Holy shit!

*The crowd waits expectantly at the back, as the count finishes. The buzzer sounds, and the screen turns back. Strangely, though, it then starts doing another count down, this one from 10. Long-time fans of the GCWA recognize the different graphics, cheering as the sound of a rocket taking off echoes throughout the arena. "You're Going To Go Far Kid" starts to blare as Ed Houston slowly makes his way down the entrance ramp, high-fiving some of the fans.*

Rockwell: The former GCWA World Heavyweight Champion is here!

Hood: Hey, I wasn't sure if he'd make it!

Rockwell: Houston didn't want to miss his opportunity to climb the ladder right back to the World Title. But will he show ring rust, or take it to the competition?

*Houston enters the ring through the ropes, firing up at the feeling of being back in front of the fans. He starts attacking, nailing Bourbon from behind with a double-axehandle. He then leaps into a Pele kick into Thunder Knuckles, knocking the man down. Houston kips up, immediately going after Marshall with a dropkick, then gets up again to charge at Ka'Derrion, flying through the air to splash into Ka'Derrion's back, knocking him into PerZag! Houston lets out a fiery yell to the crowd, energized, as he turns and looks at Abernathy, who scrambles up in the corner. She offers some money to Houston, pointing over the ropes, but Houston immediately shakes his head, refusing to abandon his morals even for a whole heap of dough.*

Hood: Damn, Houston's got a ton of energy! Rocket fueled, maybe?

Rockwell: Could be, but he's made one of the more dangerous Rumble mistakes by attacking everyone in the ring...

Hood: Ahhh, yep, he's fucked now...

*As Houston starts towards Abernathy, he suddenly turns and looks back, realizing that a group of pissed-off wrestlers are now coming his way. Not one to run from a challenge, Houston leaps into Houston, We've Got A Problem (Superkick), snapping it at Bourbon!! He connects, knocking Bourbon down, but that leaves him open to a throat punch from Thunder Knuckles, staggering him. Ka'Derrion and PerZag team up to clobber Houston in the back of the head, stunning him. Marshall then steps in, lifting Houston onto his shoulders and twirling him around and around in a helicopter spin! Marshall then turns, launching Houston over the ropes, with Houston barely able to hang on in time, pulling himself up on the apron. But one Marshall Thunder Struck later, and Houston's gone, collapsing outside the ring!!*

Minos: ED HOUSTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: A shockingly short night for Houston!

Hood: One of only three former GCWA World Champs in the Rumble, you'd expect a lot more...

Rockwell: It could have just been bad luck from the way he entered, Hood, but yep, a lot of Vegas betters are probably disappointed right now...

*Marshall is going at it with Thunder Knuckles again now, the two men slugging at each other. They move off to the side, even as Bourbon works to his feet, rubbing his sore jaw from the superkick. He turns back, only to get blasted by Ka'Derrion and PerZag, who give him a double knee to the gut! The two men then lock around the powerhouse, managing to lift him up to hit a double backbreaker!! Bourbon falls to the side, gasping, as Ka'Derrion & PerZag fight up to their feet. Both men grab at Bourbon, pulling him to the ropes and lifting up, with Bourbon trying to find a way to hang on. He knocks PerZag away, then grabs at Ka'Derrion, shoving him off. But PerZag comes right back, grabbing Bourbon by the head and getting a snap DDT!! Bourbon rebounds off the mat, standing straight up, with Ka'Derrion leaping back in with a forearm under the chin! Bourbon leans on the ropes, with PerZag & Ka'Derrion teaming up once more, slamming into Bourbon and sending him over the top rope and to the floor!!*

Minos: BOBBY BOURBON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: How are Ka'Derrion & PerZag still fighting, much less getting eliminations?? They've been there since the beginning!

Hood: I don't know about Marcus, but PerZag is a wrestling god! Sexiest Man In Wrestling, baybee!!

*Ka'Derrion hangs on the ropes for a moment, exhausted. PerZag, seeing this, immediately grabs Ka'Derrion from behind and tosses him over!! But Ka'Derrion catches the ropes, managing to pull himself back in-between them, then gets up, furious at PerZag. He shrugs, basically saying he had to try it, before striking at Ka'Derrion, with Ka'Derrion returning the blow. The two fight it out, even as Bourbon gets himself up and starts to head for the back, where the countdown has once again commenced.*

Rockwell: We've seen several eliminations in the past few minutes. Will it continue with our next entrant?

Hood: As in, they'll eliminate more, or as in they'll get tossed immediately?

Rockwell: Both... or neither...

Hood: Gotcha...

*The fans wait again, the excitement still there for every countdown. They turn towards the back as the clock hits zero. The downtempo bass drops. The trap-heavy outro of Billie Eilish's "Bad Guy" floods the arena, the booming shaking the seats underneath each audience member.*

I like when you get mad.

*The GCWA crowd gasps, almost in unison, as they get to their feet.*

Rockwell: No...

Hood: Fuck no, it can't be!

You said she's scared of me?
I mean...

*The crowd focuses on the entrance, where the curtain still hasn't moved...*

Rockwell: Would she actually come back, after what happened at Darkness Falls??

Hood: Why the fuck would they let her come back??

*The music starts to build, as the curtain begins to spread open.*

I'm the bad guy.
Ha!

*A second later... the curtains close again, with the music immediately cutting off. The crowd gets quiet as well, wondering what the hell is going on.*

Hood: Well.. that's anticlimactic...

Rockwell: I don't under...

*And then, suddenly, the big screen comes on, blasting out "Chelsea" by STEFY.*

*The arena goes wild, cheering like mad as Chelsea LeClair walks out of the back, posed, confident, and determined to make things happen.*

Rockwell: Wow!! Chelsea LeClair, the former GCWA World Heavyweight Champion!!

Hood: What the hell?? She's in the Rumble??

Rockwell: Looks that way, Hood!

*LeClair walks down the aisle, soaking up the cheers of the fans she still has, extremely happy to have her back. She then switches to all business, sliding in the ring. Thunder Knuckles tries to grab her, but she immediately responds, taking him down with a jumping cutter!! Marshall comes in swinging, but LeClair ducks under the blow, then gets Marshall from behind with the reverse neckbreaker!! She gets up, with PerZag trying to get involved. LeClair twists him into a double knee backbreaker!!! Ka'Derrion, getting up in the corner, sees what's happening and runs forward, only for LeClair to catch him with kick followed by a jawbreaker! The wrestlers roll away, as LeClair jumps up, feeling the energy.... and then Amelia Abernathy grabs her from behind and throws her over the top!!!*

Hood: No!!! What an upset!!

Rockwell: It would have been, if Chelsea actually fell off the apron...

Hood: Oh... Amelia had better turn around...

*Abernathy is celebrating, excited with actually having gotten involved in this one. LeClair, though, comes back through the ropes, furious as she stands behind Abernathy. Amelia suddenly straightens up, knowing that trouble is brewing. She slowly turns, seeing LeClair, and starts to speak, wanting to negotiate an appropriate fee. But LeClair instead grabs her legs, throwing Abernathy to her back... and then applies the Tap The Fuck Out submission (Figure 8)!!!! Abernathy is screaming, desperate for help, with no ability to be able to follow the move's instructions, since it's a Rumble. LeClair doesn't hold the move long, though, popping out of it and doing a roll to get to her feet. As Abernathy painfully tries to rise, LeClair grabs her by the hair, snapping at her one more time before throwing her over the top rope and to the floor!!*

Minos: AMELIA ABERNATHY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: And Abernathy is gone!

Hood: Y'know, I don't think anyone took the money... so in a way, is this a win for Amelia, since she gets to take her millions home with her?

Rockwell: That's one way to look at it...

*LeClair goes back to PerZag, going at it with him, trying to take him towards the ropes as well. Red helps Abernathy up, protecting her from any further fan interaction as they depart. Marshall has Thunder Knuckles up in the air, working to get him over, but TK goes to the eyes to secure his freedom. Marshall stumbles away, as Ka'Derrion comes in with a shot to the spine. As the battles continue, we once again return to the numbers on the screen, as we're headed towards another entry into the Rumble. The buzzer sounds, as the super sexy rock hardening version of James Bond's iconic theme begins to play. The crowd reacts, knowing that this rocks HARD, as Jack Puffer steps out of the back and takes in his surroundings.*

Rockwell: Here comes Jack Puffer, who I don't think ever actually showed up for his press conference earlier in the week...

Hood: Puffer's never been one to be punctual... at least he made it here on time...

Rockwell: After Puffer's huge victory over John E. Depth, you know he's hoping for a great showing in the Rumble...

*Puffer gets to the ring, smiling at some fans at ringside. He sees Thunder Knuckles waiting for him upon entry, and gives him a respectful nod as befitting a detective. He goes to roll under the ropes, with TK immediately going for a stomp. Puffer rolls back out, landing on his feet, then stares at TK, wanting to know what that was about. TK shrugs, then dares Puffer to try again. Puffer agrees, rolling in, then rolling immediately out when TK tries to stomp him once more. Puffer turns to the ref, arguing that this isn't proper etiquette in this situation. The ref doesn't even bother responding to that remark. Puffer sighs, then turns back to TK, telling him let's settle this like gentlemen. TK shrugs again, as Puffer suddenly warns him about an oncoming attack! TK spins around, raising his fist... to no one. He turns back, to see Puffer now in the ring and getting to his feet, smiling wide at his ingenuity. TK then slaps the taste out of his mouth, before swinging again.*

Rockwell: Well, at least Puffer made it in the ring.

Hood: He may regret being so clever. As for me, I would just go under the ring and stay there the whole time. Can't eliminate me under there!

Rockwell: It's been tried before, Hood, and it's rarely a successful strategy.

Hood: So you're saying there's a chance?

*As Thunder Knuckles and Puffer fight in one corner, Ka'Derrion is now struggling in the bear hug of Marshall. The powerful wrestler wrings Ka'Derrion back and forth, trying to crush the life from him. Ka'Derrion tries clapping his hands around Marshall's ears, working to break himself free before his spine gives way. On the right, LeClair has managed to twist PerZag around, working him over in a Cobra Clutch. PerZag is struggling against the move, although part of him seems to be enjoying having a woman on his back. He pushes himself towards the ropes for leverage to break free, still continuing to be competitive in this contest. Behind them, the count pops up on the screen for all to see.*

Rockwell: Do you think the winner's out here yet, Hood?

Hood: Nope, my pick still hasn't arrived.

Rockwell: I'm assuming you won't tell me who it is?

Hood: You'll find out once he or she has won...

*The buzzer sounds, and everyone turns to see who's coming next.*

"Everyone Knows I'm Hog Wild!!"

*The crowd lets out a surprised cheer as Aaron Warthog stomps out of the back to the Hank Williams Jr entrance. The heavyweight stops on the stage, jutting his chin out as he faces the audience. He then starts down to the ring, pounding on his stomach along the way, ready for another brawl.*

Hood: What's Warthog doing here?? He was denied a spot in the Rumble!!

Rockwell: I'm being told that Robert "The Omega" Main was unable to make it here tonight, so Warthog is taking his place as an alternate...

Hood: No Robert Main? Fuck!

Rockwell: Still, Warthog wanted this opportunity, considering he's been on quite a roll here at the end of the year...

*Warthog gets to the ring and goes up the stairs, fired up at actually being here in the Righteous Rumble. He pulls himself through the ropes, raising his arms, wondering who to go after first. The answer comes as Marshall hits him from the side, knocking Warthog down! Marshall then grabs Warthog by the head and drags him up, taking him towards the ropes! He looks to lift Warthog over, but the weight of Warthog allows him to hang on, fighting back by throwing a couple of elbows behind him. Warthog takes a deep breath, realizing how close that was, before shoving Marshall backwards, upset at nearly having his chance denied him. Marshall shoves right back, putting Warthog on his back! Warthog scrambles to get up again, trying to get away from Marshall, who gives chase.*

Rockwell: For once, Warthog's heaviness will prove to be a major advantage.

Hood: Clearly, he's going to be a little harder to toss out, but then again, it's Warthog...

Rockwell: Love changed this man, Hood. He's beaten several wrestlers since he got with Memphis Belle.

Hood: And all were flukes except for Mike Zybala. That was a true win for Warthog...

Rockwell: Zybala LET him pin him!

Hood: I stand by my statement.

*The camera switches to the side, as Ka'Derrion is working his way up, holding his size. He seems to be shaking his head, possibly feeling like he's too old for this shit. However, he sucks it up as a true GCWA Hall of Famer would, moving over towards where LeClair is trying to get PerZag out. Ka'Derrion kicks LeClair from behind, knocking her to the side. PerZag nods his thanks, and Ka'Derrion tells him "No hey problema"... before clotheslining PerZag over the top!!! PerZag grabs the top rope desperately at the last second, dangling there, his feet kicking wildly in the air before they finally find purchase on the apron. He pulls himself up, getting back through the ropes. He takes a knee, breathing heavily, while watching Ka'Derrion go at in with LeClair.*

Rockwell: It's really been an up-and-down relationship between Ka'Derrion and PerZag tonight.

Hood: PerZag's coming up on 36 minutes in there now, while Ka'Derrion's around 32...

Rockwell: Two iron men doing their best to hang in there against impossible odds!

*The crowd is far from tired at this point, even though it's been an exciting run so far tonight. They still sound excited as another countdown begins, leading us to #19 in the Rumble. The crowd turns their heads to the entryway, as the buzzer loudly sounds throughout the arena. As the music starts up, the fans look confused, not recognizing the tune. The wrestler then steps through the curtain, looking pleased to be there as he walks forward, doing a little bit of Dance Dance Revolution right there on the stage!*

Rockwell: It's one of our outside wrestlers, Babatunde Garamunde!

Hood: I know next to nothing about this guy...

Rockwell: He's pretty new to wrestling, and from what I've heard, he allegedly owns the biggest grape farm in all of Namibia.

Hood: Is that supposed to impress me?

Rockwell: He also wrestles with lions, rhinos, giraffes, and hippos while being a Safari guide...

Hood: Okay... marginally impressed...

*Garamunde makes his way to the ring, smiling all the way. He steps into the ring, going right over to where Ka'Derrion is trying to throw out LeClair. Garamunde intercedes, pulling Ka'Derrion away and giving him a pair of Lamb Chops to the chest, sending Ka'Derrion stumbling away! LeClair rights herself, as Garamunde turns to her with a large grin. He looks about ready to ask a question, but then he shakes it off, having learned the lesson that the question he was going to ask was rude. He turns away from LeClair, going back after Ka'Derrion, working to lock him into the Hogroast (Octopus Stretch)!! LeClair considers hitting Garamunde from behind, but decides against it, moving over to where Marshall and Warthog are still going at it. She catches Marshall from behind, applying a sleeper, which allows Warthog to get in a few free shots.*

Rockwell: We've got eight in the ring currently, and we've still got 11 participants to go!

Hood: So we're down to less than 20 that can win! Anyone still around should be excited to be in that group!

Rockwell: Hey, who just went past us? Are they eliminated?

Hood: No, I think they went through the ropes, not over them...

*Puffer and Thunder Knuckles have actually ended up brawling around the ring, showing that Puffer is still upset about the lack of sportsmanship displayed earlier. Puffer takes TK over near the steel steps, banging TK's head into them! TK, though, straightens up and stares at Puffer, apparently unphased!! Puffer, surprised, is grabbed by TK, and sent into the same steps head-first! Puffer, though, shakes it off as well, smiling at TK... and then falling over to his back, knocked out! TK smirks at him, admiring the attempt if nothing else, before he reaches down and hauls Puffer up to get him back in the ring. We see LeClair in the corner with Marshall, delivering some stomps, while Warthog has moved over to where Garamunde is, joining him in attacking Ka'Derrion. PerZag is taking another break to the side, taking in some air, as the screen lights up for the twentieth time.*

Rockwell: #20 is on their way!

Hood: I betcha it's Bifford!

Rockwell: Why?

Hood: Well, it has to be Bifford sometime, right?

*The countdown finishes, with the buzzer letting loose. Everyone sits forward, wondering if this is going to be a big one...*

"LA... LA, LA LA... Wait Till I Get My Money Right..."

*The place erupts at the familiar refrain, even as the lighting around the entrance turns a bright green. "Can't Tell Me Nothing" by Kanye West hits, with a figure seen walking out onto the stage, wearing a bright green robe with a hood covering his face.*

Rockwell: Oh my god!!!

Hood: It's Meyhu!! IT'S MATT MEYHU!!!

*As the music continues to play, the camera switches to the ring, where we see Aaron Warthog and Babatunde Garamunde both stopping in surprise, stepping towards the ropes to look at the man standing there. We see PerZag grabbing at the ropes, dragging himself up, completely shocked. Ka'Derrion stumbles to the corner, holding his side, while LeClair and Marshall both stop fighting, taking in this sight. The man turns back and forth on the stage, showcasing his incredible robe, and waving at the fans nearby.*

Hood: One of the greatest wrestlers ever!!!! He's finally in the GCWA, and not just as a referee!!!

Rockwell: Wait... are we sure... I mean, I haven't seen him yet...

Hood: Who else would wear the green gear and come out to that music??

*The robed man walks to the front of the stage, posing for a moment, before throwing back his hood, revealing himself. The crowd gasps, stunned. The wrestlers' mouths all drop in disbelief. Even the cameraman seems shook up as the man turns to the camera... showing Peter "The Janitor" Vaughn!!!*

Hood: What the fuck? What is Vaughn playing at??

Rockwell: Wait, Vaughn's not in the Rumble, is he?

Hood: Hell no, he's not, unless we've had another substitution...

Rockwell: But Vaughn's the Manager of Champions now, right? Or is it the Champion of Managers?

Hood: Either way, yeah, but he's... wait...

*As Warthog and Garamunde both lean over the ropes, wondering what's going on and why Vaughn is pulling this deception... the lights suddenly go out!!! Hood screams, having half expected this, as the crowd loses its collective mind. When the lights come back, all that's sitting on the stage is a green robe, left there by Vaughn. Warthog and Garamunde both look at each other, confused, not realizing that there's now a man standing behind them, smiling. As the two wrestlers begin to turn, MIKE ZYBALA rushes forward, clotheslining BOTH men over the top rope!!!! They crash to the ground, both eliminated, as Zybala lets out a yell that could only come from training with an orangutan!!*

Minos: BABATUNDE GARAMUNDE AND AARON WARTHOG HAVE BOTH BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Hood: Damn it, it's him!! Damn you, Zybala!!!

Rockwell: Mike Zybala has entered the Rumble in amazing fashion, pulling a fast one and getting some revenge on Aaron Warthog for that lay-down pin last month!

Hood: Ghosts shouldn't be allowed in Rumbles, damn it!!!

*The crowd appears to love what just happened, cheering crazily for Zybala as he goes to work, turning on PerZag and going after him. PerZag, thrown off, takes some hits to the chest, with Zybala spinning into Disrespect (360 degree slap to the face)!! The two fight off, with the camera focusing next on Marshall having gained control on LeClair, trying to lift her out of the ring, with LeClair fighting back as best she can. Ka'Derrion comes in, grabbing at her other leg, recognizing the danger of one of the fresher wrestlers. They both push LeClair over, sending her towards the floor!! But LeClair catches hold of the apron curtain, hanging on for dear life, as her feet don't touch! She hauls herself back up and into the ring, as Ka'Derrion and Marshall start going at it.*

Rockwell: That was a close call for Chelsea!!

Hood: Gotta be different for her, as she's gone from being seen as a low-carder in OCW to being a major threat in the GCWA. Wrestlers are gunning for her now!

Rockwell: Yep, it's that respect that paints a target on her back in a Rumble!

*LeClair clobbers Marshall from behind, startling Ka'Derrion, who thought she was gone. She attacks Ka'Derrion as well, grabbing both men by the head and slamming them together!! They both fall backwards, with Ka'Derrion seemingly getting the worst of the hit. As LeClair goes after them again, we switch to the other side, where Thunder Knuckles has Jack Puffer in a full nelson, whipping him back and forth. He then lifts Puffer up, throwing him down with a full nelson slam!!! Puffer lands in a seated position, sending shivers up his spine from the impact. He rolls to the side, going to the ropes and working to get up. He puts up a finger to Thunder Knuckles, asking for a moment, and TK seems to agree, stepping back... before stepping in and scooping Puffer up, taking the surprised wrestler over the ropes and sending him out!! Puffer grabs at the ropes, but can't hang on, landing outside!!*

Minos: JACK PUFFER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: Puffer's night is over!

Hood: Score another one for Thunder Knuckles!

Rockwell: For a surprise entrant in the Rumble, he's having a great night!

*Puffer is back up, trying to get into the ring, as the referees and security work to pull him back. Puffer shakes his head, saying that he asked for a time out and didn't receive it, but the refs don't seem to acknowledge that schoolyard rule as being a true one in the GCWA. Thunder Knuckles smirks and walks away, going for another fight, as the clock continues to roll. The fans again look back at the entrance; it's amazing that they don't get whiplash. Thankfully, that's covered in the ticket sales, so no one can sue. The timer reaches zero, buzzing loudly, and everyone look forward... as "Hello Doves" appears on the screens in pink, along with Atara Themis' voice. She steps out of the back, to a mixed reaction, as many fans remember who she's supporting in this one.*

Rockwell: Atara Themis makes her return!

Hood: Yep, and we all know why she's here... to make sure Noah Jackson wins the Righteous Rumble!

Rockwell: Well, she'll have to try and hang out to see him, as Noah is still to come in the Rumble...

*Themis rolls into the ring, with one target immediately in mind. She goes after Thunder Knuckles, charging at him where he's turning her direction. She leaps, nailing him with the Judgement of Paris (Jumping Knee), knocking TK to his back!! Themis then gets on top of him, punching away, while shouting about how Noah is so much better than Thunder Knuckles, and that he "stole that belt". It's fierce enough that PerZag, who was wearily heading that direction, opts to back off instead. He sees a tired Ka'Derrion getting up on the side and heads his way, trying to creep up on him. Ka'Derrion, though, turns, with the two locking eyes. They both seem to sigh, before attacking each other, swinging away!! The crowd cheers this interaction, watching the two veterans of the sport continue to give it their all.*

Rockwell: What's the count on those guys?

Hood: Forty minutes for PerZag, 36 for Ka'Derrion...

Rockwell: I don't know how they're still moving. Their muscles must feel like lead weights!

Hood: I gotta say, I wouldn't have put Marcus in the class of PerZag, but I have to give him props for making the journey with him this long...

*As the two exhausted wrestlers fight it out, the camera looks to the right, where Zybala & LeClair are working on getting Marshall out. But Marshall keeps finding the energy to fight back out of it, kicking them both off, before getting a running forearm strike that takes all three wrestlers down to the mat. Marshall straightens up, gasping for breath, having not been in a war this long in quite some time. He's continuing to go, though, hanging onto the power of yellow and red. We focus again on Atara and Thunder Knuckles, with TK desperately trying to crawl away, reaching for the ropes, as Themis keeps trying to claw at his eyes and face to do more damage. TK yells at the madwoman to get off of him, fighting to be free, as Themis just wants to take him out in Noah's name.*

Rockwell: Themis is looking pretty focused right now...

Hood: Usually focus on a single opponent is good... in a Rumble? Not so much...

*As Thunder Knuckles gets up, Themis clings to his back, keeping her arm wrapped around his neck and pulling backwards. Thunder Knuckles tries to throw her off, to no avail, as the countdown once again begins. The crowd's ready, wanting to keep the entries coming as quickly as possible. The buzzer blasts out, and then "Needle And The Spoon" by Lynyrd Skynyrd begins to play! The boos are heavy as "The Confederate Icon" Chad Vargas walks out of the back, flipping a few middle fingers at the crowd as he heads down the ramp. Several pieces of trash fly his way, including some discarded masks, which Vargas has no problem batting away from him. He cracks his knuckles as he gets ready to enter the ring, choosing his first target.*

Hood: An OCW Hall of Famer hits the Rumble!

Rockwell: Also a man who routinely gets placed on the Most Hated Wrestlers of the year, even when he's not wrestling as much...

Hood: Still, Vargas getting a later draw is not good for his competition...

*As Vargas slides into the ring, we focus on Terry Marshall, who has lifted Mike Zybala up, trying to shove him over the ropes. Zybala is fighting to survive, hanging onto the ropes, refusing to give up. Marshall tries again, straining with all his might, lifting Zybala up. Vargas, seeing this, immediately comes over to help... snapping a kick in low between Marshall's legs!! Marshall groans and slumps forward, almost dumping Zybala over, and Vargas takes full advantage. He pulls up on Marshall from behind, lifting both him AND Zybala over the top!!! The two wrestlers flip over the ropes, with Marshall crashing past Zybala to land on the outside, with Zybala falling after him!!! Vargas does a clap of his hands, having disposed of some 'trash', as the fans are booing the eliminations.*

Minos: TERRY MARSHALL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Hood: A double elimination from Chad Vargas!! Nice!!

Rockwell: Wait... Minos only said Marshall's name...

Hood: What? No, they're both down out there... aren't they?

*We see Vargas walking away, seeking out another victim, as the camera moves around the ring area. We see Marshall down on his stomach, the air knocked out of him. We also see Mike Zybala standing on his back, managing to keep his balance!! Marshall starts to push himself up with his arms, raising upwards, with Zybala keeping his arms outstretched as if being on a surfboard. It seems like Marshall isn't sure what's going on, but he definitely realizes there's weight on his back. He pushes upwards, trying to shake Zybala off. But Zybala reacts with the push, leaping into the air... and landing on the edge of the apron!!! Before anything else can happen, Zybala pulls himself through the ropes, dropping to his knees, having survived!*

Hood: Oh, c'mon!!

Rockwell: Terry Marshall's excellent night came to an end, but Zybala pulls off a miracle survival move!

Hood: He had to have used his powers to cheat there, c'mon!

*In the ring, LeClair and Vargas are going at it, with Vargas having no problems punching away at the female wrestler. There's a tap on his shoulder, though, and Vargas turns around, confused... only to take a Superkick from Zybala!!! Vargas collapses backwards into the ropes, stunned, falling to a seated position. That at least keeps Vargas in the match, although Zybala is intent on taking him out, landing a few more kicks. LeClair joins in, perfectly fine with attacking the Confederate Icon. The camera moves to the side, where we see Ka'Derrion holding PerZag in a chin lock, with both just staying on the mat. Thunder Knuckles has finally managed to dislodge Themis, hammering away on her in the corner to try and slow her down. The fight continues, as we go back to see the next entrant.*

Rockwell: What are we up to, 23?

Hood: That's right! Getting down to the final group!

Rockwell: Still a lot of major stars needing to come down! Who's this going to be?

*The fans turn towards the entrance for the twenty-third time, seeing who's coming next. The clock winds down... 3... 2... 1... and the buzzer lets loose once more. Immediately, the screen lights up, showing flashing blasts as it almost looks like a battlefield from the future. As both sides seem to be blowing up the other, the phrase "I AM LEGEND" pops up on top of it. "I Am Legend" by Colton Dixon starts up, with the claps and heavy beat joined by lasers and flashing lights as the music blasts out. Vincent Langston walks out through the lightshow, a stoic look on his face as he walks towards the ring.*

Rockwell: It's Vincent "The Legend" Langston!! We haven't seen him in the GCWA in months!

Hood: He was huge in the final year of OCW, but you can only ride that so long...

Rockwell: Great to see another powerful wrestler in the mix, though!

*Langston gets to the ring and hops up onto the apron, showing his leg strength. He steps through the ropes, turning and immediately coming face-to-face with Chelsea LeClair!! Langston takes a long moment to consider LeClair, remembering her from OCW, especially the Manifest Destiny 2 Tournament. He nods to her, showing some respect at how far she's come. LeClair smiles, then signals for him to bring it on, with the two of them locking it up! Langston's strength and lack of fatigue help him here, as he drives LeClair backwards towards the ropes. LeClair fights against it, grabbing at Langston's wrist to try and twist him to the mat with a cross armbreaker! But Langston fights it off, lifting LeClair into the air instead and getting a twisting backbreaker!! LeClair rolls away, aching, as Langston gets back to his feet.*

Rockwell: Hopefully Langston doesn't base his attack on what he remembers of LeClair. She's not the same wrestler she was in OCW!

Hood: I don't care how much you change, Adrian, that doesn't protect you from an indestructible force like Langston!

Rockwell: I don't recall Langston being that 'indestructible' in the GCWA...

*On one side of the ring, Thunder Knuckles has Atara Themis up, straining to get her over the ropes, with Atara keeping herself from moving, swearing she won't let Noah down. Nearby, the strange journey of Ka'Derrion & PerZag continues, as they both now seem to be working together to try and eliminate Vargas & Zybala, who are fighting for their lives once again... or at least to not be tossed. We go back to Langston, who now has LeClair up in the air with a gorilla press, looking towards the ropes. He starts forward, but LeClair manages to shift her weight and come off behind him, landing on her face. As Langston spins around, LeClair grabs his head and runs up the ropes, spinning him around and dropping with a Tornado DDT! Langston holds his head, stung, as LeClair fights her way up.*

Rockwell: Eight wrestlers in there, fighting with all they've got to try and hang on!

Hood: And here comes #24!

Rockwell: Who's left on your list? I've got... wait a second...

Hood: Something wrong?

Rockwell: Did we have more no-shows? I've got more than 7 left...

*The clock is running again, as it has been carefully monitored througout this event. As the timer ticks down, we get another buzzer. "Existence Is Punishment" by Crowbar hits the speakers, bringing the people to their feet once again. The GCWA Unified X-Division Champion, Outcast, comes out of the back, having left his gold back in the locker room. He has not, however, left the kendo stick he's holding over one shoulder as he heads for the ring, intent on raining down some destruction on the competition.*

Rockwell: Outcast had to basically battle the seven deadly sins this past week...

Hood: I thought most of them were dead...

Rockwell: Not THOSE sins, just visions of various wrestlers filling out the roles...

Hood: One of them's wrath, right? Because I think we're about to see some wrath in there...

*Outcast gets in under the bottom rope, immediately rolling to his feet. Thunder Knuckles is the first to come at him, reaching out, only to get clocked over the head by the kendo stick! Outcast then spins, lashing out as Ka'Derrion, PerZag, Zybala, and Vargas all come his way, each getting cracked by the weapon!! They all fall to the side, in various stages of hurt, as Outcast turns towards Atara Themis, who charges him, trying for another Judgement of Paris!! But Outcast nails her knee with a swing of the kendo stick, causing Themis to do a painful flip in mid-air, before crashing to the ground!! Themis rolls, hurting badly from the hit. She tries to get up on one leg, with Outcast immediately picking her up on a shoulder... dropping with a tombstone piledriver!! Themis is down, knocked senseless, as Outcast grabs his stick and gets back to his feet.*

Hood: Props to Outcast for being the guy to bring weapons to this one...

Rockwell: I'm just glad he left the dynamite he and Montgomery have messed with in the back.

Hood: Are you sure he DID leave it?

Rockwell: .... Be ready to run...

Hood: I'm always ready.

*Sensing some bad things happening, LeClair breaks off from Langston, going after Outcast, only to take a kendo stick to the gut! Langston follows, but he, too, takes a shot, toppling backwards. Outcast then turns back to Atara Themis, who is struggling to get up, holding her head and limping. Outcast runs forward, keeping the kendo stick horizontally ahead of him in both hands. He rams it into Themis, driving her back to the ropes... and causing Themis to tumble over the ropes, falling to the outside!! Themis can't catch herself on the apron, landing on her knees on the outside mats, with the referee immediately coming over to check on her. Outcast swings the kendo stick back and forth, pleased with himself, before turning and hitting an approaching Thunder Knuckles once more.*

Minos: ATARA THEMIS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Hood: Noah's going to be so disappointed...

Rockwell: At least she did a lot of damage to Thunder Knuckles in his name.

Hood: True, a worthy contribution to the Righteous Rumble.

*Outcast keeps working over Thunder Knuckles, as we cut back to the entryway. The clock is running again, both seemingly running too fast and yet taking too long. The fans count along, doing it perfectly as always, as we reach zero. The buzzer sounds, and everyone waits... and waits... and waits...*

Rockwell: Where's the next person?

Hood: Oh, man, don't tell me we had an attack in the back or something...

Rockwell: No, no, according to my sources, there's nothing going on back there... he's just taking his time...

Hood: He?

*We see the wrestlers in the ring shrugging as they go back to fighting, trying to toss more people out. After all, that's the whole point of the Rumble, send people packing. As the brawls begin again in earnest, the fans settle back in, a little disappointed. Suddenly, "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio hits, reviving the excitement from the crowd as they turn back to the entrance. The curtain is shoved aside, as a massive wrestler begins walking out onto the stage, looking in both directions before starting his stride onto the stage in his MAGICAL FLEECE.*

Rockwell: The Big Bifford has made it!!

Hood: Oh, crap, he got a hell of a late draw!!

Rockwell: The heaviest wrestler in the Rumble, he's going to be extremely hard to toss out!

*Bifford slowly walks down the aisle, alone as he walks cautiously along. He's watching the crowd, perhaps looking for anyone dressed up in ninja gear. He's certainly taking his time, as the fighting continues in the ring. Outcast is using the kendo stick to choke out Thunder Knuckles, who is fighting against the grip but failing. Zybala has Ka'Derrion on his shoulders, holding him against the ropes, with Ka'Derrion grimly holding on once again. Vargas is choking out PerZag nearby, enjoying the fact that no referees are yelling at him for his actions. Finally, we cut over to Langston, who has recovered from the kendo stick hit he took to get LeClair back up. He gets LeClair on his shoulder, looking to throw her over the ropes with one shot. He tosses her over, sending LeClair to the apron, but LeClair gets a shot to drive Langston back. She then leaps back in with a springboard cross-body, taking Langston to the mat!*

Rockwell: A bit of high-flying from the former World Champion!

Hood: Dangerous but effective! She's taking it to Langston!

Rockwell: Where's Bifford?

Hood: About a third of the way to the ring...

*The cameras switch back to The Big Bifford, as he is still watching carefully as he walks down the aisle. A fan reaches out towards him, wanting just to touch the MAGICAL FLEECE, and Bifford quickly gets out of range, making sure the kid isn't his enemy. Back to the ring, LeClair has pulled Langston, taking him over to the ropes. She tries to send him out, lifting one of his large legs, but Langston's just too strong. He fights it off, knocking LeClair back. But now Vargas is there, grabbing hold of Langston and locking him into position for The Stroke (Forward Russian Legsweep)!!! Langston struggles against it, but suddenly Zybala is there, nailing him with a Superkick!! Right behind him, Ka'Derrion comes in with his own kick!! Langston, dazed, is no match now for Vargas, who drops him with the Stroke!! With Langston basically out of it, the four wrestlers move around him, dragging him upwards and lifting him up. Each holds onto a limb, getting him up and over, ending Langston's night as he crashes to the outside!!*

Minos: VINCENT LANGSTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: A shorter night than expected for Langston!

Hood: It took four wrestlers, but they got rid of him! They'll need to do the same thing to Bifford!

Rockwell: Looks like he's more than halfway now...

*Vargas, not one to enjoy the moment, has already grabbed Ka'Derrion, almost tossing the wrestler out. Ka'Derrion hangs on, though, tumbling back through the ropes and surviving once more. Outcast has apparently lost his weapon to the outside, as Thunder Knuckles has managed to fight back somehow. TK somehow is still going, punching away on Outcast. LeClair and Zybala have momentarily teamed up, working to try and get PerZag over the ropes. The early entrant still fights against it, wrapping both arms and legs around the top rope, hanging on desperately. We switch back to the aisleway, as The Big Bifford has started walking again after deciding that things are safe. He starts approaching the ring, for the first time looking to see what's going on.*

Rockwell: Bifford's almost there now...

Hood: Yeah, but the clock's ticking down! It's taken him two minutes just to get this far!

Rockwell: It could be strategy...

Hood: I mean, true... there's no rule in the GCWA that you have to be in the ring during your two minutes...

*The Big Bifford reaches the ringside area finally, making his way around to the steps. He starts on his way up, as the fans turn their attention to the dwindling clock behind him. The count finishes up, with the crowd waiting to see who's next. "New" by No Doubt begins to play throughout the arena, as the fans start to "hoot" like owls while the cheer on their hero. Alice Knight makes her way out of the curtain and heads for the ring with a bubbly demeanor, waving her hands and arms, flapping them like a bird.*

Rockwell: Alice Knight makes her return!!

Hood: She and Bifford had some issues a few months ago, but they never got the match they wanted...

Rockwell: Well, if she hurries, Alice can probably beat Bifford to the ring...

*Alice continues on her way down, still flapping, but stops as she sees The Big Bifford. The heavyweight, though, hasn't turned back to look at her, as he finally steps through the ropes and enters the Rumble. The rest of the wrestlers left take note, backing themselves up and preparing to attack the monster. Bifford, though, has his strategy firmly in place, and he quickly implements it: he stomps to the center of the ring, looks around, and then drops into a seated position! The crowd, having been expecting this, gives a cheer, even as Bifford just stays there, prepared for the worst. He gets it, as everyone rushes forward, kicking away at him!! Bifford covers up his head with his large arms, trying to protect himself, while staying in the 'safest' spot in the Rumble. Alice, meanwhile, comes into the ring, smiling and shaking her head at what's going down.*

Rockwell: Bifford's going to take a hell of a beating with this strategy!

Hood: Yep, but he's good at that, and how many people will it take to haul him off the mat and get him over the ropes??

Rockwell: Yep, that's going to be nearly impossible...

*Vargas, Outcast, and PerZag are all taking turns kicking away at Bifford, enjoying the freedom that he's offering. Zybala, seemingly uncomfortable with attacking that way, goes at it with Ka'Derrion again, with Zybala trying to toss Ka'Derrion out, only to have Ka'Derrion reverse, sending Zybala to the apron! Ka'Derrion, exhausted, tries to shove Zybala off, but Zybala hangs on, grabbing Ka'Derrion by the head... and pulling HIM to the apron!! The two wrestlers stand there, trying to hang on, as they kick and swing at each other, knowing that one false step will be the end. Zybala tries for another superkick, but Ka'Derrion bats the leg away, leaving Zybala precariously balanced on one leg! He stumbles backwards, falling around the turnbuckle... and somehow wraps around it to the other side, landing on that apron! Zybala then steps through the ropes, as Ka'Derrion jumps back in as well, with the two meeting up to go at it again!*

Rockwell: Marcus and Zybala have both had some close calls so far...

Hood: I'm starting to wonder how much luck that damn Zybala has...

*Bifford's still covering up, taking the abuse, with Thunder Knuckles coming over to join in. But he doesn't make it, as Alice suddenly catches him from behind, snapping him down with a swinging neckbreaker!! TK kicks his feet on the mat, before working himself back up, trying to recover. Alice cheers herself on, throwing some Hoots out to the audience and getting a response. TK, meanwhile, gets back up, seeing Alice celebrating. He angrily comes at her, swinging for the KO punch, but Alice senses him somehow and ducks down, causing TK to crash into the turnbuckle!! Thunder Knuckles shakes it off, turning to attack again, but Alice dropkicks him, sending TK up and over the ropes!! Thunder Knuckles lands on the apron, surviving, as he gets up. Alice tries to knock him off, but TK blocks her shot, smirking at her as if ready to give her a manly kiss. That doesn't happen, as Alice instead drops, clotheslining TK on the top rope... and sending him falling to the outside!!!*

Minos: THUNDER KNUCKLES HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: Thunder Knuckle's run in the Rumble finally comes to an end!

Hood: Seemed like every woman in the Rumble went after him. The guy had too much animal magnetism!

Rockwell: An impressive showing, we'll see if it leads to increased BOB recruitment!

*As Alice takes a moment to catch her breath, we switch once again to the camera pointed at the entryway. The countdown has begun again... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... and the buzzer sounds. The fans turn and look as the lights go dark. "Problem" by Natalia Kills hits! Micheal Graves walks out onto the stage as the crowd boos the magically sex changed ultraviolent superstar. She poses for a moment, before glaring towards the ring at Alice, calling her out.*

Rockwell: Here comes the most recent 'addition' to our women's roster, Micheal Graves!

Hood: Damn, if she had just gotten one different number, she could have joined BOB member, Thunder Knuckles!

Rockwell: Yep, she's the last representative of the stable in this one...

Hood: That we know of... #JoinBOB...

*Graves heads for the ring, walking about halfway down the ramp before taking off in a sprint. Alice braces herself, ready to meet her when Graves arrives... but she gets nailed from behind by Thunder Knuckles, who has a steel chair in hand!! Alice drops to her knees, as Thunder Knuckles rears back to nail her again!! But Zybala comes running in, catching TK with a dropkick to the chair, knocking it from TK's hands!! Thunder Knuckles turns to go after Zybala, but officials are there now, surrounding TK and trying to get him to depart the ring! In the meantime, Graves has slid in the ring, more than willing to take advantage of the situation. He grabs the wounded Alice, lifting her up and landing the Grave Digger (Death Valley Driver)!!! Alice shakes on the mat, her back on fire, as Graves gets to her feet with a sickening smile on her face.*

Rockwell: Thunder Knuckles got in some revenge on Alice Knight!!

Hood: He's softened her up, now it's time for Graves to send that insane hooter packing!! Get her, Graves!

*Graves goes after Alice on the mat, punching away at her, enjoying the feel of her fist on Alice's skull. To the side, Thunder Knuckles has finally been removed from the ring, although it hasn't been easy. In the meantime, PerZag, Vargas, and Outcast have grown tired of striking at The Big Bifford, and have been trying to get him up off the mat. But Bifford's just dead weight, as he's refusing to even stand up, and even three powerful GCWA wrestlers can't make him move. LeClair, Zybala, and Ka'Derrion seem to be taking turns trying to throw the other one over the ropes, with Ka'Derrion & LeClair both joining together to send Zybala over!! But Zybala skins the cat, bringing himself back up... only to get hit by both Ka'Derrion & LeClair again, sending him back out!! The crowd roars, as Ka'Derrion & LeClair turn to start going at it.*

Hood: Yes!! The ghost is finally gone!!

Rockwell: Er, I hate to break it to you, Hood...

Hood: No... no, don't say it...

Rockwell: He's not out yet...

*The camera comes around, showing Zybala hanging on the curtain of the apron almost like he's in a hammock, keeping him from touching the ground with his feet! Zybala smiles towards the camera, as if saying "Can you believe this shit?", before reaching up and pulling himself onto the apron, sliding back into the ring at the feet of two shocked wrestlers! Ka'Derrion even turns to look outside, where the refs confirm that Zybala's still legal. As the fight continues, time continues to run, in the direction and pace it always does (unless you have a time machine). The numbers tick down, and the buzzer sounds... with "212" by Azealia Banks beginning to play! The crowd cheers as Cartier comes out of the back, looking like she's ready to rumble as she does a few dance moves on the stage before heading for the ring!*

Rockwell: Cartier's here, a wrestler many have called a dark horse in this competition!

Hood: Santana's not here, right? Because there's bound to be some personal contact here, and I'd hate to see any wrestlers have their heads caved in... unless it's Zybala...

Rockwell: Looks like Cartier's here to do this on her own, Hood, and she's gotten a great draw to compete at!

*Cartier slides into the ring right next to Graves & Alice, with Graves trying to throw Alice out. Cartier goes right after Graves, striking away at her mid-section, before locking her up and delivering a pumphandle bomb!! Graves rolls away, as Alice thankfully takes a rest on the ropes. But Cartier turns her way as well, pulling Alice in towards here and giving her a backdrop driver!! With Alice and Graves down next to each other, Cartier points to both of them, then runs forward, hitting a splits legdrop on both!! The crowd's loving it, as Cartier continues to go after the other two ladies, pulling Graves up and getting her into the corner, followed by Alice. Cartier backs up, lining up her shot, before running forward and hitting a cannonball on both!!*

Rockwell: Cartier's running wild!

Hood: You know, we've got 10 wrestlers in the Rumble right now, and four of them are women... this is crazy...

Rockwell: It's been a historic year for the ladies in the GCWA, and one of them might be on the way to making history by winning the Rumble!

Hood: Of course, Bifford's still sitting there...

*The wrestlers have now taken to trying to put The Big Bifford in various submission holds, with Vargas tightening a sleeper around his head, while PerZag has given up on a Boston Crab and is at least trying for an ankle lock. Outcast has actually left the ring under the ropes, and is looking for another weapon underneath the ring to use against the mammoth wrestler. On the other side, LeClair has nailed Ka'Derrion with a running kick to the chest, snapping him upwards into the ropes. Zybala joins her, landing a running forearm on Ka'Derrion. The two then lift Ka'Derrion up, despite his struggles, hanging Ka'Derrion upside-down over the ropes!! Ka'Derrion fights desperately, basically hanging on by sheer willpower, wrapping his arms around the lowest rope on the outside while feeling the blood rush to his head.*

Rockwell: I think it's about over for Ka'Derrion...

Hood: How the hell do you get out of this?? The guy's going to pass out soon if he stays in that position...

Rockwell: I've seen some wrestlers work out upside-down like that, but I don't know if Ka'Derrion is one of them. Either way, if LeClair and Zybala keep working on his legs, he's got no chance...

*The fans are watching with bated breath as Ka'Derrion tries to figure out something, anything, to stay alive one more minute. In the meantime, the countdown has begun again, with the fans turning to see 3... 2... 1... BUZZ! The lights start to flicker, matching the opening riffs and drums of Disturbed's "The Infection". Rather than waiting for the intro, though, Xavier Lux blasts out of the back, racing at full-speed towards the ring!!! The crowd goes wild as Lux speeds around the edge of the ring, heading to the side where Ka'Derrion is hanging on. Lux leaps up, springing over the ropes and flying into both LeClair and Zybala with a double cross-body splash!!! Lux kips up to his feet, along with the other two wrestlers. He leaps, nailing LeClair with a Pele kick! Lux then gets to his feet quickly again, turning and kicking at Zybala as well, who catches the leg, only to take an enziguri!! Lux then rushes back over to where Ka'Derrion is still hanging, grabbing at his legs and pulling his tag partner back into the ring!*

Rockwell: Perfect timing for Ka'Derrion, as Lux makes the save!

Hood: Damn, things just got bright for the Sins of the Fathers, as they're in at the same time!

Rockwell: I don't know what Ka'Derrion has left, but having back-up always makes things easier...

*Lux helps Ka'Derrion up, with the two men giving each other a nod. They turn, seeing Zybala getting up, and move towards him, pulling him up and delivering a face-first suplex, followed by double elbows to the back of the head! Vargas, realizing something's up, starts to head that way, but Ka'Derrion catches him, delivering a sidewalk slam!! Lux immediately follows up with a lionsault off the ropes, crashing down onto Vargas!! LeClair is next, trying to lock Ka'Derrion up from behind, but Lux gets up and rushes in, jumping past Ka'Derrion to hit a Penalty kick!! LeClair's down, with Ka'Derrion turning and going partially up the turnbuckle before jumping off with an elbow drop! The Sins of the Fathers give each other a high five, then turn back, looking for their next target.*

Rockwell: The tag-team's looking strong now! I think Marcus even has regained a little energy!

Hood: He's past 50 minutes now, while PerZag's approaching 54... can you imagine it? Almost an hour inside a Rumble?

Rockwell: No matter what happens next, these are historic runs!

*On the other side of the ring, Cartier is working to get Alice Knight back up, looking towards the ropes for an elimination. She tries to lift Alice up, but Alice gets a shot to the face, stunning her. Alice then hops up, surprising Cartier with a DDT! Alice takes a deep breath, turning it into a "Hoot!" as she fights through the pain and gets back up. She grabs hold of Cartier's arms, bracing her to go for the Apache (Dirty Deeds)!! But before Alice can drop... Micheal Graves pops up in front of her, spewing Poison Mist into her face!!!! Alice, blinded, lets out a frantic yell, unable to see. She flails back to the ropes, as Cartier immediately reacts on instinct, grabbing hold of one leg. Graves grabs the other, with the two lifting Alice up and over the top!! Alice makes a frantic grab for the ropes, but her impaired vision causes her to miss, with Alice landing outside the ring for the elimination!*

Minos: ALICE KNIGHT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Hood: The mist! The poison mist!! YES!!!

Rockwell: Damn it, and anything goes in a Rumble, so that was perfectly legal!

Hood: No more Hoots! No more Hoots! No more Hoots!

Rockwell: Calm down, Hood...

*Cartier does a quick turning dance in celebration, before getting back around to Graves... who picks her up, delivering the Final Nail (Crucifix Piledriver)!!!! Cartier rolls away, badly hurt, as Graves gets to her feet with a sadistic grin. She turns back, looking for who's next... to see Ka'Derrion & Lux standing there. Graves looks at each of them, then raises his hands, asking if they want to join BOB? Ka'Derrion & Lux respond immediately with a double superkick!!! Graves goes flying into the ropes, flopping over them and dangling for a moment before falling the rest of the way, crashing off the apron to the floor!! Graves lays there, stunned, as Alice Knight sits up near her, still clearing her vision. She sees Graves next to her and tells her she got what she deserved.*

Minos: MICHEAL GRAVES HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: We're out of BOB members!

Hood: Damn, I was actually starting to get behind her after she helped get rid of Alice Knight...

Rockwell: We've got one more entrant on the way! Who's #30??

*As Ka'Derrion & Lux go back to work, heading towards Cartier, the countdown clock pops up on the big screen. The fans chant, knowing that this is #30. The buzzer sounds as soon as the zero appears. A single spotlight hits the stage as Fame on Fire's cover of "Blinding Lights" begins its first few beats. As the band kicks in, Betsy Granger hits the stage with her signature dab before skipping down the ramp to the beat of the song!*

Hood: Hey, Betsy got #30! You think Deana awarded it to her after Raging Dead refused it? She was the runner-up, not being pinned in that Triple Threat...

Rockwell: Wait a second... something is seriously wrong here...

Hood: It wasn't favoritism, Adrian, there was probably something in the contract...

Rockwell: No, I mean... we're through all the wrestlers?

*Granger stays outside the ring for now, skipping around it, as the action continues inside. The Big Bifford still has refused to move from his seated position in the center of the ring, with PerZag, in particular, looking frustrated. He starts to call out to everyone left in the ring, pointing out the elephant in the room, or in this case the Bifford. Ka'Derrion & Lux come over, agreeing with PerZag that something needs to be done. Cartier pulls herself up, stretching out her neck and walking over. Outcast slides into the ring, having secured himself a piece of lead pipe that was under the ring for some reason. Vargas comes over as well, cursing the fat bastard sitting on the ground, who's trying to ignore them all by humming the Oscar Meyer Weiner tune. LeClair and Zybala, having just been working on eliminating the other, decide to come over as well, with all the wrestlers forming a circle around Bifford.*

Hood: Looks like all the remaining wrestlers are getting the right idea: if you're going to get Bifford out, this is probably the best opportunity!

Rockwell: ....

Hood: Adrian? You losing your voice or something? I know it's been a long night...

*The Big Bifford slowly looks up, unable to ignore the wrestlers any longer. He looks at each one in turn, then asks what he can do for them. They all respond by kicking away at him, doing a lot of damage!! After a few more stomps, Outcast takes the lead, moving around the pile and getting Bifford around the throat with the lead pipe, trying to haul him up by choking him out!! All the other wrestlers start to grab arms and legs, fighting to raise up the heaviest wrestler in the match, and despite all of Bifford's efforts, they're starting to get him up!! Bifford finally reaches his feet, with the seven wrestlers dragging him inch by inch towards the ropes!! But Bifford suddenly strains against them, then throws his arms wide, sending wrestlers flying everywhere as he shrugs them all off!! Bifford looks around, furious, then starts swinging haymakers, knocking guys and gals left and right!!*

Hood: Geez! Bifford is unleashed!! This is crazy, there's not enough guys in there to take him out??

Rockwell: ... doesn't make sense... there's got to be something else... what am I missing...

Hood: Adrian? You're starting to sound like a crazed conspiracy nut over there, what's wrong with you?

Rockwell: I don't... look at my list, look at who's left on it for competitors!

Hood: There's no one left, Adrian, you should have crossed them all off, remember? #30's in!

Rockwell: But there's... wait... the countdown clock...

Hood: The clock? What about it?

Rockwell: It's still running, Hood... it's still running!

*As Bifford hauls up PerZag, trying to drag the exhausted wrestler over to the ropes, the clock on the big screen lights up, shockingly once again counting down from 10!! The fans, not expecting this, take a few extra moments to start counting along, realizing that something's up. The count hits zero, with the buzzer sounding as it has already done 30 times. The opening rift of "It's Going Down" hits the arena speakers, sending the fans into a frenzy. At the 20-second mark, Jackson Hart walks out from the back, standing at the entrance!!*

Hood: What the fuck?

Rockwell: Oh, hell... Deana rigged it!! He found a loophole, damn it!!

Hood: But... wait, no, the security was foolproof, wasn't it? Isn't that what Ace said?

Rockwell: Yeah, but the drawing was done for #1 - #30!!! But not for after that!! Damn it, she gave Legacy later numbers!! That's why we hadn't seen any until now!!!

Hood: Oh... damn... that's fucking brilliant!

*Jackson Hart stays on the stage, looking extremely pleased with himself. The crowd sounds very unhappy, as they're quickly figuring out what's going on. We see Betsy Granger heading back up the aisle, still untouched in the Rumble, as she goes to stand next to Hart, talking with him. In the ring, Bifford is looking out towards them with a confused expression. He probably isn't even sure who they are, since he hasn't wrestled either one of them. He has let go of PerZag, who has collapsed to the side, almost completely spent at this point. He's used reserves he never knew he had. Bifford, meanwhile, starts to walk over towards the entrance, still puzzling out what's going on, only to take a lead pipe shot to the back!! Bifford falls forward to a knee, as Outcast again jumps onto his back, using the lead pipe to throttle him once again.*

Rockwell: So as every wrestler left exhausts themselves, it looks like Hart & Granger are just going to wait for their buddies!

Hood: This is a 9000 IQ play, Adrian. I'm so impressed!

Rockwell: The wrestlers need to figure this out quickly, or else this could be a slaughter... wait, the countdown again? Already?

Hood: I guess once you get past the #30, the two-minute timer no longer applies?

Rockwell: Damn it...

*The countdown clicks down quickly, with the numbers seeming to move even faster than before. The crowd still chants along with it, able to handle the increase in pace. We reach 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. 0!! The buzzer sounds, echoing in the arena.*

"GET OUT OF ME COUNTRY"

*The crowd reacts as Noah Jackson strolls lazily from the back, basking in the glow of sick cunt energy washing over him. He slowly puts his right foot forward and glides to the edge of the ramp on his heelies, stopping next to Granger & Hart. He points at the sky as the crowd chants.*

"CUNT!"

"CUNT!"

"CUNT!"

Rockwell: Three members of Legacy now waiting in the wings, with one more to go!

Hood: Or two, depending on if Raven got himself in the Rumble...

Rockwell: He's still got to worry about Mack O'Connor later tonight...

Hood: Unless something happened to O'Connor's parole, right?

*Noah and Hart joke around, talking about the spirits that they've been wanting to smash here in Kansas City. Granger looks ready to head to the ring, but apparently she's opting to stick with Legacy for now, probably after talking with Raven. In the meantime, the wrestlers in the ring are starting to put two and two together. PerZag is once again a rallying cry, pointing out the wrestlers waiting to come in. Slowly, the fighting comes to an end, as all of the wrestlers stare out towards the entrance. None look pleased with what's going on, knowing that all of them had to draw their numbers randomly.*

Rockwell: Uh oh... there might be a slight flaw to this plan...

Hood: I don't see it, Adrian. It's working perfectly... so... far... oh...

Rockwell: Yep, here they come!

*The wrestlers in the ring have all started to step through or slide under the ropes, making sure they don't go over and risk elimination. Legally, they can all leave the ring. The group starts to head towards the back, except for The Big Bifford, who goes and takes a seat in the middle of the ring once again. He raises his arms, thinking he's won for a moment, but a guard at ringside quickly tells him it doesn't work like that. We switch back to the Legacy members, with Granger pointing out to Jackson & Hart that company's coming. The countdown clock starts, almost as if being rushed into operation, as they brace themselves for the oncoming tide. The buzzer sounds, almost before the count finishes, with "Centuries Remix" by Fallout Boy feat. Juicy J beginning to play. Shawn Warstein steps quickly out of the back, flexing his arms back and forth still with plenty of confidence, joining the other members of Legacy.*

Rockwell: Legacy is here in force... but they're still outnumbered!

Hood: By some seriously exhausted competitors, though! Legacy is fresh!

*Warstein leads the charge forward, meeting the crowd of wrestlers and slugging PerZag. Hart and Jackson leap into Ka'Derrion & Lux, while Granger and LeClair start brawling it out! It's complete chaos in the aisle, with the crowd going absolutely berserk at what's going down!! Vargas attacks Jackson from behind, while Outcast jumps on Hart. Zybala goes after Warstein, renewing their recent feud, and Cartier has no problems joining in a double-team of Granger. The wrestlers are flying in every direction, as GCWA Security starts moving into their midst, forming barriers around where the crowd is sitting, trying to avoid any fan injuries.*

Rockwell: This is insane!

Hood: Someone's going to get seriously hurt out there! I'm glad it's not us!

Rockwell: The only person enjoying himself right now is Bifford!

*The Big Bifford is still sitting in the ring, taking a breather from some of the shots he's taken using his 'strategy'. He doesn't seem concerned with the war that's taking place nearby. We see members of Legacy being taken down by the numbers, trying to fight back in the confined space of the aisle. GCWA Security guards start grabbing at various wrestlers, trying to separate the chaos and get the wrestlers back towards the ring. It's quickly noticeable that they're grabbing only the non-Legacy wrestlers, shoving them back. Vargas, in particular, gets knocked into the barricade of the aisle, angrily swinging back at the guard and taking him down with a right hand! Vargas then gets swarmed by security, as he brawls back with them!*

Hood: Okay, that's a little excessive...

Rockwell: Damn it, GCWA Security's still on Deana's side! They're helping Legacy!

Hood: That's... probably not going to end well for them, if I'm being honest...

*Indeed, Vargas is quickly joined by PerZag, Outcast, and Cartier, who all attack security guards at different points, taking them down with some of their best moves! The brawl continues, with a few of the wrestlers having moved back to the ring. Ka'Derrion & Lux manage to bring Jackson down to the ring, going to put him in under the ropes. They start to go in as well, but Warstein is there, plowing into Lux from behind, smashing him into the apron!! Lux falls to the side, as Ka'Derrion turns, only to get nailed by a shot from Granger! She and Warstein shove Ka'Derrion into the ring and follow, where Jackson is already getting to his feet. Ka'Derrion gets up, trying to fight back, catching Warstein with a kick to the side. But Granger then surprises him with a Plante de Visage (Hurricanrana Driver)!!! Ka'Derrion, popping back up, is out on his feet, allowing Jackson to run forward and hit the Shark Frenzy (Sprinting One-Legged Dropkick To Jaw)!!! Ka'Derrion collapses back on the ropes, with Granger, Jackson, & Warstein rushing forward to pick him up and toss him out!!!*

Minos: MARCUS KA'DERRION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: Damn it!

Hood: Hell of a night for Marcus, right up to an hour or so in the ring...

Rockwell: And it still took three Legacy members to send him out!

*Granger, Jackson, & Warstein congratulate each other, with Jackson looking particularly pleased with Granger's moves. Suddenly, though, all three look up as Xavier Lux comes flying in with a springboard corkscrew splash into all three of them!!!! Wrestlers go flying everywhere, although miraculously none of them hit The Big Bifford, who's still sitting comfortably in the center of the ring. He looks on with interest as Lux quickly gets himself up. Noah, hopping to his feet, decides to charge forward, leaping at Lux... and Lux catches him in a fireman's carry, then turns, tossing Noah over the top rope with The Cure (DVD)!!! Jackson crashes hard to the outside, as Warstein looks out in shock, stunned that his son was gone that quickly!*

Minos: NOAH JACKSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: Just like that, a Legacy member is gone!!

Hood: Lux gets revenge for his tag-team partner! The guy's got zero fear... and probably zero brains as well, as he should have let someone else attack the numbers!

*Lux grabs at Granger, trying to pick her up as well, but she fights long enough for a furious Warstein to get there, nailing Lux with several right hands. He curses the man out, taking Lux over to the corner to strike away at him and let some fury be released. Granger goes over there as well, even as more wrestlers begin to return. Cartier rolls into the ring, getting to her feet to go after Granger. But right behind her is Jackson Hart, who springs over the top rope and flies in at her, catching her with On Tile (720 DDT)!!! Cartier rolls away, as Hart hops to his feet. PerZag's in there now, rushing at Hart, but he avoids the clothesline, instead doing a spring into the ropes and coming back to catch PerZag with the Hart Breaker (Handspring Cutter)!!!*

Rockwell: Jackson Hart is on a roll!!

Hood: He's looking to take out everyone to avenge Noah, just like Warstein!

Rockwell: But the numbers are still against them!

*LeClair and Zybala are back now, with Zybala opting to run past Hart and go after Warstein, who has Lux up on the turnbuckle, threatening to send him out. LeClair goes after Hart, with the two exchanging several twists and reversals, before Hart manages to jab LeClair in the eye!! LeClair, blinded, stumbles back, as Hart comes after her, locking her up... and taking LeClair over with the Royal Flush (Spin Out Powerbomb)!!! LeClair's knocked out, as Hart gets to his feet, raising both hands to the crowd and telling them to cheer for him. They do, cheering loudly, as Hart grins widely. He turns back, finding out what they're cheering about... as Outcast blasts him full in the side of the head with the lead pipe!!! Hart falls back onto the ropes, leaning there for a moment, as Outcast comes up behind him, lifting Hart up... and throwing him over the ropes to the outside!!!!*

Minos: JACKSON HART HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Hood: Oh my god!!

Rockwell: That pipe busted Hart wide open, I think!!! What a shot!!

Hood: Outcast has zero qualms about hurting people, that's for sure!!

*Granger and Warstein, having fought off Lux and Zybala, turn and go at Outcast, who greets them both with shots to the ribs with the pipe, doubling both of them over!! Granger falls through the ropes to the outside, as Warstein drops to a knee, gasping. Outcast, admiring the lead pipe for a second, raises it up again... and then he falls, getting nailed by a low blow from behind by a bloodied Jackson Hart!!! Hart yanks the pipe away from Outcast's numbed fingers, wiping some blood off on his arm and seeing it for the first time. He furiously starts bringing the pipe down on Outcast again and again, yelling about giving him what he deserves!!*

Rockwell: Jackson Hart has lost it!!

Hood: That shot to the head might have loosened a few bits, as Hart just wants to hurt the X-Division Champion!!

Rockwell: And he's definitely succeeding!!

*Hart smashes Outcast a couple more times, leaving Outcast laying on the mat, not moving. Finally, GCWA Security starts to get involved, coming into the ring to push Hart towards the exit, saying he's been eliminated. Hart doesn't seem to care, taking the lead pipe with him as he departs. Outcast, shuddering, finally moves, trying to lift himself painfully up on one arm. he's coughing up some blood, spitting it on the mat. The wrestler tries to stand, having trouble catching his breath. Unfortunately for him, Warstein is waiting for him, jumping up onto Outcast... and delivering a HURRICANRANA!!! Outcast goes flying onto the ropes, hanging there for a moment, as Warstein pops back up. He quickly gets under Outcast and shoves, sending Outcast the rest of the way to the floor below!*

Minos: OUTCAST HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: Outcast took a brutal beating there...

Hood: Probably best he was thrown out, now they can get the medics to check to see if his ribs are broken...

Rockwell: Lead pipes are dangerous, kids, don't try this at home!

*The medics move in to check on Outcast, seeing if they need to get a stretcher for him. Outcast doesn't seem to want it, fighting to get up despite the condition he's in. Back in the ring, Warstein is going after Zybala once again, with the two fighting it out off to the side. LeClair is up again, having moved over to Cartier to try and pick her up and eliminate her. PerZag is back up as well, grabbing at Lux, who takes him down with a double-foot jawbreaker variation!! PerZag falls into a corner, with Lux hopping up to continue his assault. Meanwhile, Chad Vargas is finally coming back to the ring, leaving a trail of unconscious security guards behind him. He slides into the ring, looking around, then noting that The Big Bifford is still sitting there. Vargas shakes his head, running up and kicking Bifford in the back! Vargas then spits on him, showing a complete lack of respect.*

Hood: I don't think Vargas thinks very highly of Bifford's strategy...

Rockwell: Ummm, you ever heard the expression "Let sleeping dogs lie", Vargas? Because Bifford doesn't look happy...

*As Vargas looks around, considering trying to dump someone else out, we see The Big Bifford wiping some spit from his arm and shoulder. He then starts to get up, turning to face Vargas, who suddenly realizes that a shadow is falling over him. He turns, seeing Bifford, but doesn't back down, telling the fat man that his time is about up. He swings... and Bifford catches his fist, glaring at him!! Vargas tries swinging with his other arm, but Bifford just shrugs off the glancing blow, then pulls Vargas into him, lifting him up into a bearhug, then dropping with a splash forward!!! Vargas is crushed underneath, as the crowd all winces at the same moment!!*

Rockwell: Oh, geez!

Hood: So much for Vargas' internal organs, hope they were nice while he had them...

Rockwell: How can anyone get up after being pressed under 400 lbs??

*Bifford slowly gets up, dusting himself off, as Vargas shudders on the mat, coughing heavily. Bifford looks down at him, his eyes showing his disgust for the coughing without wearing a mask. Bifford reaches down, picking Vargas up easily into his arms. He turns and starts walking towards the side, lifting Vargas over the ropes, with Vargas somehow able to grab the ropes, hanging on. Bifford, realizing this, immediately lets go, with Vargas falling to his feet. As Vargas tries to get up, Bifford locks him in position and lifts, taking him down... with the Biff End (Piledriver)!!! Vargas looks to be out cold now, as Bifford gets up once more. He picks Vargas sloppily off the ground and turns him to the ropes, heaving him over, with Vargas not stopping himself as he falls to the outside!!!*

Minos: CHAD VARGAS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: Vargas put in a great performance on his return, but Bifford makes sure he comes up short!

Hood: Does Vargas get credit for all the security guards he eliminated? Because that probably gets him an extra 10 wins or something...

*As officials check on Vargas, who is both pissed off and out of it, Bifford turns back to the other wrestlers left in the Rumble. He looks briefly at his spot in the center of the ring, tempted... but instead he walks over to where PerZag and Lux are fighting it out, attacking both men!! The two wrestlers are quickly crushed into the corner by Bifford's weight, as he slams into them twice, then a third time! He then reaches down... picking them both up!!! PerZag and Lux both desperately grab at the ropes, side by side, as Bifford tries to eliminate them both at once!! As this goes on, we see Warstein has Zybala hanging over the top rope, but Zybala having tangled his legs around the rope, keeping him from falling. Warstein is shaking the ropes up and down, trying to dislodge him and send another wrestler out.*

Rockwell: We're nearing the end of the road here! Eight wrestlers left!!

Hood: Anyone can win this, but I'm not sure we have the numbers left for them to get Bifford out...

Rockwell: Nope, he's got to be the favorite right now.

Hood: Maybe Deana can authorize a crane to come down here...

*Somehow PerZag and Lux both manage to come down on the apron, staying alive. They both scramble in opposite directions, avoiding the swipe of Bifford, and manage to slide back into the ring. Zybala, likewise, has too strong a grip, refusing to let Warstein get him out, at least for now. On the opposite side, LeClair has Cartier up, trying to dump her over the top. Cartier is struggling mightily, not wanting to end up on the floor. But LeClair won't give up, striking at Cartier's hand with her foot, allowing her to get Cartier over! Cartier ends up on the apron, hanging from the rope, before managing to pull herself up. LeClair rears back, striking at Cartier, working to break her grip. Cartier drops down to her knees, still hanging onto the rope, as LeClair leans over to try and kick her loose. Suddenly, though, Betsy Granger slides back into the ring, rushing up behind... and tossing LeClair over Cartier, sending LeClair to the floor!!!! The place boos like mad as Granger jumps around, celebrating her accomplishment.*

Minos: CHELSEA LECLAIR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: Damn!! I thought LeClair might surprise everyone here!

Hood: Granger tricked her good, that's for sure, but that's always the danger in Rumbles!

Rockwell: Granger may want to stop celebrating... Cartier didn't go out!

*As Granger turns towards where Warstein is still trying to get rid of Zybala, Cartier pulls herself back through the ropes, having survived. She grabs Granger by the hair, ignoring her scream as Cartier turns, throwing her bodily into the corner! Cartier then attacks with a spear, crashing into Granger's ribs! As Granger crumples in pain, Cartier climbs over her, pulling Granger up onto the turnbuckle with her and positioning her... coming off with Ca$h You Out Cold (Piledriver From Second Rope)!!!! Granger rolls like dead weight, ending up outside the ring, as Cartier gets back to her feet, earning some more cheers from the crowd after that one.*

Rockwell: Could Cartier, an unknown to the GCWA faithful, pull off the Rumble victory??

Hood: She's got just as good a chance as anyone in there not named Bifford...

Rockwell: I gotta say, she's really impressing me!

*Cartier takes in the cheers, but the response gets louder as she turns around to come face-to-face with The Big Bifford! Cartier takes a deep breath, but doesn't back down, ready to defend herself. Bifford seems to respect this, even as he grabs her by the head, delivering a headbutt!! Cartier falls to the side, as Bifford turns away... only for Xavier Lux to race into the back of his legs, landing a chop block that takes Bifford down! Lux gets up, holding his shoulder, but now Warstein is there, grabbing Lux from behind and giving him a release German suplex! Lux is down, as Warstein hops to his feet... and Zybala comes flying in with a springboard missile dropkick, knocking Warstein down! As Zybala hops up, though, PerZag is there, lifting Zybala up... and landing the Worthiest Move Of All (Powerbomb In Double Knee Backbreaker)!!! The crowd is stunned as PerZag gets up, flexing his sore arms... and then Cartier rams into him from behind, sending PerZag over the ropes!!!*

Hood: No!!! After so long!!

Rockwell: Wait, Hood, he's not done!

Hood: Oh my god, hang on, PerZag!!

*The camera zooms in on PerZag, who's currently hanging from the top rope with both arms. Cartier, looking back, realizes that he's not out yet, and runs over to try and dislodge his hands. However, PerZag is skinning the cat up at the same moment, reaching out his legs and getting them around Cartier's head!! He pulls, bringing Cartier up and out of the ring!!! Cartier can't stop her momentum, falling forward and ending up outside!!! PerZag then skins up once more, flipping himself back into the squared circle, where he collapses to the ground! Cartier's on her feet, shocked, trying to quickly get back in, but the referees quickly stop her, saying that it's over!*

Minos: CARTIER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: Man, Cartier almost stole this one!

Hood: I was starting to believe, no lie...

Rockwell: We're down to our final six!

*PerZag, his muscles shaking, struggles to get back up. He uses the ropes, pulling himself to his feet, slowly turning... to face The Big Bifford, who is limping towards him. PerZag sucks in some air, knowing that for everything he's put into this, he still has to find a way past a big mf'er. He steps up to Bifford, telling him to come on. Bifford doesn't need any encouragement, raising up a huge ham-sized fist to aim towards PerZag. But Lux is there, jumping on Bifford's back and hanging on! Bifford, surprised, tries to throw Lux off, but PerZag uses the opportunity to start throwing multiple jabs into Bifford's midsection! Bifford shoves PerZag away, sending him back into the ropes, then reaches up for the defenseless Lux. But Warstein comes in from the side, kicking at Bifford's right leg, and Zybala comes in from the left with the same attack, as they manage to topple the behemoth!*

Rockwell: The final wrestlers are all teaming up again on Bifford!

Hood: It might be too late, but you've got to at least try to get rid of him!

Rockwell: The road to victory leads through the Big Bifford!

*All four men strike away at Bifford, landing every shot that they can to try and keep him from rising back up. But Bifford still fights up anyways, knocking Zybala away with a huge left-handed swipe, then sending Warstein flying the same way! PerZag leaps up in desperation, grabbing one arm around Bifford's head, even as Lux continues to ride the wrestler's back. But Bifford starts to spin, with both Lux and PerZag trying to hold on for dear life! Bifford then shrugs his shoulders, sending Lux flying off of him, landing back-first on the mat!! PerZag, incredulous, tries to punch away at Bifford's head, but the big man steps forward, lifting PerZag up and putting him over the ropes and on the apron!! PerZag keeps his grip on Bifford's noggin, trying to drag him out with him, but Bifford lifts PerZag back up, launching him forward, and PerZag can't fight it!! He flies out of the ring, landing hard outside!!*

Minos: PERZAG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Hood: No, damn it, NO!!

Rockwell: After almost 70 minutes, it finally ends for PerZag!!

Hood: HE WAS SO CLOSE!!!!

Rockwell: What a feat! We'll have to look back at the records books, but that has a chance to be an all-time record for the Righteous Rumble!

*Bifford is staring outside the ring, seeing that PerZag is down, completely spent. Bifford nods, glad that it's over, before turning back and taking note that there are still several wrestlers in the ring. He shakes his head, thinking for a moment once again that he had won it. He steps over, trying to decide who to go after, Warstein or Zybala? The choice is made for him, though, as Xavier Lux has climbed up on the nearby corner!! Bifford, seeing the movement, turns, as Lux comes flying in with a Shooting Star Splash!!! He smashes into Bifford... and Bifford absorbs it, hanging onto the smaller wrestler and keeping him in the air!! Lux's feet scramble as he tries to get free, but Bifford's too strong, turning and whipping Lux right over the top rope!!! In desperation, Lux grabs the top rope with one hand, hanging there for a moment. He starts to pull himself up... and Bifford hops forward, smashing into him with his belly!! Lux goes flying, landing outside the ring, saving himself from a bad landing, but angrily hitting the barricade he landed against.*

Minos: XAVIER LUX HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: That takes care of both members of The Sins of the Fathers...

Hood: Damn it, I still can't believe PerZag is gone...

Rockwell: At this point, it'll take a miracle to stop Bifford!

*The crowd is starting to feel it, starting up a "BIFFORD SQUASH" chant as he walks over towards a recovering Warstein. The Legacy member pulls himself up, looking around, realizing that all of the 'expendable' wrestlers are gone from around him. Never one to back down, Warstein instead opts to charge, punching away at Bifford with all his strength! Bifford takes a step back, shakes his head, then refocuses on Warstein, grabbing him by the throat!! Warstein desperately fights against the grip, trying to pull away, even as a figure comes flying in from the right... but Bifford uses his other hand, catching Mike Zybala in mid-air as well!!! He holds up both wrestlers, choking them, but Warstein & Zybala kick forward at the same time, managing a double hit that allows them freedom! They then immediately grab Bifford by the head, getting a quick double DDT!!*

Rockwell: Warstein & Zybala are working together against The Big Bifford!!

Hood: The enemy of my enemy is... my friend?

Rockwell: Rumbles can always lead to unexpected partnerships...

*Warstein smirks at Zybala, then points down at Bifford, discussing a strategy. Zybala doesn't look too pleased, but he's willing to go along with it for now. The two men haul Bifford up, with the monster almost immediately shoving them both away! But both Warstein & Zybala use the shoves, running to the ropes and charging back, catching Bifford with synchronized leaping elbow shots!! Bifford rocks backwards, stunned, as Warstein and Zybala nod to each other. Warstein pulls Bifford up slightly, then starts striking away at him with the Past Present Future combination (Knee to face, straight elbow, spinning back elbow to jaw)!! Bifford wobbles, as Zybala goes off the ropes and comes back with Disrespect (360 backhand slap), followed by a Superkick!! Bifford shakes his head, as if to no-sell the shots once again... then topples forward, slamming into the mat as Warstein & Zybala make sure to get out of the way!*

Rockwell: The combinations are working!!

Hood: Hey, you've got to hit someone like Bifford with everything you've got if you want to take him out!

Rockwell: I'm surprised Warstein hasn't resorted to weaponry...

Hood: There's still time...

*Zybala makes sure to drop an elbow onto Bifford's back, with Warstein following up with one of his own. Bifford, though, still seems to be trying to get up, which has Warstein a little worried. He steps back, locking his leg into position... and comes in with the King's Crown (Kinshasa)!!! Bifford, having partially raised up, topples over, laying flat on his back. Warstein starts to drop on him, his instincts telling him to go for the pin, but then he remembers that won't work. He yells at Zybala to head up top and finish it, as he works to position the stunned Bifford closer to the corner. It's definitely not easy to move him. Zybala heads over to the turnbuckle, pulling himself quickly up onto it, setting himself for the M. Bison double leg stomp!! But Warstein suddenly rushes over, shoving at Zybala's leg, causing the wrestler to slip off the top and fall, landing outside the ring!!!*

Minos: MIKE ZYBALA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Rockwell: Whoa!!! Out of nowhere!!

Hood: HAH!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Rockwell: Warstein, the snake he is, saw an opportunity and took it...

Hood: HA HA HA HA...

Rockwell: Enough, Hood!

Hood: ... HA!

*Warstein is laughing as he points outside the ring, calling Zybala a life-long loser. Zybala has pulled himself back up, dusting himself off, looking disappointed at Warstein's decision. He nods to the officials, assuring them that he's not going to do anything... and then he pushes them aside, quickly jumping up on the apron and grabbing hold of Warstein's arm before he can move away!! Warstein, surprised, yanks away, trying to pull free, but Zybala's grip is tenacious! He almost yanks Warstein over the top rope, but Warstein rakes the eyes, causing Zybala to fall back down outside! Warstein shakes his head, telling Zybala that he shouldn't bother touching him, before turning around... and Bifford is there, immediately picking up Warstein into the air in a Gorilla Press!!!! Warstein's legs kick wildly, but there's nothing he can do to stop it, as Bifford launches him out of the ring, causing him to land right past Zybala!!!*

Minos: SHAWN WARSTEIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Hood: Damn it, Zybala screwed him!!

Rockwell: No, Warstein screwed Zybala, Zybala was just getting some payback...

Hood: Warstein legally got rid of him, Adrian, Zybala was just a sore loser!

*On the outside, Warstein has furiously attacked Zybala, beating on him, blaming him for everything. Bifford has his arms stretched to the sky, celebrating, as the fans start up a new "Bifford" chant. He looks to the back, expecting his music to start playing any second now...*

"NOW HERE WE GO FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME!"

*The crowd immediately reacts, booing heavily, as "Bleed It Out" by Linkin Park plays, signaling the arrival of "The People's G.O.A.T." and the GCWA World Heavyweight Champion, James Raven!! He appears in the entryway, his title wrapped around his waist, smirking before starting on his way to the ring.*

Rockwell: What the hell is Raven doing here??

Hood: Oh, cool, he IS in the Rumble!!

Rockwell: No, I mean, there was no countdown, so I don't think so... but I don't know for sure...

Hood: Maybe he just wants to meet the winner face-to-face?

*Bifford takes up a spot along the ropes, watching as Raven approaches. The World Champion laughs, before tapping the championship on his waist, saying that this is as close as Bifford's ever going to get to it. Bifford, annoyed, says that he's going to be a 2, no, 3-time GCWA World Champion soon enough. Raven gets up on the apron, coming face-to-face with the challenger, talking trash. Bifford looks ready to fight... but he's not ready for the two chair blasts that come into his back, as a patched-up Jackson Hart and Noah Jackson both have come out of the crowd, letting him have it!!!*

Rockwell: It's a Legacy Ambush!!

Hood: I always love these! Are they trying to take out Bifford so he can't face the champ?

*Warstein, on the outside, has bodily thrown Mike Zybala into a set of stairs, breaking up their brawl. Warstein then slides back into the ring, going to join his colleagues as they hammer away on Bifford, with Raven grabbing hold of him from the outside to try and pull him out. The chair shots keep landing, weakening Bifford, with Warstein reaching down to grab a leg. Hart & Noah follow suit.*

Hood: Why are they trying to toss Bifford? Is it, like, a symbolic gesture or something?

Rockwell: Oh.... OH!!! OH DAMN!!

Hood: What, Adrian, what??

Rockwell: There's one more, Hood!! We missed her, but there's ONE MORE!!

*As the rest of Legacy works to get Bifford up, the camera pans to see a lady coming up from behind the ring, sliding under the ropes. Betsy "Il Viadante" Granger gets to her feet, walking quickly over now that she sees what's going on. She rubs her hurting head, then smiles at Raven before helping on Warstein's side, with the five wrestlers all working from different angles to get the injured Big Bifford up!! Bifford struggles one last time, but Raven nails him with the World Title to the head from the apron, stunning him. Raven then grabs the arms again, and they all strain, getting Bifford over the top and sending him rolling all the way down the ropes, off the apron, to the floor!!! The bell immediately rings, as Granger begins to jump around joyfully!*

Minos: THE BIG BIFFORD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!! HERE IS YOUR 2020 RIGHTEOUS RUMBLE WINNER.... BETSY GRANGER!!!

*Raven climbs into the ring, with Granger quickly giving him a hug. Noah and Jax both go to congratulate her, telling her they knew she could do it. Warstein still looks pissed off, probably because he thought he should be there, but he's still glad someone connected to Legacy won.*

Rockwell: What a complete robbery!! It took three eliminated wrestlers as well as one not even in the match to steal this one!! I can't believe this ending!!

Hood: Believe it, Adrian!! We've just set up the steamiest main event in wrestling history!! Granger vs. Raven!!

Rockwell: I just don't know what to say right now, other than... bring on the main event...

*Legacy continues to celebrate, despite the trash being thrown their direction. The Big Bifford is struggling to get up outside. We also see Mike Zybala on the other side, leaning on some steel steps, deep in thought... or just badly hurting, it's hard to tell. We cut away.*



*We switch to backstage, joining The Accelerator and Deana Barrows as they're watching the event. Deana looks very pleased. The Accelerator simply looks disappointed.*

The Accelerator: You know, the contract for this match probably specified the number of competitors...

Deana Barrows: Why yes, it did, father. It said "a minimum of 30 wrestlers".

The Accelerator: Ahhh. Technicalities. The bane of any wrestling promoter.

Deana Barrows: You have to be careful with any contract you sign. You taught me that, after all.

The Accelerator: Yes, just like the contract stipulation that your brothers tried to hide to deny Mack O'Connor his rematch.

*This lowers Deana's smile a bit, but she's able to shake it off soon enough.*

Deana Barrows: Yes, well, once the match is concluded tonight, we won't have to worry about that contract issue again, will we?

The Accelerator: No, daughter. I suppose, either way, we won't have to. I look forward to watching this contest very closely. Hopefully, we have no more loopholes....

Deana Barrows: You never know, Ace. You never know.

*The two co-owners leave the room, with Deana pushing her father out. They head apparently for the arena area, as we go back to ringside.*

Hood: What a crazy night, huh?

Rockwell: It certainly has been. And now, we need to see who walks out of here with the World Heavyweight Championship! Let's go to the ring!



GCWA World Heavyweight Title match
James Raven(c) (13-1-1) vs. Mack O'Connor (6-1-1)

Rockwell: Alright folks, it's all come down to this.

Hood: Wait...you're telling me there's more? After THAT Rumble?

Rockwell: Of course, the GCWA Title has to be decided.

Hood: What are you talking about? James Raven is the GCWA Champion. He's facing Betsy Granger...just ask all the people who competed in the damn match.

Rockwell: You're forgetting one very big, menacing hurdle...Mack O'Connor.

Hood: You mean he's SERIOUSLY going to show up and compete?

Rockwell: Uh, yes.

Hood: What a moron. Dude is going to wish he'd stayed in prison.

Rockwell: Don't listen to my colleague, folks. Listen to this crowd.

*The fans are buzzing. They are stirring. They can't remain still. THE GCWA CHAMPIONSHIP is about to be on the line. The ring has been cleared. All the remnants of mayhem and malice have been removed. It's a sign. The page is turning. It's time for the evening's final chapter. The sixth sense belonging to each and every fan kicks in...they begin to chant "Mack. Mack. Mack. Mack! Mack! Mack! MACK! MACK! MACK!" The chants growing louder and louder*

Rockwell: You see? These fans are ready for what should go down as one of the greatest main events in GCWA history.

Hood: I remember the days when the fans hated Mack. Remember those days? Those were some fine days.

Rockwell: Those days are gone. Tonight, Mack O'Connor returns to reclaim what he lost...he returns to reveal vulnerability within Legacy.

*We cut backstage where Ace and his daughter, Deanna are standing, near the curtain, watching. Ace has trouble suppressing a smile, hearing the Mack chants. Deanna's face recoils in disgust. The extreme lack of taste wrestling fans continually exhibit never fails to repulse her. We cut back to ringside. The fans are still chanting Mack. Minos is standing in the center of the ring*

Minos: Ladies and Gentlemen...it is now time for our Main Event of the evening!

*The crowd goes wild. Minos gives them a moment to calm down*

Minos: This match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the GCWA Championship!!

*The crowd erupts!! "GCWA!" chants fill the arena. Again, Minos pauses, allowing the volume to dial back a bit*

Minos: Introducing first...

*He pauses. The fans chant "MACK! MACK! MACK!" A dramatic pause ensues, allowing the chants to grow louder and louder. Until. Finally. "Vagabond" by Greenskeepers hits! The fans clap their hands and stomp their feet along with the opening beat. Fans at ringside slap their hands against the barricade. The arena almost seems to be shaking.*

Rockwell: These fans are ready to explode!

Hood: Literally. I hope.

*The song picks up steam and Mack O'Connor bursts through the curtain! The crowd goes wild!! Our view switches from camera to camera, trying to find one that isn't experiencing tremors...no such luck. So, we just deal. Mack marches to the ring. He's got his usual, no fucks given strut. The fans adore him. They reach out, trying to touch him - dude doesn't care. He heads directly for the ring. He marches up the steps and enters in through the ropes*

Minos: From Brooklyn, New York...standing 6'3 and weighing in at 220lbs...he is a former GCWA Champion...welcome back, Mack O'Connor!!!

*HUGE ovation! Minos steps into a corner. Mack marches around the ring. The fans continue chanting his name. The music dies down. He pauses...he looks around at the crowd. "MACK! MACK! MACK!" He steps through the ropes and hops off the apron onto the floor. He looks under the apron. The fans give a comical 'boo'*

Rockwell: What's he doing?

Hood: Looking for a hiding place.

*He marches around the corner and looks under the next ring apron. He comes up with nothing. More comical boos from the fans. He heads toward the third ring apron, lifting it up and finding nothing. More comical boos. He turns the corner and stands in front of the final ring apron. The fans hesitate...they await...anticipation builds. Mack throws the ring apron up, reaches underneath and throws his arm in the air, revealing a fresh bottle of Jameson!!! The fans go wild!!! Mack rips the cap off and takes a long pull, smiling with satisfaction. He heads over toward his corner*

Rockwell: Chekhov had his Gun. Mack has his Bottle of Whiskey.

Hood: Are you attempting to foreshadow.

Rockwell: Maybe.

*Still outside the ring, Mack finds a comfy corner where two portions of barricade meet at a 90 degree angle. He leans back and enjoys his whiskey, awaiting the arrival of his opponent. We cut backstage where Ace seems very proud over what's just taken place. Deanna, standing, gives a sideways glance at her father, who is seated. She cracks a smile. We cut back to Minos in the ring*

Minos: And, his opponent...

*The lights in the building go out, the fans buzzing in their seats as they munch on overpriced concessions and await what's coming next. After a few long moments of near silence, recognizable guitar riffs begin to blare over the sound system and drag the fans up to their feet.*

*A light fog creeps out from behind the curtain, silver and blue spotlights swirling together at the top of the stage.*

"NOW HERE WE GO FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME!"

*Loud Pyro goes off! Explosions! All the pomp you'd expect for a top tier champion. Spared no expense! The GCWA Champion, James Raven emerges amidst all the glitz and glamour. Once all the noise has dimmed...the BOOS from the crowd can be heard. Raven stands atop the ramp, taking it all in.*

Rockwell: A negative reception for the champion.

Hood: He's still the People's GOAT. They can act like it ain't true, but it is. They know it.

*Raven marches down the ramp. He stops and spots a kid wearing a "Mack O'Connor" shirt. He pauses and leans in for a photo. The father tries to land a right hook across Raven's chin, but the People's GOAT is too quick. He pie faces the angry dad and tells the kid to up his taste in apparel. More boos from the crowd. He reaches the ring and slowly walks up the steps. One step after another in excruciatingly slow fashion. More and more boos. He reaches the apron and pauses near the ropes...he starts to put his leg through the ropes but pulls it back. "BOOOOO"*

Rockwell: C'mon, get in the ring.

Hood: The champ enters only when the champ is ready. You can't rush greatness.

*We cut back to Deanna who seems very proud over the thousands of dollars spent on this intro. Ace, meanwhile, sits back in his chair, arms folded. He's annoyed like the thousands of others in the arena. If only he were younger*

Rockwell: A younger Accelerator would teach Raven a thing or two about how to act as a champion.

Hood: Whatever. Ace is lucky he has age to hide behind, otherwise Raven would expose him for the roided up, overrated fraud that he is.

*In a fluid, violent burst, Raven leaps over the top rope from the apron into the ring. He makes his way to each of the four ring posts, standing on the middle rope to pose for the fans they boo louder and louder with each subsequent post. After the fourth and final post, he turns his focus down and spots Mack O'Connor, sipping away on his Jameson, keeping a steady gaze up at the champion.*

Minos: From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...standing 6'3 and weighing in at 225lbs...he is a former GCWA Tag Team Champion and he is the reigning, defending GCWA Champion...he is The People's GOAT...he is...JAMES RAVEN!!

*Raven arrogantly points at himself as his accolades are recited while staring down at Mack. Mack responds with an extra long swig of whiskey. Raven hops off the corner and saunters toward the ref*

Rockwell: And after all of that, I think we're finally ready.

*Mack slams his whiskey bottle down behind the ring post in his corner before rolling into the ring and popping to his feet. He meets Raven in the center. The ref stands between them. Raven slowly removes the GCWA Title, talking shit to Mack. He holds the belt up, showing it off to Mack, "Take a good look. Last one you're gonna get." Mack remains stoic. Raven hands the belt over to the ref who holds it high in the air. The crowd goes wild, chanting "GCWA!" The ref hands the belt through the ropes to Minos who takes it with him for safekeeping. The bell sounds and the crowd goes wild*

Rockwell: And here we go!

Hood: It's been a long night. Let's end this one quick.

Rockwell: Mack O'Connor is one of the best brawlers in pro wrestling history. One punch could end it.

Hood: Whatever. Raven's got the jaw of the Terminator. Mack will break his knuckles if he even tries it.

*Raven looks Mack up and down. He laughs, "Should've stayed in jail, old man." Mack replies, "Fuck you." Raven chuckles, finding this entire situation humorous. He extends his hand, "I was raised to treat my elders with respect." The fans boo. They yell, "Don't do it, Mack!"*

Rockwell: I don't know what Raven's got planned after that handshake but I don't think Mack's going to like it.

Hood: Unless Mack is suffering from dementia, he should know not to shake that hand.

Rockwell: One would think.

*Mack looks down at Raven's head...it hangs, lingers in the thick, anxious air. He reaches out and slaps it away! The crowd cheers! Raven uses the momentum to spin around and throw a heel kick! Mack catches it!! Raven hops on one leg, looking at Mack...for the first time since his arrival, he's lost control. Mack tells Raven to, "Get fucked." and shoves him back. Raven stumbles into his corner to a HUGE ovation from the crowd. "MACK! MACK! MACK!" Raven straightens up and recoils his equanimity. He ushers the ref over*

Rockwell: What's this?

Hood: I think Mack may have used some sort of illegal move there.

Rockwell: Whatever. That was perfectly legal.

Hood: I don't know, Rock. Mack is an ex-con. You can't trust those people.

*We zoom in to eavesdrop on Raven's conversation with the ref. "Watch for the closed fists." The ref is surprised, "Really?" Raven gets stern, "Yes, really. Watch for them. Look, I'm James Raven, the People's GOAT...The GCWA Champion, Founding Father of Legacy, Deanna Barrows' chosen champion..." After listening to the string of accolades, the ref chimes in, "Weren't you #22 on the top 100..." Raven cuts him off, grabbing the ref by the shirt and shoving him back, "Just watch for the closed fists!" The ref's pulse quickens. A brush with demolition. Raven emerges from the corner and stalks Mack. O'Connor stands in the center of the ring, waiting for Raven to attack.*

Rockwell: Watch for the closed fists? Is he serious?

Hood: As a heart attack...which is something Mack should start thinking about, seeing as he's in his later years.

Rockwell: Please, enough with the old jokes. Closed fists happen in every match. He can't be serious.

Hood: I think they are technically illegal.

Rockwell: Well if that somehow becomes the case tonight...that's going to eliminate a huge portion of Mack's offense.

Hood: His fault for failing to evolve.

*Raven takes a step forward. Mack flinches. Raven leaps up with a high knee. Mack blocks it! Mack throws Raven's knee down...Raven's foot hits the mat, awkwardly. Mack balls up a fist and reaches back...the ref steps in, warning him. Mack looks at him like, "Are you fucking serious?" Raven bursts forward with rights and lefts into Mack's head! The fans boo!! Mack stumbles into a corner. Raven hits him repeatedly...right, left, right left. Mack's head bounces around like a bobblehead. The ref is besides himself. He tries to talk to Raven...but Raven rolls his eyes and shoves the ref away. After beating Mack senseless, Raven lifts a knee right into Mack's sternum, forcing the wind from his lungs. The fans are booing. Raven slaps Mack on the back, "Let's see if those legs still work." He whips Mack across the ring...Mack sprints and SLAMS into the opposite corner. He staggers backward. Raven throws a high kick into the back of Mack's head! Mack leans forward, slamming his face into the top buckle. Again, he staggers back...Raven leaps into the air and slams Mack into the mat with a reverse Fameasser. He pops to his feet and places a foot on Mack's chest. The ref slides in. The fans are heavily booing. 1! 2! 3...NO!*

Rockwell: Mack with a foot on the bottom rope. My gosh. He NEARLY lost.

Hood: Dude is so overmatched. I mean did you just see that shit? Raven just made up some shit on the fly and nearly defeated a 'legend'.

Rockwell: Raven's great, I've never denied the talent. I just think you're selling Mack short.

Hood: Only real concern Mack has tonight...because, let's face it, we all know he's gonna lose...is the proper authorities seeing him wrestle and taking away his disability payments...assuming inmates receive those. Do they, Rockwell?.

*Standing over Mack, Raven yells, "TRASH!" The fans continue to boo. "FUCK YOU, RAVEN!" He turns his back to Mack and marches across the ring, "Lissie would have put up a better fight than this!" He leans over the top rope, eyeing the crowd. We cut to the middle rope across the ring...Mack's hand shoots into the air, gripping the rope. Raven eyes the front row. He spots a young woman with her boyfriend, husband, whatever. He throws a wink her way while flexing his bicep. She blushes and giggles. The guy with her grows irate. "What the?!" He doesn't know who to yell at...Raven or the girl. Behind Raven, we see Mack rise to his feet. The crowd pops. Raven isn't stupid...he knows something is up.*

Rockwell: Mack has risen!

Hood: Stop talking about the man like he's some deity. He probably just needs another drink.

Rockwell: I think it was Raven referencing the person who dethroned his title reign months back that fired him up.

*Raven eyes the giant GCWA screen through his peripheral. It shows Mack heading toward him. He pauses. He waits. Mack lunges at Raven. Raven ducks! Mack hits the top rope with his chest. Raven turns him around and whips him across the ring, but Mack reverses. Raven shoots across the ring, he bounces off the ropes. Mack ducks. Raven leaps over Mack with ease. He hits the ropes again. Mack spins around, looking for a lariat. Raven ducks. He hits the ropes a third time. Mack grows frustrated. He turns around once more. Raven leaps into the air...but Mack catches him. Mack hoists Raven onto his shoulder. Raven slips off! Raven takes a step back. Mack turns around. Raven throws a SUPERKICK! Back dodges it...Raven is off balance. He turns around and is DECKED with a Right Hand!! The crowd goes wild!! Raven stumbles into the ropes...he falls through them, hits the apron, and crashes on the outside. "MACK! MACK!" the crowd is going wild. Mack marches for the ropes...he looks down at Raven, laying on the ground, right at the edge of the ramp. He eyes the ref. The ref isn't about to do anything, not after Raven used his fists. So, Mack steps through the ropes and hops onto the floor*

Rockwell: A right hand straight from Brooklyn!

Hood: Damnit. The one thing Raven couldn't do was get caught by a punch. Oh well, that punch would've knocked anybody out...except Raven. I'm sure he's fine.

Rockwell: It knocked him clear out of the ring, Hood. He could be out.

Hood: No way. He's probably finding a way to get closer to that woman. You saw how she was eyeing him.

Rockwell: Right.

*Raven rolls onto his side. He looks like a dude suffering from a massive hangover. He looks up. Mack stands over him. Raven tries to move but Mack is too quick, bringing a right fist straight down into Raven's face! The People's GOAT goes limp. Mack looks up and sees the giant screen atop the ramp. The ref is behind him. An idea hits. Mack heads for the ring and looks under the apron. He removes...A CHAIR! The crowd goes wild. Mack faces Raven...he holds the chair high. The ref yells 'NO!' Mack looks over his shoulder and brings the chair down. The ref is relieved. Mack eyes the GCWA screen and throws the chair over his head...he flies through the air and hits the ref in the face, knocking him down! The crowd screams with delight. Mack kicks Raven onto his back and bends over, grabbing a handful of that thick, amazing hair. We cut backstage. Deanna looks worried. Ace contains his emotions. Back at ringside, Mack drags Raven toward the nearest ring post*

Rockwell: Accidents happen. This time, the ref was accidentally hit with a chair.

Hood: Bullshit! Mack measured that up using the GCWA screen. This fuckery will not stand!

Rockwell: Hey, there's no actual proof he did that on purpose.

Hood: He should be dq'd right now! I just hope he doesn't show extreme hair envy and rip out Raven's amazing locks.

Rockwell: He'll probably choose to focus more on punching Raven in the face.

Hood: Heavens to Betsy!

*Mack hoists Raven to his feet and gives the GCWA Champion and explosive shove into the post. Raven's shoulders take the brunt of the blow...resulting in a muffled PING. His arms hang...his shoulders lean forward. Mack raises both fists. He goes into boxing mode. He drills Raven in the ribs with several lefts and rights, as if he's working a bag. Raven's body trembles, violently upon absorbing each blow. Mack finishes his flurry with a harrowing uppercut which sends the back of Raven's head SMACKING into the metal ring post. The People's GOAT falls forward, into Mack's arms. Mack isn't looking for a hug, so he manipulates Raven's weight and tosses him to the side, sending the GCWA Champion's body crashing into a ringside barricade. Raven's body slumps to the ground, face down, ass up. Mack works his hands open and shut, his knuckles feeling the sting of Raven's flesh and bones*

Rockwell: The former GCWA Champion is beating the arrogance out of the current GCWA Champion!

Hood: Raven has done more for this company in one month than Mack did in six. This is a travesty. Raven is wrestling royalty!

Rockwell: This is competition, Hood.

*Wise enough to not fall into trap of overconfidence, Mack moves ahead. He pulls Raven back to his feet and shoves him against the barricade. The GCWA Champion nearly topples over and into the crowd - but Mack holds onto his arm, keeping him ringside. A female at ringside yells, "NOT THE FACE!" A few more concur. Mack replies, "Well, I wasn't gonna, but..." he then hauls off with a right hand square into Raven's moneymaker. The women scream in horror. The men silently relish what they are watching. Raven drops to his knees in front of Mack. Mack yanks on Raven's hair and looks down into the glazed eyes of the champion. Raven's nose appears to be busted, blood leaking from both nostrils. Mack leans his head back and dives forward, cracking skulls with Raven. He releases his grip of Raven's hair...the champion collapses to his side. O'Connor staggers back, holding his forehead, dizzy and obviously affected by the headbutt.*

Rockwell: I don't know why anybody would perform a head butt with what we now know about CTE.

Hood: I think we need to have Mack thrown back in jail for trying to give Raven CTE.

Rockwell: He could have very easily given himself CTE with that headbutt, Hood.

Hood: So? He's a fuckin jailbird. He doesn't need any brains.

*Leaning against the apron, Mack looks over his shoulder. He sees the ref beginning to stir. Mack's hand is pressed against his forehead, palm first, trying to rub the stinging pain away. He fights through it and refocuses. He grabs Raven and drags him near the ring...yanking the champ to his feet, Mack tosses him under the bottom rope, inside the ring. Mack heads toward his corner, which is nearby...he grabs his bottle of Jameson and takes a huge swig. Wiping the excess liquid from his lips, he hustles into the ring, crawling under the bottom rope*

Hood: Look at how he moves, Rockwell. Like a fuckin convict.

*Realizing the ref will return to full blown awareness very soon, Mack downs some more whiskey, erasing whatever pain he may be feeling. He yanks Raven up and rears back with the bottle, looking for a shattering, knockout blow. He swings with all his might...but Raven ducks!!! Mack spins around. Raven kicks Mack in the back of his right knee...Mack stumbles forward, hitting the ropes and dropping the bottle to the outside. Raven can't capitalize. He's too fucked up. He drops to a knee. O'Connor recovers, spinning around...his eyes are full of fury. He charges at Raven...Raven drops to his ass and throws a kick at Mack's right knee cap! Mack stumbles forward, dropping to one knee. Raven crawls away, toward the ropes. Mack spots the chair he threw into the ring...he reaches for it. He picks it up and stands...he turns around...Raven hops onto the top rope and leaps off with the RAVENSAULT!! He connects!!! Mack tosses the chair over his head, outside the ring. Raven lands on top of him for the cover! The ref crawls over and makes the count...1! 2! KICK OUT!!!*

Rockwell: Wow! Like Lazarus, Raven rises from the dead to nearly steal this one from Mack!

Hood: What a man! What a champion!

Rockwell: For now.

Hood: Why you gotta try and curse him like that, Rockwell? Did he fuck your mom or something?

*Raven rolls away, toward the ropes and onto the apron. Mack sits up, shaking it off. The fans begin cheering for the former champion, "MACK! MACK!" It wakes him up. He reaches his feet. Turning around to face Raven, he finds the champion on his feet, atop the apron. Raven leaps up, onto the top rope. He springboards off, leaping at Mack. Mack ducks...Raven goes over Mack and hooks his waist, pulling him over with a sunset flip into a pin. Mack manages to kick out before a count can take place. Raven rolls backward, over his head. Mack pops to his feet and marches toward the champion. Raven, on one knee, throws a thrust shot upward, right into Mack's throat!! Mack begins coughing violently...stumbling toward the ropes. Raven pops back to his feet, shaking his head, sucking down some air...the GCWA Champion is rallying, he's regaining his strength. The fans continue to cheer and urge Mack on*

Rockwell: After that beating Raven took...I can't believe he's fighting back like this.

Hood: He's a gift to the sport of wrestling, Rock. Sit back and enjoy an artist at work.

Rockwell: Okay, calm down.

Hood: I can't. Not when James Raven is in the ring.

*Leaning against the ropes, Mack coughs, trying to repair the damage done to his windpipe. Raven's right arm slides in, hooking Mack's throat! Mack tries to fight free, but it's too late...Raven locks in a sleeper with a considerable amount of pressure applied near the throat area. Mack staggers around, dragging Raven with him. His walking slows. His face reddens. He's growing weary. He's about to drop...but, rather than lose control, he kicks his feet out and lands on his ass, ramming the top of his head into Raven's jaw!! Raven releases the hold and stumbles into a nearby corner, stunned. Mack returns to his feet, rubbing his throat and coughing. He wraps both hands together, brings them over his head and charges forward, slugging Raven atop the head with a double axe handle. Raven's arms, draped across the top rope, keep him from falling to his ass. Mack hooks Raven's arm and head, tossing him out of the corner with some kind of weird looking mix between a hip toss and a suplex. It's ugly, but effective (kinda like masturbating). Raven hits hard, arching his back in pain. Mack pauses, rubbing his irritated throat*

Rockwell: Despite all his years and success in the ring, Mack is still quite unpolished when it comes to the technical intricacies of pro wrestling.

Hood: Another reason why this man shouldn't be anywhere near the GCWA Title. Mack needs to be in Fight Club, not GCWA.

Rockwell: That's what makes GCWA so great, Hood. Competitors with all sorts of backgrounds.

Hood: Not to mention Mack's health is deteriorating. You hear that smoker's cough? Dude is liable to suffocate in there.

Rockwell: That's from Raven's assault on his throat!

*Raven knows he needs to get up. He fights through the temporary back pain and rises. Mack is waiting. Mack sneaks in, snaring Raven's head. The GCWA Champion's eyes widen...he knows what this leads to. Mack is looking for HOLLOW POINT. Raven throws a sharp elbow into Mack's kidney. Mack's grip weakens enough for Raven to adjust, hooking Mack's head and dropping him with a neckbreaker!! They land hard, Mack writhes about on the mat, holding his neck. Raven remains on his back, staring at the lights, doing his best to recuperate while he's got the time to do so*

Rockwell: Tremendous neckbreaker from James Raven...that portion of Mack's body has become a focal point for the GCWA Champion.

Hood: All a means to an end, Rock. James Raven, even while getting beat, is still winning. This man is playing chess while Mack is playing beer pong.

*Mack finally stops writhing and sits up, holding the back of his neck, wincing. He's cursing. Raven sits up, hurrying to beat Mack to his feet. He does. He waits for Mack to get up...Mack stands, back to Raven. Raven unleashes a knife edged chop to the back of Mack's neck. Mack yells, "FUCK!" Raven leaps high into the air with a beautiful drop kick to the back of Mack's neck! Mack stumbles forward, falling through the ropes and onto the apron. Raven pops back to his feet. Mack uses the ropes to pull to a standing position, holding his neck the entire way. Raven charges at Mack...but Mack drops to the floor from the apron. Raven grabs onto the ropes to kill his momentum, staring down at Mack, yelling at him to get back into the ring...but Mack takes a walk, rotating and rubbing his neck. Fans at ringside yell, "Shake it off, Mack!" "you got this, Mack!"*

Rockwell: Mack's neck is really bothering him.

Hood: Raven setting him up for one of his two finishing maneuvers, Rock. This thing is almost over.

Rockwell: I will say, the longer this goes the worse it looks for Mack O'Connor.

Hood: I just got word that they are getting his cell ready.

*Raven watches Mack from where he's most comfortable, inside the ropes. He yells out, "C'mon! Get back in here!" Mack ignores him. Raven holds out his arms in an inviting gesutre, daring Mack to get back in. We notice Raven's nose still bleeding and some welts forming around his head and body from the beating he took earlier. Mack bends over and finds his bottle of Jameson...there isn't much left, but enough for one final swig. He finishes the bottle off and throws it into the crowd for a lucky fan. The fans are booing Raven, taking his invitation as full blown arrogance. Mack stares at Raven from outside the ring. The ref starts to count, but Raven tells him to stop the count, wanting Mack to get back in the ring so he can beat him clean, without any excuses*

Rockwell: Mack prefers outside the ring. Raven prefers inside the ring. A brawler versus a blue blood technician.

Hood: Like how Mack just slung that bottle into the crowd? I think I saw it hit a kid in the head.

Rockwell: It did not!

Hood: Why are these fans booing Raven, anyway? Mack's the guy cheating.

*It's an old fashioned standoff. Without any threat of a count, Mack is comfortable just hanging outside the ring. Raven quickly realizes this. It becomes clear Mack is too fuckin stubborn to blink first. Must be some kind of prison thing. So, Raven charges at the ropes. Mack braces for impact. But Raven stops, uses the top rope for momentum and slides under the bottom rope, belting Mack in the head with both feet!! Mack stumbles into the barricade. Raven, seated on the apron, hops off and lunges forward with a knee into Mack's sternum before slinging the former champion into the ring. Mack rolls toward the center. Raven hustles forward, sliding in. He pops to his feet. He ushers the ref out of his way. The ref is blocked from viewing Mack. Mack utilizes this advantage by delivering a swift low blow to Raven!! The crowd goes wild!! Raven doubles over. Mack rises to his feet and slugs Raven across the jaw, sending the champion into the ropes. The ref appears curious...but Mack gives him one of those "I'm from prison, bitch, don't fuck with me" looks, and the ref backs away.*

Rockwell: Mack O'Connor utilizing his ring awareness to perfection.

Hood: Boy, that's a dressed up version of the word 'cheating' I've never heard before.

Rockwell: The man has been through a lot, Hood. He's trying to reclaim his throne. This is war.

Hood: Your morals go right out the window when it comes to anybody opposing Legacy, don't they?

*Mack snares Raven by the side of the head, looking for HOLLOW POINT. Raven shoves him off. Mack boots Raven in the gut, grabs him by the arm and whips him across the ring. Raven hits the ropes, he bounces off. Mack throws a haymaker of a lariat. Raven ducks and hooks Mack's arm...he spins around Mack's back before landing in front of Mack, spinning around, grabbing Mack's head and dropping him with FLIGHT OF THE RAVEN!!! The crowd gasps! Mack is face down, unmoving. Raven rolls away from Mack, out of instinct. He holds his jaw. His eyes blink rapidly. His brain is scrambled from all the punches, especially that last one. We cut backstage to find Deanna implying Raven, "Pin him. Pin him!" Ace, meanwhile, is leaning forward in his wheelchair...edge of his seat. Raven looks over his shoulder at Mack. He crawls over and begins the process of rolling Mack onto his back. It's tough...two hundred plus pounds of dead weight. He finally manages and makes the cover. The ref slides in. 1! 2! 3...NO! SHOULDER UP! The crowd goes wild!*

Rockwell: Mack kicked out!

Hood: Yea, sure. All it took was like thirty illegal punches and a low blow to slow Raven down just enough to miss getting that pin in time.

Rockwell: He's doing what he has to do, Hood. What' she supposed to do, match in ring skill with Raven? He'd get crushed.

Hood: THEN WHY THE FUCK IS HE IN THE MAIN EVENT OF A WRESTLING PROMOTION?

*Raven slaps at the mat, frustrated. He swings his leg over and pops to his feet, quickly. Mack remains on his back. Raven bends over to grab Mack by the head...but Mack reaches up and rakes Raven across the eyes!! The fans go wild! Raven stumbles back, holding his face. Again, the ref appears to have been out of position. He asks Mack and Mack makes up some excuse about forgetting to brush his teeth. He rises and staggers like a drunk man. Flight of the Raven still impacting his equilibrium. He grabs enough focus to move forward. He drills Raven in the side of the head with a double axe handle. Raven nearly falls through the ropes, but Mack holds onto his arm...keeping him in the ring. He pulls Raven in close. He hooks Raven...both of his arms. The crowd leaps to their feet...*

Rockwell: Claymore! He's going to hit Claymore!

Hood: NO!

*Ace appears ready to jump out of his chair (if he can). Deanna is shaking. Mack lifts Raven up for his devastating finisher. Raven throws a quick, short knee under Mack's chin, rattling the challenger!! Mack loses his grip and staggers. Raven leaps up and in one fluid, seamless motion locks Mack in The Ravenlock (Triangle Choke)!!! The crowd yells. Mack bends over, on his feet, trying to fight out of the suffocating lock. But, it's deep. The crowd yells for Mack...but he's too far from the ropes. His arms slow. His body starts to give out. Raven hooks the back of Mack's head with both hands, applying as much pressure as humanly possible. The ref checks on Mack*

Rockwell: Ravenlock! With Mack's neck in the shape that it is...I can't see him lasting much longer.

Hood: Good night, jailbird. Back to the cell with you!

*Mack drops to one knee. He drops to both. He appears limp, his full weight pressed forward against Raven. The ref yells, "Mack? MACK?" He gets no response. Raven yells, "RING THE BELL!" The ref, however, is going by protocol. He grabs Mack's arm. Raven rolls his eyes. He lifts Mack's arm once...it hits the mat. He lifts Mack's arm a second time...it hits the mat. He grabs it for that third and ultimate fall. He hoists it up. Raven yells, "Back to prison you go!" The ref releases Mack's arm...but it doesn't hit the mat!! The crowd goes wild!! Mack raises both hands and turns them into fists. He slams them into the mat repeatedly, firing up. Raven wrenches and yanks...trying to stop Mack's momentum...but it's unstoppable. The fans yell, "MACK! MACK! MACK!" Mack rises to his feet...he utilizes all his strength to hoist Raven into the air...it's a convoluted powerbomb looking position. He stumbles around, trying to find a place to drop Raven*

Rockwell: He'd better drop him quick...otherwise he may lose consciousness.

Hood: What is this shit? Seriously. Give it up, old timer!

*Mack stumbles forward and throws Raven down...over the top rope! Raven holds onto the lock...he brings Mack over the top rope with him! Both men tumble over to the top rope smashing onto the floor just outside the ring. The arena goes silent. It was a terrible fall. Our camera cuts to a shot of both men down and out. The ref looking down upon them from the ring. He throws his arms in the air, yelling, "ONE!"*

Rockwell: Holy smokes! What a fall! Both men could be seriously injured!

Hood: Stupid mother fucking Ace booked this dumbass match and now he's going to get the best wrestler in GCWA history injured. WAY TO GO, ACE.

*The ref yells, "TWO!" The fans scream for Mack...they lean over the barricade, yelling at the former champ to get up. But, he's not responding. Raven, also on his back, opens his eyes, staring into the lights. He remains on his back. "THREE!" Raven slowly sits up...as he does, he winces something fierce, reaching for his back, realizing he may have knocked around a few muscles, joints, and bones in that fall. But, he's the champ, so he fights through the pain. The ref yells, "FOUR!" Raven grabs the ring apron and pulls himself to his feet...he rolls into the ring. The ref looks at him, about to yell five. Raven nods, totally cool with a count out at this point. The ref yells, "FIVE!"*

Rockwell: If Mack O'Connor gets counted out, it'll all be over. His career. His life. His future.

Hood: Raven is not only going to retain his title but he's going to keep the GCWA locker room safe by sending that alcoholic delinquent back behind bars where he belongs.

Rockwell: C'mon, Mack! If there's anything left in that tank of yours...get up! This isn't just about a title! This is about your future...this is about avoiding prison!

Hood: Geezus. Journalism really is dead.

*The ref yells, "SIX!!" The fans scream! They throw stuff at Mack, trying to get his attention. Raven finds a seat against the bottom buckle across the ring, resting...watching. The ref yells "SEVEN!" Raven nods. A look of relief begins to wash across his bruised and battered face. "MACK! MACK! MACK!" the crowd yells, doing whatever they can to get the man up and moving. The ref yells "EIGHT!" It's just about over. The ref yells, "NINE!" Raven starts to smile. The ref extends ten fingers, hands pointed at the mat. He gets ready to throw them up when, suddenly, Mack's hand reaches up, grabbing the apron! The crowd goes wild. Mack pops up and rolls in under the bottom rope just before the count of ten!! He is feeling those good vibrations as the crowd is euphoric! Mack rises to one knee, gasping for air, wincing in pain...his body thrashed. He looks across the ring at Raven who is like, "Seriously?" Mack stumbles to his feet with both fists raised and yells, "C'mon!" Raven grabs the middle rope and pulls himself up, more than happy to oblige*

Rockwell: The fear of prison gave Mack his third...maybe fourth wind!

Hood: See how he's limping? You think that's his hip giving out or the gait of a man who has taken it up the ass several times?

Rockwell: I have no idea. I just know these two men are exhausted, beat up, and they are about to give it their all here in the home stretch to find out who deserves to be called the GCWA Champion.

*The two warriors meet in the middle of the ring to a rousing ovation. Mack throws a punch, Raven ducks! The GCWA Champion, while ducking, charges forward with his shoulder into Mack's abdomen, bullying O'Connor into a corner. The impact sends O'Connor head snapping back...his legs nearly give out due to the lightning pain shooting through his neck. Raven pops to his feet and leaps up with a high knee into Mack's jaw. Raven steps back and lunges forward with The F.Y.S. (Superkick)!!! Again, Mack's head snaps back...he stumbles forward, falling face first on the mat. The fans boo as Raven leans over the top rope, catching his breath. He throws his hands at the crowd as if to say they have no taste. Mack rolls onto his ass and looks up to find Raven stalking him. Mack slides back into a corner. Raven follows him, looking down upon Mack as his entire stable does the GCWA roster*

Rockwell: James Raven has been a step ahead of Mack this entire time. Aside from some opportunistic moments, Raven...as much as I hate to say it, has thwarted and bested Mack at every pivotal moment.

Hood: Finally. You're coming around. I think we can now see that James Raven is too good for Mack O'Connor.

Rockwell: I hate to say it, but you might be right.

*Raven lifts his leg up for a kick...but Mack ducks his head through the bottom and middle ropes. The ref steps in, forcing Raven back. Raven, a man who respects the rules, backs up. Mack gets to his knees and reaches into his pants. He removes an object...*

Rockwell: What is THAT?

Hood: Is that a pen? Is he going to sign over his entire state to Raven out of respect?

Rockwell: That's not a pen, Hood. THAT'S A SHANK.

Hood: Oh. Oh, no. LOOK OUT, JAMES

*Desperate, Mack is pulling out all the stops to avoid prison. He has the shank he fashioned within the walls of confinement in his hand...an emergency back up plan. He hides it in his right hand, crawling toward the middle of the ring. The ref steps aside. Raven moves toward Mack*

Rockwell: Oh my...I can't watch.

Hood: Geezus, let's get security out here! He's gonna try to kill the greatest wrestler that ever lived!

*Mack pops to his feet in front of James. He swings the shank...James manages to catch Mack's arm, dodging the sharp weapon. He spots it in Mack's hand and is like, "What the fuck is that?" He lifts a knee into Mack's elbow, jarring his arm. Mack drops the shank. Raven kicks it out of the ring, quickly...wanting that thing as far away as possible. Once it's outside the ring, he points it out to the ref*

Rockwell: I think Raven is shocked that Mack brought that into the ring and...well, tried to use it.

Hood: THAT'S ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE...SEND THIS FUCKER BACK TO JAIL.

Rockwell: I've honestly never seen anything like that in my life.

*Raven turns around, he's still a little surprised by what just happened. Mack kicks Raven in the crotch! Raven doubles over...Mack hits HOLLOW POINT! Raven staggers back into the ropes...he stumbles forward, Mack hooks both his arms, lifts him up, spins around and DRILLS him into the mat with Claymore!!! He hooks both legs...the ref slides in...1! 2! 3!!!!! The bell rings*

Rockwell: What the...

Hood: NOOOOOO

*The crowd goes wild!! Mack rolls off of Raven and reaches the ropes, pulling himself up*

Minos: Here is your winner...AND NEW GCWA CHAMPION...MACK O'CONNOR!!!

*Backstage, Deanna is seen freaking out. She's looking for officials, security...trying to find something, anything to remedy what's taken place. Ace, meanwhile, just sits forward, kinda scratching his head in a, "Well, not the way I'd have gone about it, but it worked." Inside the ring, Mack is handed the GCWA Title to a huge ovation. He holds it up high in the air and yells out, "The name's MACK O'CONNOR...and don't you FUCKING FORGET IT!" he turns and looks down at Raven, giving him a middle finger, telling him to GET FUCKED. Raven rolls onto his side, still unaware of all that's gone down. Mack hops through the ropes and throws the belt over his shoulder. He doubles over, reaching for his neck...wincing. With the adrenaline wearing off, the pain is all too real. He drops to a knee. GCWA officials step forward, helping him up...aiding him into the back*

Rockwell: Mack O'Connor gave it his all tonight and he not only won the GCWA Title...but he avoided a one way ticket back to prison.

Hood: The dude can't even fucking walk. How in the hell is he our champion? This is ridiculous.

Rockwell: It appears Mack O'Connor will be sticking around. But who and what awaits? The Rumble winner? What about Raven...surely he deserves a rematch?

Hood: I'd strip O'Connor of that title. Surely there's got to be some kinda bylaw that states convicts can't be champion.

Rockwell: Well, I don't know about any of that...what I do know is that Mack O'Connor has been the first competitor to step up and really get in Legacy's way. How will Legacy respond? Will Raven get his rematch or will another member take their turn at O'Connor?

Hood: I say a four on one match. O'Connor likes to cheat and bring deadly weapons into the ring, fuck him. Stack the deck!

Rockwell: That's all the time we have, folks! What a night! What a year! We'll see you all in 2021!

Hood: Fuck this shit. I'm getting drunk.

*We get a split shot of O'Connor hobbling through the curtain with the GCWA Title while Raven reaches his feet in the ring, refusing any medical attention. He grabs the top rope, kicking at the bottom in frustration...no doubt, he's going to have a shit load to say about this one. We fade to black*


OOC: What a Pay-Per-View! I hope that's what some of you are saying, and not cursing how many extra days it took to get all of this up *lol*. Rumbles are always my Achilles' heel, as I can't help but get too deep into them, making them take forever. I will say that I honestly only narrowed it down to maybe 15 wrestlers at first, and then had to nitpick like crazy on those wrestlers to choose a winner. There was so much great work out there!

Hopefully everyone had a great time, and will be ready to go when the GCWA returns in the new year! Have a happy holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, etc!

GCWA Friday Night Inferno

LIVE! Friday, January 1st, 2020

From the GCWA Arena, Dallas, TX

Opener

TBD

Mid-Card

TBD

Main Event

TBD

Good luck to all!